My swim times have gone down 11.275% since I started riding PowerCranks.

If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

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Getting back into the game...
Slower than you.

Weak attempt. Not even worth quoting. Save your power cranks for the main forum.

You suck.

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- Chinese proverb

Not even close. I dare you to try again.

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- Chinese proverb

Does diet soda make anyone else piss more than regular soda? I have had to piss like three time this morning already. Stayed up too late watching tape delayed Olympics. Why the heck would they delay "prime" sports until midnight?

Guns are bad.



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Long Chile was a silly place.

Fail! Piss off.

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- Chinese proverb

That's not what my God said.

Gay marriage is gay by definition...

Do I win?

You should swim for the chinese ladies

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"You lie!" The Prophet Joe Wilson

Who died and made you Slowman?

Go back to your cave, Batman. Epic fail.

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- Chinese proverb

I just plugged up the shitterr at the golf course. no seriously I really did.

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"You lie!" The Prophet Joe Wilson

It's a known diuretic. Plus, it'll make you grow a third testicle. I got on my bike for the first time since early spring, yesterday (I've been riding hotel Lifecycles). Yup. Did 25 miles in less than an hour at a heartrate of only 120BPM at 105 rpms. I'm a stud. ;-)

My Allah trumps your Jesus =)

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Long Chile was a silly place.

How can we keep Yankees from coming to the South(east)?

Have you noticed the population for the Great Lakes areas and Northeast for the last 20 years?
And they are not dying (we could only be so lucky).
They are moving south. Now, they use to go to Arizona and Florida, which is fine, but now they are moving into God's country.

WTF do we have to do?

We don't want them or their atheist, communist/union, fag lovin' ways. Stay out!
If you need to go somewhere, go to California, you'll fit right in.

YaHey just said he doesn't think he's not going to post some dumbass drivel here about shit he has no clue about.

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It's simple, but it isn't easy.

My Shiva eats your pathetic Allah and bench presses Jesus like he was a little girl.

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- Chinese proverb

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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

Emery's Third Coast Triathlon | Tri Wisconsin Triathlon Team | Push Endurance | GLWR

The only reason I can think of for moving to the South is if I wanted to marry my hawt first cousin. ;-)

Pretty damn close but that photo had been around for years. I'd say try again but hot chick thing has been played out already, thanks to you.

Fail!

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So, you're telling me I'm #1 in your heart and on the charts? Sweet!

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"Politics is just show business for ugly people."

First cousin? Pick up a banjo, buddy, and get closer in your family relations. I love bluegrass.

down hill, both ways?

It's bound to happen.

Goodwin's Law

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law

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Well, I only have one sister and she's already spoken for. She made a fantastic high school prom date, though.

Damn straight, downhill both ways. :-))))

Maybe she should move to Detroit . . . oh, yeah . . . that's forbidden by the Constitution; cruel and unusual punishment.

We don't want no camel jockeys neither. You gotta believe in Jesus and speak 'merican.
We'll take the Mormons but NO Catholics. Catholics can jess keep right on going to Mexico.

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Emery's Third Coast Triathlon | Tri Wisconsin Triathlon Team | Push Endurance | GLWR

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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

Emery's Third Coast Triathlon | Tri Wisconsin Triathlon Team | Push Endurance | GLWR

I caught this largie recently. 2.5lbs, my first bucketmouth.

What's your biggest bass?

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- Chinese proverb

Them ain't ladies!

Don't piss Detroit off. It'll go on down to Georgia, just like the Devil, and put a can a whup-ass on all you pasty white slugs. We're not the most violent murder city in the U.S. anymore (apparently, Chicago's grabbed that honor), but we do crazy in a way that'd make the typical in-bred Southerner shit himself in fear.

You're the biggest basshole. Get back in the boat, sucka!

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- Chinese proverb

This was posted in another political blog I follow. Sorry, I had nowhere else to go with it:

56 Those polls smell like dogshit because if the JEF was doing so fucking well in Ohio he wouldn't have the need to show up again today flapping his ignorant yap. As I said yesterday, the SCoaMF hasn't done well in Ohio except against McRINO, getting his pansy ass rolled by Muffer Stalin-Rodham in the 2008 donk primary.

At least that fuckhead La Tourette could see the writing on the wall although dropping out after winning the primary strikes me as an extremely RINO thing to do.

It reminds me of the line from A Christmas Story: "He worked in profanity the way other artists work in oil or clay. It was his true medium, a master."

