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You forgot the guy "gawking" at hotties in the other lane. - this was a thread awhile back, where did he go?
I think that was Swimfan using some other name.
At my gym we have a hot tub near the lap pool. All the guys (usually our brothers south of the border) sit in this hot tub with their eyes set to pool. The second a remotely cute girls gets into the pool, they suddenly have an interest in swimming. They all swarm to the slow lane where they each take turns trying to impress the girl with their water thrashing. Apparently in Mec-E-co the ladies are attracted to whichever fellow can generate the biggest splashes. Odd mating ritual if you ask me.