Update!!!! Since I’m incapable of feeling embarrassed I’m going to go ahead and share this anecdote....

Mar 28, 19 18:19

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My butt hole itches and has itched for a few days. Nothing feels swollen (like hemoids) but it unmistakably itches. My wife said I probably have ring worm (jock itch) on my butt hole.

I decided to take a look using a hand mirror. So I held the hand mirror between my legs as I bent over to get a view of the zone in question but my godamn mutherfuckin balls were dangling in then way so I couldn’t see my butt hole.

So then I tried to hold the mirror in one hand and lift my balls with the other but couldn’t make it work.

So I held my phone back there and took a picture.

I’ve never actually looked at my anus before but I think there’s definitely something that doesn’t look quite right back there.

That is all...

Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

Last edited by: Duffy: Apr 10, 19 7:15

Re: Since I’m incapable of feeling embarrassed I’m going to go ahead and share this anecdote.... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]

Mar 28, 19 18:21

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You let the hamster out, right?

Re: Since I’m incapable of feeling embarrassed I’m going to go ahead and share this anecdote.... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]

Mar 28, 19 18:22

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Duct tape should help your situation.

I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.

Re: Since I’m incapable of feeling embarrassed I’m going to go ahead and share this anecdote.... [Ringmaster] [ In reply to ]

Mar 28, 19 18:23

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Ringmaster wrote:

You let the hamster out, right?

Screen name checks out.

Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

Re: Since I’m incapable of feeling embarrassed I’m going to go ahead and share this anecdote.... [j p o] [ In reply to ]

Mar 28, 19 18:24

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j p o wrote:

Duct tape should help your situation.

That’s for warts.

Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

Re: Since I’m incapable of feeling embarrassed I’m going to go ahead and share this anecdote.... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]

Mar 28, 19 18:26

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Duffy wrote:

Ringmaster wrote:

You let the hamster out, right?

Screen name checks out.

Ok, that was funny.

In all seriousness, just itching and not swollen? Any bleeding or pain?

Re: Since I’m incapable of feeling embarrassed I’m going to go ahead and share this anecdote.... [Ringmaster] [ In reply to ]

Mar 28, 19 18:31

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Ringmaster wrote:

Duffy wrote:

Ringmaster wrote:

You let the hamster out, right?

Screen name checks out.

Ok, that was funny.

In all seriousness, just itching and not swollen? Any bleeding or pain?

No bleeds or pains.

Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

Re: Since I’m incapable of feeling embarrassed I’m going to go ahead and share this anecdote.... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]

Mar 28, 19 18:38

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Duffy wrote:

Ringmaster wrote:

Duffy wrote:

Ringmaster wrote:

You let the hamster out, right?

Screen name checks out.

Ok, that was funny.

In all seriousness, just itching and not swollen? Any bleeding or pain?

No bleeds or pains.

Then I wouldn't be too concerned. Sounds like your wife has the right idea. Treat it as such, take another pic in a couple days, and see if it's getting "better" .

Re: Since I’m incapable of feeling embarrassed I’m going to go ahead and share this anecdote.... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]

Mar 28, 19 18:42

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Pics or it didn't happen...actually, scratch that (get it - 'scratch' that?! I'm a laugh riot).

First thought is a bad wipe after taking a dump, but if you haven't properly wiped your ass or taken a shower in several days, I think you deserve an itchy bunghole (and some remedial classes in basic hygiene).

I trust you didn't take a dump in the woods and wipe with poison ivy, right? Dude in my Boy Scout troop did that once - he seemed really uncomfortable for the rest of the weekend.

Re: Since I’m incapable of feeling embarrassed I’m going to go ahead and share this anecdote.... [wimsey] [ In reply to ]

Mar 28, 19 19:22

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Quote:

Pics or it didn't happen...

Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

Re: Since I’m incapable of feeling embarrassed I’m going to go ahead and share this anecdote.... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]

Mar 28, 19 21:25

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Mar 28, 19 21:31

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Mar 28, 19 21:33

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Mar 28, 19 21:38

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Re: Since I’m incapable of feeling embarrassed I’m going to go ahead and share this anecdote.... [getcereal] [ In reply to ]

Mar 28, 19 21:41

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Mar 28, 19 21:46

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Re: Since I’m incapable of feeling embarrassed I’m going to go ahead and share this anecdote.... [Ringmaster] [ In reply to ]

Mar 28, 19 22:47

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Gerbils are the rodent of choice, not hamsters. I only know because that’s what one of my liberal friends told me.