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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

Emery's Third Coast Triathlon | Tri Wisconsin Triathlon Team | Push Endurance | GLWR

I would...but I have a weight training session to get to. really need to work on my strength and muscular endurance for next season...

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"Faced with the choice between changing one's mind and proving there is no need to do so, almost everyone gets busy on the proof." - John Kenneth Galbraith

Jesus can suck it, loser.

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Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

Chinese lady is actually a robot (I would know, trust the machines)

but everybody knows you can't trust a robot to identify other robots because every robot lies.

Oh my god. That is one of those phrases that once you hear you never forget. It has been at least 13 years since I last heard that.

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"In the world I see you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Towers. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying stripes of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway." T Durden

Robots have rights.

Expanding:

You can not trust anything to identify another anything
also
You can not trust nothing to identify nothing
also
You can or can not trust nothing or anything to identify nothing

Derailment completed

It's just like a robot to try to confuse the simpletons around here. Most people aren't smart enough to get what you were saying, but I do. What you were trying to say is that you like putting on a skirt and dancing to Britney Spears. If it makes you feel better, I do too.

Reply to all aspiring derailists:

So far, y'all suck. Your feeble attempts lack the subtlety and nuance to steer this thread off topic.

Study the post history of Duffy and you will see how it's done. Here's a hint, you have make it look like you're actually responding to the original topic for a successful derailment. Stealth.

Get to work, bitches!

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- Chinese proverb

Nah...

It's easy to derail this thread. You just have to post something objectionable enough to get Slowman to pull it. (Sadly, I don't have the testicular fortitude to try it. Maybe Chip can step in...)

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"100% of the people who confuse correlation and causation end up dying."

What could possibly get this tread pulled? Oh, I know. The same thing that gets rid of puss from a big boil: you get a needle and Lance it!

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NSFW pix
Libelous statements
Use of the word that shall not be named
Mention of unmentionable websites

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"100% of the people who confuse correlation and causation end up dying."

OBAMA SUCKS!!!

There. Officially derailed. ;-)

Wrong!

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- Chinese proverb

Wrong that Obama sucks, or wrong that the thread wasn't derailed? Hey...how do you get to be in charge of deciding that? I want a representative committee, diverse and inclusive, natch, made up of various LR members to decide just when this thread's been officially derailed. ;-)

there you go making another strawman argument

Lance loves you.

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- Chinese proverb

You loose again! Suck it, right wing shill.

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- Chinese proverb

Nice Reply.

Hey! Did you notice his pocket is ripped exposing a plastic bag, maybe a poop bag?

This is the best effort so far. I give a C+.

All you other sucka bitches out there take note! TriBeer in da house! Almost.

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- Chinese proverb

Did I miss not getting an A+ because I didn't compliment the yellow outfit and how well it fit?

You missed it because it was responding to a Lance comment and yellow is his color...

Damn it! That was close. Almost got a derail on that one. You're good.

Back to the drawing board, Mottu Fahcku.

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- Chinese proverb

How long have you been sleeping with sheep?

I really want an A+. This hurts!

http://cleverbot.com/

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Everybody gets an A+ Congratulations to everyone.

Thank you.

OP -- This thread has been officially derailed as Everyone is a Winner!

I'm a CrossFitter.

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Is that someone who fits people who are crossdressers? I didn't know people could make a living doing that. You must be good at it.

Frank Day had the testicular fortitude, he also had Power Cranks. Thats right, power cranks! What are power cranks you ask???? Well let me begin my dissertation...

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When someone pulls laws out of their @$$, all we end up with are laws that smell like sh!t. -Skippy

Keep the government out of PowerCranks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYISTO5pi88

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Jen

"In order to keep a true perspective on one's importance, everyone should have a dog that worships him and a cat that will ignore him." - Dereke Bruce

Shhhhhhhhh......First you say PowerCranks - then folks from the main forum may show up....


The best thing is - there is a man on the forum - not only is he on PowerCranks....he is on 200mm PowerCranks....true story. (he also tends to win his AG at races all over the place)

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What if the Hokey Pokey is what it is all about?

Who is frank day?

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To defy the laws of tradition is a crusade only of the brave.

Reach high, think big, work hard, have fun.

Thank you, Lewis!!!

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

CrossFit will improve your times more than PowerCranks will.

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"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." -- Bertrand Russell

Do you think p90x will help any?

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To defy the laws of tradition is a crusade only of the brave.

