As a Dane, I am deeply offended by your reference to Scandinavian people and rape and pillage.
It is well known fact that this perception is the result of a pernicious PR campaign by the Saxons who could not handle that my forefathers got all the hot girls when they visited for the purpose of cultural exchange and commerce.
Since Vikings bathed twice a year whether they needed it or not, as opposed to standard once a year, and occasionally combed their hair it is entirely understandable that the local woman would prefer their company.
Instead of improving their own hygiene, Saxons resorted to vicious lies.
Please do not aid in this continuing campaign of misinformation.
It is well known fact that this perception is the result of a pernicious PR campaign by the Saxons who could not handle that my forefathers got all the hot girls when they visited for the purpose of cultural exchange and commerce.
Since Vikings bathed twice a year whether they needed it or not, as opposed to standard once a year, and occasionally combed their hair it is entirely understandable that the local woman would prefer their company.
Instead of improving their own hygiene, Saxons resorted to vicious lies.
Please do not aid in this continuing campaign of misinformation.