bluntandy wrote:
This is my favourite these on the internet.
I've been swimming and coaching in pools in GB and Finland for over 30 years and have met many
Of the same denizens. My most recent was in Finland.
I was about to go into the showers before my swim so I was naked and in ffront of me a very old man approached me (also naked) and gestured to his hand, I thought he'd found a sharp thing and wanted to show me that he'd picked it up to spare our feet. So I looked into his hand and it was full of the gnarliest yellowest toenails I've ever seen.
I must have looked a little shocked so he explained that he cuts them in the shower room as swimming makes them softer.
I reeled and almost paraded into the pool wearing only my swim hat and goggles.
When I'm an old man I'm going to troll people like that.
KG6 wrote:
Last week an older guy took up the entire end of a lane with the newspaper spread out. Just hanging out reading the paper. Luckily the other lanes were open, but it's not like I'm going to show up to the gym and take over a bench press area to read a book for the afternoon.
I saw a girl doing that, actually. She did one set of squats, then put the bar on the very lowest setting, and sat down on it. Picked up her iPad. Loaded up pinterest. The only squat rack in the gym, mind you. I stared for a moment, in wonderment. Went and rowed for 30 minutes. She was pissy when I asked her if she was done. She then did one set of bench, and was back on the iPad. Somebody asked her to move again, and she stormed off to the leg press. Nobody bothered her there.