So glad I found this thread, y'all got me cracking up. I have to shit in the woods at least monthly it seems; sometimes more
New Years day morning.... Rumbling in my tummy. Oh god I dont feel so good. I ate way too much meat and cheese last night. Not feeling hung over at all.
Over the course of the morning I pissed out my ass 3 times.
Well I think its time for that run, planned for a long one.
Packed my run belt with spare TP and drive down to my start location; stomach feeling fine.
0.5 miles - "Left my run belt in the car. My stomach feels pretty good I think Ill continue" I stopped a few minutes an evaluated the situation
1 mile - Warmup done, time to start T interval
1.5 mile - "These are a lot harder than I remember"
2.5 mile - *stomach gurgles* "Uh oh, time to turn around" Now at this point of the trail there are trees around but obviously its bare, and many Mcmasnsions around. The paved trail also has a side gravel trail
3 mile - Dashing off into the woods with barely enough time drop my pants behind a large tree, and a house in plain view, my ass exploded. Not much to wipe with. Check for messes on the outside of my clothes and carry on a walk/jog back to my car.
So yea, 3 miles into 2020 I shit myself. Good times.....
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