It's a stunt, pure and simple

However many of these Ironmans she completes this Summer will most likely be her lifetime total. I doubt she'll ever do another one, perhaps not another triathlon of ANY distance

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

I only looked at two cities.

Fresno to Las Vegas is 6 hours

My guess is some are farther apart


Anyone see a problem

What bodies of water is she swimming in each city I wonder

Just with the two events listed, the travel time via car is over 7 hours. Unless she has access to a private plane, getting across that distance in time to rest, recover, and do it again sounds insurmountable. Vegas odds are against this one...

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DFL > DNF > DNS

Maybe she can reel in Wheels Up for a sponsorship/product placement?

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

Are you serious, or just errinly gullible? I’m going to row a boat to the moon, but don’t dare say it’s not possible because you will be spewing hate and judgement....

Btw it’s all a publicity con which this thread shows is working to perfection.

except outside of a small circle nobody has a clue about slowtwitch.

How do you think the NFL and its fans would respond if her coach said he could be a bell-cow RB1 for an NFL season?

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The point is, ladies and gentleman, that speed, for lack of a better word, is good. Speed is right, Speed works. Speed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.

He's perfectly serious. There is nothing wrong with expressing doubt but this thread has managed to call her a whore, a tramp, a cheater for not doing the distances, looking like a man, naive, a con artist, being unattractive (to at least one person here), and a cheater for doping. All of those reprehensible things have been said before she even toed the line. No one on here has mentioned any personal dealings with Horner to substantiate any of these claims. I personally can't believe that this thread has been allowed to continue. Because if I made some of these claims about a fellow ST'er the thread would get shut down within a day.

Missed those

I know some didn't care for her tattoos from an aesthetic standpoint, but no one alluded to any promiscuity, that I noticed

Feel free to correct us, and provide the link

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

This thread has called her an attention whore. There's a difference (a massive difference) and you know it. Stop lying.

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The point is, ladies and gentleman, that speed, for lack of a better word, is good. Speed is right, Speed works. Speed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.

Because if I made some of these claims about a fellow ST'er the thread would get shut down within a day.



You should come over to the Lavender Room one day. :)

And someone said she should get an M-Dot tattoo "in the tramp stamp location"

Not actually calling her a tramp, however

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

Ya but at least the distance should be accurate, assuming she and/or her handlers can do simple math. Many times tri swims are short, which leads to novice swimmers saying "oh, i'm faster in OW than in the pool", which virtually never true b/c of the push-offs as you mentioned. :)

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"Anyone can be who they want to be IF they have the HUNGER and the DRIVE."

Tramp stamp perfectly implies the person wearing it is a tramp. Hence the name, tramp stamp.

Attention whore, a name usually placed on a woman, implies thew person whoring themselves out for attention. Hence the name, attention whore.

No it actually doesn’t. You can’t really be this dense?

You're defeating yourself. The bolded bit shows that you know it's metaphorical and no one called her a sex worker. No one implied she was a sex worker. You are lying when you claim anyone did. Stop.


Or hey, don't. The meltdown just reveals how disingenuous your outrage is.

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The point is, ladies and gentleman, that speed, for lack of a better word, is good. Speed is right, Speed works. Speed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.

I would counter that the person who said "tramp stamp location" phrased it in such a way so NOT to say she is a tramp; in effect saying "the place where someone who might be considered a tramp would put a tattoo, but his girl is NOT a tramp, she just doesn't have any space on her arms to put one, so let's go with the lower back" but only using 3 words

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

Yes, it does imply that. What other conclusion would you come to about a person having what you call a tramp stamp, other than that person is a tramp?

Dudes can certainly be attention whores, just as girls can be trolls

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

In what world are you living where there is different definitions for a whore? Whoring oneself out is not open to different implications.

Big difference between saying a M-Dot TATTOO in a tramp stamp *location* and saying someone should get a tramp stamp.

The former is referring a logo tattoo in a location that everyone recognizes. The later refers to an actual tramp stamp. The M-Dot tattoo have been referred to by many things on Slowtwitch. A tramp stamp, it has not.

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My marathon PR is "under three, high twos. I had a two hour and fifty-something."

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/whore

http://www.dictionary.com/browse/whore
And the crowning definition of the English language:https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/whore


For added fun, Oxford even provides a male example.

You. Are. Wrong.

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The point is, ladies and gentleman, that speed, for lack of a better word, is good. Speed is right, Speed works. Speed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.

Yeah. Just knock it off

PLUS, she's a Mom, for fuck's sake

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

It’s the location of the tattoo. Good lord If you hadn’t been on the forum for this long I’d think water boy got a new user ID. You are literally the only person I have ever heard of who actually thinks that getting a tramp stamp means the person is a tramp.

Not to mention I don’t think the word tramp has been used beyond this context for I don’t know how long. If you actually called someone a tramp today half the people would wonder what in the world you’re talking about.