Re: Since I’m incapable of feeling embarrassed I’m going to go ahead and share this anecdote.... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]

Mar 29, 19 1:57

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rub it on your cats, to avenge this guy

Re: Since I’m incapable of feeling embarrassed I’m going to go ahead and share this anecdote.... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]

Mar 29, 19 4:51

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Possibly a tick?

Re: Since I’m incapable of feeling embarrassed I’m going to go ahead and share this anecdote.... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]

Mar 29, 19 5:25

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My dogs butt hole was itching him a few years ago. Turns out he had tape worms. Common symptom.
Go see a vet. Or you can always dissect your next turd. They're pretty easy to spot.

Re: Since I’m incapable of feeling embarrassed I’m going to go ahead and share this anecdote.... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]

Mar 29, 19 5:36

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Duffy wrote:

My butt hole itches and has itched for a few days.

You've been posting an awful lot lately and probably just been pulling too many excuses for Trump out of there.
Slow down & pace yourself. Looks like you'll have to keep making excuses for him till 2020.

Remember - It's important to be comfortable in your own skin... because it turns out society frowns on wearing other people's

Re: Since I’m incapable of feeling embarrassed I’m going to go ahead and share this anecdote.... [Guffaw] [ In reply to ]

Mar 29, 19 5:41

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Guffaw wrote:

Duffy wrote:

My butt hole itches and has itched for a few days.

You've been posting an awful lot lately and probably just been pulling too many excuses for Trump out of there.
Slow down & pace yourself. Looks like you'll have to keep making excuses for him till 2020.

Wut?

Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

Re: Since I’m incapable of feeling embarrassed I’m going to go ahead and share this anecdote.... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]

Mar 29, 19 8:30

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I find that cucumbers make me fart a lot, but I may just be shoving them up too far.

Re: Since I’m incapable of feeling embarrassed I’m going to go ahead and share this anecdote.... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]

Mar 29, 19 8:58

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serious : is you are using cottonelle wipes switch to walmart,

Re: Since I’m incapable of feeling embarrassed I’m going to go ahead and share this anecdote.... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]

Mar 29, 19 9:11

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Tried this out yet?

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The secret of a long life is you try not to shorten it.
-Nobody

Re: Since I’m incapable of feeling embarrassed I’m going to go ahead and share this anecdote.... [mck414] [ In reply to ]

Mar 29, 19 9:15

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We have hardwood flooring.

Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

Re: Since I’m incapable of feeling embarrassed I’m going to go ahead and share this anecdote.... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]

Mar 29, 19 9:42

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Haha! It's quite a shock when you take a photo of your arse isn't it, and surprisingly awkward to do!

Had to do it to figure out what was what with a saddle sore once on a bikepacking trip.

Anything different in your diet of late that might be causing disagreements? Like wheat or sweeteners intolerance.
Other than that may get some worming tablets?

Re: Since I’m incapable of feeling embarrassed I’m going to go ahead and share this anecdote.... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]

Mar 29, 19 12:17

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Re: Since I’m incapable of feeling embarrassed I’m going to go ahead and share this anecdote.... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]

Mar 29, 19 12:31

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Duffy wrote:

We have hardwood flooring.

Aha! Better check for splinters.

Re: Since I’m incapable of feeling embarrassed I’m going to go ahead and share this anecdote.... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]

Mar 29, 19 13:32

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I've had this before.

On the one hand, there is no better itch to scratch. On the other hand, it can be a problem when the itch is persistent all day.

I finally figured out that the problem for me was that I was washing my ass with scented soap (whatever my wife was using at the time). Once I stopped this, the itch slowly went away.

And make sure you ass is nice and dry when you are done taking a shower. Get that towel way up in there.

Freedom just around the corner for you. But with the truth so far off, what good will it do?

Re: Since I’m incapable of feeling embarrassed I’m going to go ahead and share this anecdote.... [jepvb] [ In reply to ]

Mar 29, 19 15:27

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jepvb wrote:

I've had this before.

