Nothing, really, nothing at all.

I punched Mickey Mantle in the mouth.

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What a drag it is getting old. -- Stones

Ohhhhh... Delorrrisss!

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"In the blocks you're a prisoner, the gun releases you."

Jerry: What?

Kramer: Yeah, I punched him and they took him to the hospital and then they
canceled the rest of the week.

Elaine: You punched who in the mouth?

Kramer: Mickey Mantle.

Jerry: What happened?

Kramer: Well, you know, we were playing a game and, you know, I was pitching,
and I was really throwing some smoke. And Joe Pepitone, he was up, and man that
guy, you know, he was crowding the plate.

Jerry: Wow! Joe Pepitone!

Kramer: Yeah, well, Joe Pepitone or not, I own the inside of that plate. So I
throw one, you know, inside, you know, a little chin music, put him right on his
pants. Cause I gotta intimidate when I'm on the mound. Well the next pitch,
he's right back in the same place. So, I had to plunk him.

Jerry: You plunked him.

Kramer: Oh yeah. Well, he throws down his bat, he comes racing up to the
mound. Next thing, both benches are cleared, you know? A brouhaha breaks out
between the guys in the camp, you know, and the old Yankee players, and as I'm
trying to get Moose Skowron off of one of my teammates, you know, somebody pulls
me from behind, you know, and I turned around and I popped him. I looked down,
and woah man, it's Mickey. I punched his lights out.

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

Art Vandelay, architect.

Wow...almost a year and we haven't been banished to the Lavender room with this...maybe there is just enough ON TOPIC crap here...

Anyone want to talk about that crappy green Klein?

Back up a page, buddy boy.

In the first season, the bike was a green Klein, but somehow, the fork seemed to be on backward.
Cannondale Super Killer V appeared in one episode in the second season, but was later rumored to be stolen.
The green Klein returned with the fork mounted the right way.

The bikes in "Seinfeld's" apartment are actually the personal mountain bikes of actor Michael Richards, "Kramer" on the show. Jerry does not ride.

Episode #165: The Apology

Melissa, [naked - wheeling out Jerry's bicycle]: "OK, Jerry. I fixed that bike."
Jerry: "Oh. That wasn't really necessary. I don't ride it. It's just for show."
Melissa, [crouching down next to the bike]: "I should really clean those bearings. Hold this. Look at all that gunk."
Jerry: "Please don't crouch."
Melissa: "Ouch! Caught my skin."
Jerry: "Oh, that's bad. Especially that area."
Melissa: "You got anything to snack on?"
Jerry: "Uhh..."
Melissa, [grabbing the pickle jar and straining to open it]: "Oh, pickles! Unnhhhh! It's a tough one."
Jerry: "Look, please stop! Let me help you with that!"
Melissa, [finally opening the jar]: "Unnnnh! Oooh. That's gonna leave a welt. Look at that."
Jerry, [leaving the room]: "I can't. I can't look anymore. I-I-I've seen too much."

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

I think it moved....

Summer reruns.

Maybe the dingo ate your baby.

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What a drag it is getting old. -- Stones

Gammy's getting upset!!!

"Ah, you're crazy."

"Am I? Or am I so sane that you just blew your mind?!"

"It's impossible!"

"Is it? Or is it so possible that your head is spinning like a top?!"

"It can't be."

"Can it? Or is your entire world just crashing down all around you?"

"Alright, that's enough."

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What a drag it is getting old. -- Stones

Boss: I'm going to get right to the point. It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?

George: Who said that?

Boss: She did.

George: Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ingnorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frouned upon, you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices and I tell you peope do that all the time.

Boss: You're fired.

George: Well you didn't have to say it like that.

Boss: I want you out of here by the end of the day.

George: What about the whole Christmas spirit thing? Any flexability there?

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Don't hold back

Well, I'm Out!

That was fast.

I'm not wearing the ribbon! (or the Livestrong bracelet :-))

"Hawaii... The most sought-after postal route of them all. The air is so dewy-sweet you don't even have to lick the stamps." - Newman, in "The Andrea Doria"

"I was eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery!"

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Andrew

"When will i learn, people do not want to hurt but will spend $500.00 bucks to go four seconds faster." - randall t

"The Dewey Decimal System... What a scam that was!" K

Good one, Trevor.

"So Mr. Tommasulo wants to play dirty. Well there's nothing dirtier than a giant ball of oil." -GC

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Andrew

"When will i learn, people do not want to hurt but will spend $500.00 bucks to go four seconds faster." - randall t

Helloooooo la la laaa!!!

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wK

"Training is a rite of purification; from it comes speed and strength. Racing is a rite of character; from it comes knowledge....In my training and racing I spend certain amount of time on the redline, so when a personal best opportunity presents itself...the lonely pressure will encourage precise execution." --Paul McMullen '96 Olympian
1995-96 USA National Champion 1500 m.

"It's like a sauna in here." - Kramer, sitting in a sauna, in "The Implant"

Hey folks, let's not turn this into a straight quote thread...its about the yada yada of YOUR lives...Kramer ain't comin' back...

Get out!

Ouch. Evicted from my own thread! Now THAT is a Seinfeld moment!

;-)