This one is the epitome of first world problems:

I signed up for Muncie 70.3 in late May after it looked like it was one of the only races that was gunna go this year.

I was out for a race sim workout two weeks before the race. I didn't adjust my derailleur correctly and it cost sucked into the spokes of my 2013 speed concept, thereby destroying the chainstay/seatstay.

I panic-bought a $6,500 speed concept from the Pro's Closet (it's my dream bike... Dura-Ace Di2, DT Swiss wheelset, almost completely blacked out). I got the bike two days later only to find out that a person who was probably 6" shorter than me rode it previously. The stem, mono extensions, seatpost, etc. were WAY too short for me (it was a medium, the same size I replaced, but I'm 6' with a long torso, so I was off the front of the other frame). I again panicked, booked a fit for $400, bought a hardshell travel case for $500 (scicon evolution) because I wasn't going to put this thing in my ruster henhouse, bought a new power2max powermeter, and rush ordered mono extension plugs, seatpost, etc. to make the medium fit my body size. All in all, this bike cost me $9,000 after all was said and done.

Muncie 70.3 was cancelled.

Someone buy my old powermeters I have for sale. :(

... and will most definitely be stolen by a drunken sailor coming off a ship

It snowed in Tucson last Saturday and had to wait until noon to ride. Also had to change a 100 mile ride into a 50 :(

Why couldn't you just do the 50 twice?

Why couldn't you just do the 50 twice?

I got hit by a moped official.

They were stopped on the side of the road and decided to do a U-turn without looking as I was coming around the corner. Lucky no terrible damage to me or the bike, scrapes, bruises and a broken tririg brake.

But damn it I missed the podium by about the time I was stopped and on the ground, and she never even said she was sorry. So I'm going to cry like a bitch about it

There's a Hallmark Channel movie in there someplace

#meet_cute