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Re: The Seinfeld Thread. . . [tri_bri2] [ In reply to ]
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She was in "Girls on the Beach?!!!" Great movie. Sorotity girls, embezzlement, fake Beatles, and the Beach Boys.

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Re: The Seinfeld Thread. . . [Jim] [ In reply to ]
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Yeah, uhh. . .seconded. . .please warn those who may be on restricted systems. . . ;->
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Re: The Seinfeld Thread. . . [randymar] [ In reply to ]
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... Sorotity girls, ...

I know, I know. I just thought I'd let it go.

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Re: The Seinfeld Thread. . . [TriBriGuy] [ In reply to ]
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If there was one thing I thought this board could reach concensus on it was the fact that Seinfeld was the most funny, witty, entertaining show on TV. Ever! With that, I submit some dialog from two great episodes:

Jerry (on telephone with Kramer): OK Kramer, just stay where you are. Tell me where you are at and I'll come get you.

Kramer: I'm at the corner of 1st and 1st... wait a minute, how can the same street intersect itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!



or

Elaine: George, since when did you become so smart?

George: I stopped having sex.



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Re: The Seinfeld Thread. . . [zoomy3] [ In reply to ]
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It was pretty good but it was no Futurama or Family Guy.

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Re: The Seinfeld Thread. . . [Mr. Tibbs] [ In reply to ]
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Oh, How about "Duckman!!!" Cartoon Costanza!!!

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"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin
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Re: The Seinfeld Thread. . . [zoomy3] [ In reply to ]
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 The irony of Seinfeld lay in its "nothingness." The TV gods were having a joke at all of our expense. Essentially they were laughing at the fact that they can put "nothing" on and people will go ga ga over it.

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"Why are we in Jerry's apartment?" "Well, I like to think of this as my conference room. It has a more formal atmosphere, you know, with the shelves... and the furniture." - Silvio and Kramer, in "The Reverse Peephole" "I've cut slices so thin, I couldn't even see them." "How'd you know you cut it?" "Well, I guess I just assumed." - Kramer and Elaine, about his new meat slicer, in "The Slicer" "You have no idea of the magnitude of this thing. If she is allowed to infiltrate this world then George Costanza as you know him ceases to exist. You see, right now I have Relationship George. But there is also Independent George. That's the George you know, the George you grew up with... Movie George, Coffee Shop George, Liar George, Bawdy George." "I love that George." "Me too, and he's dying. If Relationship George walks through this door, he will kill Independent George. A George divided against itself cannot stand!" - George and Jerry, in "The Pool Guy" "The last thing this guy's qualified to give a tour of is reality." - Jerry, about Kramer, in "The Muffin Tops"

"What are you saying?" "I'm not saying anything." "You're saying something." "What could I be saying?" "Well, you're not saying nothing. You must be saying something." "If I was saying something, I would've said it." "Why don't you say it?" "I said it." "What'd you say?" "Nothing." - Jerry and Elaine, in "The Red Dot"
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Re: The Seinfeld Thread. . . [TriBriGuy] [ In reply to ]
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Is it just me or is the moral decline of today's youth inversely proportional to the amount of 'Schoolhouse Rock' they were subjected to? And it's time for timer...if you want something delicious and nutritious cheese is the perfect snack.....
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Re: The Seinfeld Thread. . . [Mr. Tibbs] [ In reply to ]
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We are no where near 1000 and this thread is already on page 2 and dropping. Come on, let's get with the program!!!

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Re: The Seinfeld Thread. . . [Kentiger] [ In reply to ]
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My girlfriend was recently diagnosed with a cavity in one of her teeth. I sang "Yuckmouth" to her, but she had no idea what I was talking about. The poor girl... (And she's only 26! She knows "Schoolhouse Rock" and "I'm just a bill, on Capitol Hill...", but not "Yuckmouth!")



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Re: The Seinfeld Thread. . . [Tom Demerly] [ In reply to ]
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yeah maybe Jennifer could just run around naked rather than trying to act and be funny as a stupid character in friends.LOL ..yep guess that makes me shallow.

