My 12 y/o ran for his life at that point. Not sure what that was about but I blame Miley Cyrus.

Pull bouy, 2× paddles, fins / fin socks, zoomers, board, tempo trainer, bad ass swimmer.

Where I swim there is a general purpose exercise room between the front desk and the locker room. You must walk past this room. It is usually used by people for yoga and body weight type exercises. The room is half mirrored and the other half is windowed into the facility.

Last week as I am walking by I look into the room and see that all the lights are off. But on the floor there is someone laying prone on the floor. Kneeling to their side is another man giving the prone man a massage. And then standing about a foot behind the kneeling man is another man standing with a music stand in front of him and he is playing a trombone.

I have seen a lot of weird things at the pool but this is by far the strangest.

Last week as I am walking by I look into the room and see that all the lights are off. But on the floor there is someone laying prone on the floor. Kneeling to their side is another man giving the prone man a massage. And then standing about a foot behind the kneeling man is another man standing with a music stand in front of him and he is playing a trombone.

Hopefully not a rusty one.

Where I swim there is a general purpose exercise room between the front desk and the locker room. You must walk past this room. It is usually used by people for yoga and body weight type exercises. The room is half mirrored and the other half is windowed into the facility.

Last week as I am walking by I look into the room and see that all the lights are off. But on the floor there is someone laying prone on the floor. Kneeling to their side is another man giving the prone man a massage. And then standing about a foot behind the kneeling man is another man standing with a music stand in front of him and he is playing a trombone.

I have seen a lot of weird things at the pool but this is by far the strangest.

Where I swim there is a general purpose exercise room between the front desk and the locker room. You must walk past this room. It is usually used by people for yoga and body weight type exercises. The room is half mirrored and the other half is windowed into the facility.

Last week as I am walking by I look into the room and see that all the lights are off. But on the floor there is someone laying prone on the floor. Kneeling to their side is another man giving the prone man a massage. And then standing about a foot behind the kneeling man is another man standing with a music stand in front of him and he is playing a trombone.

I have seen a lot of weird things at the pool but this is by far the strangest.

[qoute] I think you're making this sh*t up. You can not be serious:)

I swim at an indoor olympic sized pool. There are strict rules for use of the facility. To get to the pool area, one has to undress at ones closet locker, then proceed nekkid to the next room which is a big shower area. There one must shower nekkid. No swimsuits are allowed when showering before swimming. Soap must be applied and washed off. After showering, one puts on the speedo or whatever and proceeds out to the pool.
The only problem is that, for some people, it is just a little bit too long time being nekkid. They get used to it, and forget to put their speedo on before entering the pool area.
And it's always guys who do this. No chicks have ever forgotten to put their swimsuits on.

Ok I don't swim at the "Y" but here in my hometown I swim with the following people
"Tractor Man " The pool designates one lifeguard for this swimmer. A gentle kind elderly man who's looks to be drowning with every stroke he takes, his arms never breach the surface during freestyle and has a stroke count of near 60 per 25 m ,, yes I counted one time. Looks like a tractor plowing through a corn field
" Water Walkers" Generally 4 per lane , 2 abreast walk the length of the pool can't swim in the lane just forget it. One swimmer did complain however " we have every right to use the pool during lane swim seem to win over.
"Aligator Women " Must be a tri gal as she sights every 2 stroke during a 25 meter lane swim not just for practice but every time I see her. She looks like an alligator thus gave her the name.
'Fat Jock" One guy is apron 75 lbs over weight but wears a speedo and acts like he is a jock , complete with arm circle stretches and neck twitches he has the slowest time next to tractor man but acts likes he is just off world record pace.
"Senior Chatters " are seen more often in the early am than pm but use the pool to socialize often hanging out at one end of the lane they yap more than swim
Thats it for me

I'd never criticize someone staying active and getting in the pool but sometimes you just have to scratch your head. Like the elderly gentleman I saw yesterday swimming laps with snorkel and fins. Not so unusual except that he wasn't kicking. At all. With toes pointed down I'm afraid the fins were actually slowing him down.