Figured you would like that one...

So, Seinfeldian moments from every day life...wow, they happen all the time---I think at least once a day I'll comment to someone "damn, just like from a Seinfeld episode!". Like dreams, I'll have to start writing them down so I can bore...er, I mean share them with you.

You're a shmoopy.

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What a drag it is getting old. -- Stones

My daughter had an ice cream party at her school Friday. She was on the hook to bring pretzels ... I think you know where this is leading.

OK - it is obvious where this is going, so I'll ask -- Where do YOU put the emphasis?

I hope it stops raining today.

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Thirsty.



Thanks for asking.

Will you guys get off the Seinfeld kick already! Serenity Now, Serenity Now! :-)

I hope you have all been enjoying Curb Your Enthusiasm. A few slow shows, but some real laugh-out-loud shows.

I don't have time to watch CYE. I steal forks from restaurants.

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What a drag it is getting old. -- Stones

I'm eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, with a tall glass of milk.

So on Sunday we went to a friend's baby's first birthday party (oh, what fun that was)...anyway, one of their other friends had their own baby with them---perhaps the ugliest, fattest baby I've ever seen. Gigantic head, huge puffed out cheeks and legs that would shame a sumo wrestler. Maybe 8 months old and weighed, I don't know, 50 pounds?

And all I could think was "that is one breathtaking baby..."

I always feel that when I watch that show, that I am watching "the evil George". Some shows absolutely slay me, others creep me out. Worth watching if you are a Seinfeld fan, IMHO.

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Averow@bresnan.net

So today I go into the bagel shop to grab a bite for lunch. There aren't but a few people there, but enough to form a bit of a line at the counter. This guy comes in behind me and sidles up kind of close. He's whistling and acting all antsy. I don't think much of it, but when the line moves, I take the opportunity to add to my personal space by moving as far down the counter as possible. Like some sort of pilot fish, this guy sidles right up along with me, cramping right up next to me on the counter. Darn close-standers.

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"When will i learn, people do not want to hurt but will spend $500.00 bucks to go four seconds faster." - randall t

You should put a bell around his neck.

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Bigger, Stronger, Faster...mostly bigger.

I'm just an old chunk of coal.
But I'm gonna be a diamond some day.
--John Anderson

I'm hungry. I think I'll have a chicken salad. Maybe some water, too. I already had a Diet Coke. Did I bring my yam? Yup. Trainer workout tonight after hitting the dry cleaner and grocery store. Who the hell calls it a "Supermarket" anyway? Probably the same people who call dinner "supper". And soda "pop".

Ok (okay?), time to refocus. Thanks.

How I missed this thread... ;)

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does this mean it's time for "feats of strength"?

For those of you who may have read the thread about the guy who was displeased with the Felt he bought from Tom D - I suppose his impression of the bike was something like this:

"Felt bike: in the store...hotsy, hotsy

but at home...notsy, notsy"

I know why the customer was so displeased...Tom's got skinny mirrors. That's right! Bikesport's full of skinny mirrors! This one was just on, and I love it - so many classic lines...

"It's Uma, Jerry...Uma."

Why? Because it's December 7, 2006 and raining outside.

Renewed OBSESSION with Seinfeld lately - so, this shows up right on time.

In the last several days, have seen reruns of:

"Spongeworthy"

"Yadda, yadda, yadda"

"This, That, and The Other"

GENIUS!!!

I watched "Hot and Heavy" tonight ;-D

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smartasscoach.tri-oeiras.com

Maybe we should have a Curb Your Enthusiasm thread too. I finally watched the Season Finale last night, what a classic. Larry David is the comic genius of our generation.

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"Knowledge is good" - Emil Faber

-Also saw the one w/ George's secret bank code "BOSCO".

J: "You're outta the loop!"

Prognosis: Negative.

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

Remember...this is a thread about nothing whatsoever...so feel free to gab about CYE as well...



I like to think of this as the triathlete decompression thread...



Or the anti-Lavender room thread, if that works for you.



The chick-running-and-farting thread belongs here...could be called "The Flatulent"