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Re: The Seinfeld Thread. . . [GJB] [ In reply to ]
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My girlfriend was recently diagnosed with a cavity in one of her teeth. I sang "Yuckmouth" to her, but she had no idea what I was talking about. The poor girl... (And she's only 26! She knows "Schoolhouse Rock" and "I'm just a bill, on Capitol Hill...", but not "Yuckmouth!")

Is that like "Stinkfoot?"

Now scientists call this disease Bromidrosis
(That's right!)
And well they should
Even Napoleon knows that
But us regular folks
Who might wear a tennis shoe
Or an occasional python boot
Know this exquisite little inconvenience by the name of:
STINK FOOT


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"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin
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Re: The Seinfeld Thread. . . [jonathanb565] [ In reply to ]
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you could do that..but then who would you get for commercial sponsorship...then again..would you really need any???
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Re: The Seinfeld Thread. . . [Kentiger] [ In reply to ]
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[reply]Is it just me or is the moral decline of today's youth inversely proportional to the amount of 'Schoolhouse Rock' they were subjected to? [/reply]

Ah yes.... Good old "Conjunction Junction" :)


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Re: The Seinfeld Thread. . . [drn92] [ In reply to ]
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Hey drn92, if that is you real name. Leave the pointless posts to me, the master. You just go about gabbing and producing and shanghiing and most of all break dancing and leave the rest to me.

I have more useless point less shit in this head of mine then you have in you whole family. No go back to being a normal person and buy me something. Cycling shoes would be nice an hour in running shoes hurts.

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Re: The Seinfeld Thread. . . [drn92] [ In reply to ]
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 Hell, I'll settle for it not falling behind that "other" thread. . .you know. . .the damn political one.

At this point the Drills vs PCs thread has become a caricature. . .an abomination. Nothing takes that many posts to debate. That's precisely why this "nothing" thread should outlast all comers. Then again. . .

NOTHING to see here. . .move along. . .move along. . .
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Re: The Seinfeld Thread. . . [Mr. Tibbs] [ In reply to ]
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Tibbs, I gotta coupla questions. . .

How're the meds working for you?

How's the wife doing?

Is Kerouac your brother-in-law?








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Re: The Seinfeld Thread. . . [drn92] [ In reply to ]
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We are no where near 1000 and this thread is already on page 2 and dropping. Come on, let's get with the program!!!

Every choice I ever made was wrong. From now on, I'm going to do the complete opposite...
What do you mean, page 2? You mean you still have your settings set to like, 20-25 threads per page? You gotta change that to 50 or 60 like I did.
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Re: The Seinfeld Thread. . . [Kentiger] [ In reply to ]
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Make yourself a wagon wheel, Yahoo!



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Re: The Seinfeld Thread. . . [jonathanb565] [ In reply to ]
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[reply]yeah maybe Jennifer could just run around naked rather than trying to act and be funny as a stupid character in friends[/reply]

Now see? [b]THERE's[/b] some shit I might watch. As long as she kept her yap closed.


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Re: The Seinfeld Thread. . . [zoomy3] [ In reply to ]
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to quote the right honourable Austin Powers...'yeah baby..'
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Re: The Seinfeld Thread. . . [Kentiger] [ In reply to ]
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crap...have to add two or three more posts to this thread as pennance for posting one in that PC thread...what was I thinking (it's the night shifts man..I swear..it does things to the brain). Can someone tell me how in the hell it managed to get that big? And while we're at it..can someone get hold of Becca and have her post some more pictures in this thread please...and that other little vixen with an attitude..her too.
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Re: The Seinfeld Thread. . . [Kentiger] [ In reply to ]
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let's not forget sherri and Maylene too:-P
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Re: The Seinfeld Thread. . . [jaylew] [ In reply to ]
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Sorry ... living in the stone age ... must adjust my settings ... can only handle so much info at one time ...
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Re: The Seinfeld Thread. . . [TriBriGuy] [ In reply to ]
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Not that there's anything wrong with that ...
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