My butt hole itches and has itched for a few days. Nothing feels swollen (like hemoids) but it unmistakably itches. My wife said I probably have ring worm (jock itch) on my butt hole.
I decided to take a look using a hand mirror. So I held the hand mirror between my legs as I bent over to get a view of the zone in question but my godamn mutherfuckin balls were dangling in then way so I couldn’t see my butt hole.
So then I tried to hold the mirror in one hand and lift my balls with the other but couldn’t make it work.
So I held my phone back there and took a picture.
I’ve never actually looked at my anus before but I think there’s definitely something that doesn’t look quite right back there.
That is all...
Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.
- Chinese proverb
I decided to take a look using a hand mirror. So I held the hand mirror between my legs as I bent over to get a view of the zone in question but my godamn mutherfuckin balls were dangling in then way so I couldn’t see my butt hole.
So then I tried to hold the mirror in one hand and lift my balls with the other but couldn’t make it work.
So I held my phone back there and took a picture.
I’ve never actually looked at my anus before but I think there’s definitely something that doesn’t look quite right back there.
That is all...
Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.
- Chinese proverb