On the one hand, there is no better itch to scratch. On the other hand, it can be a problem when the itch is persistent all day.

I finally figured out that the problem for me was that I was washing my ass with scented soap (whatever my wife was using at the time). Once I stopped this, the itch slowly went away.

And make sure you ass is nice and dry when you are done taking a shower. Get that towel way up in there.

Just to be safe, you should probably go to the gym and use the hairdryers for that.

Re: Since I’m incapable of feeling embarrassed I’m going to go ahead and share this anecdote.... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]

Mar 29, 19 15:36

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Candida overgrowth. You have a yeast infection of your asshole.

Re: Since I’m incapable of feeling embarrassed I’m going to go ahead and share this anecdote.... [turtleherder] [ In reply to ]

Mar 29, 19 20:00

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turtleherder wrote:

Candida overgrowth. You have a yeast infection of your asshole.

Yup. This. I was reading through the thread to see if anyone else mentioned it. Avoid scratching, excessive soaping, and DON'T stick the towel up there as much as you'd want to. It can spread and exacerbate.

Maybe you should stick with the single-sided dildo instead of the double-sided partner dildo when going to bjj! Ha! Segue ... a BJJ gym in Ventura that you'd recommend? Paragon? I may be curious.

Gnothi Seauton.

Re: Since I’m incapable of feeling embarrassed I’m going to go ahead and share this anecdote.... [Ready4Launch] [ In reply to ]

Mar 29, 19 20:09

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Ready4Launch wrote:

turtleherder wrote:

Candida overgrowth. You have a yeast infection of your asshole.

Yup. This. I was reading through the thread to see if anyone else mentioned it. Avoid scratching, excessive soaping, and DON'T stick the towel up there as much as you'd want to. It can spread and exacerbate.

Maybe you should stick with the single-sided dildo instead of the double-sided partner dildo when going to bjj! Ha! Segue ... a BJJ gym in Ventura that you'd recommend? Paragon? I may be curious.

Paragon.

Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

Re: Since I’m incapable of feeling embarrassed I’m going to go ahead and share this anecdote.... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]

Mar 29, 19 20:27

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With Trump's balls in your mouth, are you sure it was your anus you were inspecting?

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

Emery's Third Coast Triathlon | Tri Wisconsin Triathlon Team | Push Endurance | GLWR

Re: Update!!!! Since I’m incapable of feeling embarrassed I’m going to go ahead and share this anecdote.... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]

Apr 10, 19 7:19

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I know you all have been anxiously waiting to hear how my chafed rectum is coming along so here it is.

Aloe Vera!!!!!!

Mrs. Duffy has been rubbing aloe Vera on my anus (careful with those spikes!) twice a day and after three days my anus is back to its normal pristine condition.

I married up.

Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

Re: Update!!!! Since I’m incapable of feeling embarrassed I’m going to go ahead and share this anecdote.... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]

Apr 10, 19 8:14

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actual footage

Re: Update!!!! Since I’m incapable of feeling embarrassed I’m going to go ahead and share this anecdote.... [knewbike] [ In reply to ]

Apr 10, 19 9:27

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knewbike wrote:

actual footage

Post of the Week

Re: Update!!!! Since I’m incapable of feeling embarrassed I’m going to go ahead and share this anecdote.... [knewbike] [ In reply to ]

Apr 10, 19 9:46

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Great, now I know Duffy's hole is black. TMI.

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-Nobody

Re: Update!!!! Since I’m incapable of feeling embarrassed I’m going to go ahead and share this anecdote.... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]

Apr 10, 19 9:48

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It'll hear faster if you stop the cat from licking it off...just sayin'

Re: Update!!!! Since I’m incapable of feeling embarrassed I’m going to go ahead and share this anecdote.... [mck414] [ In reply to ]

Apr 10, 19 10:09

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mck414 wrote:

Great, now I know Duffy's hole is black. TMI.

Did you ever have any doubt?

Re: Update!!!! Since I’m incapable of feeling embarrassed I’m going to go ahead and share this anecdote.... [chriskal] [ In reply to ]

Apr 10, 19 10:15

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chriskal wrote:

mck414 wrote:

Great, now I know Duffy's hole is black. TMI.

Did you ever have any doubt?

Black hole, son

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