Reach high, think big, work hard, have fun.

hah! this one's better. seriously !!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZlNNSjsELs

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king of the road says you move too slow
KING OF THE ROAD SAYS YOU MOVE TOO SLOW

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king of the road says you move too slow
KING OF THE ROAD SAYS YOU MOVE TOO SLOW

The first rule of power cranks is you don't talk about power cranks.

thats not what she said...

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Slainte!
-Sea Dog Sends

Take your crank talk to the main forum, punk.

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- Chinese proverb

:)

Bump.

Take your best shot, BLeP.

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- Chinese proverb

My son just pooed all up his back, I'll have to deal with that situation first.

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How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

Very good attempt. Fail.

Post pics and it might be game on.

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- Chinese proverb

It was a Class 5 code brown alert. In situations like that there is no time for picture taking.

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How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

Very good. Almost got me there.

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- Chinese proverb

Glad that's NEVER happened during a race...

I'm sorry, but a class 5 brown alert is just the lowest state of emergency. I could handle class 5's, 4's and most 3's.
I didn't call for assistance unless it was a class 2...

If it was a class 1, I usually pretended I didn't notice and then went for a ride.

Brad

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Well then it was a class one alert. Consider me updated on the code brown alert classing system.

Usually when he poos I take a peek to make sure (his farts linger for about 20 minutes so the smell test isn't always accurate). Anyway last week I too a peek and managed to put my finger right into a big wad of shite.

That was a good day.

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How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

Yeah, that's when you learn how to thoroughly wash a finger.

Sometimes when I finished washing up, I imagined surgeons thinking my hand washing technique was a little over the top.

By the way, at what point can we call this thread derailed? ;)
Brad

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He looks proud of himself. Getting his pic taken with crap down his leg. Well, I guess if you're going to do it, might as well do it without shame.

You're not fooling me!

You fuckers have been PMing each other to organize a team to derail this thread. I won't work because BLeP already tipped me off. Don't try that Macca shit on me.

Fail!

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- Chinese proverb

I'll be the judge of that.

On a scale of 1-100 you guys score a big fat fail.

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- Chinese proverb

Give it up Duffy. We legitimately crapped all over this thread.

Thread over, I rule!

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How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

Do you get email replies when ever someone replies to one of your posts?

 

 

 

 

 

 

I have been defeated! See you hell!

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all the email arrive (and get deleted) at once, shit-for-brains.

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- Chinese proverb

You're a handsom fellow. PM sent, lover boy...

Oh, and put your milk away.

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- Chinese proverb

You're lucky you threw in the towel, I was going to resort to a luckytotri reference.

Any handwriting experts in the house? I want to find out if this guy is really as psycho as he looks!

I put the blue in Duffy's sig line...talk about me ... Me ... ME!!!!

You're like some of my ex-girlfriends.

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- Chinese proverb

Me 0, Duffy 1

Me? Nah, not psycho. I can't even bring myself to kill mice caught in my attic. Live release them into a park nearby.

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How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

For the record, that isn't milk. It's a kettle. Our milk doesn't come in jugs in Ontario. We buy bagged milk.

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How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

Did Darwin think the chicken or the egg came first?

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Twerking, the new 3rd leg of triathlon.

Why you digging up this old thread?

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- Chinese proverb

How do you save a gif. like that? Every time I try to save one of those on my computer for use later, the file contains only one frame.

Yes, I am a luddite.

Greg

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"Don't underestimate Joe's ability to f___ things up" - Barack Obama, 2020

You're opening it with the wrong program. Open the .gif with Internet Explorer.

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Get a Mac.

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- Chinese proverb

Hmmm. Tried to right click and use Copy, but that didn't work. The options to Open Link, Open Link in New Tab, etc. are not selectable (grayed out). I am doing something wrong, but I don't have a clue what it is. Is there a setting somewhere in my browser that keeps me from saving .gifs?

Greg

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If you are a Canuck that engages in gratuitous bashing of the US, you are probably on my Iggy List. So, save your self a bunch of typing a response unless you also feel the need to gratuitously bash me. If so, have fun.
"Don't underestimate Joe's ability to f___ things up" - Barack Obama, 2020

Go get a f---ing Mac.

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- Chinese proverb

I am out to lunch. When I get back I will explain. You don't need a Mac to save or view .gifs.

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How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

What browser are you using?

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How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

Oh and Duffy please stay the fuck out of my thread.

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How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

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- Chinese proverb

Deny it all you want mi amigo, but I still own your rooty tooty, fresh and fruity, candy ass.

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How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

Explorer 8

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If you are a Canuck that engages in gratuitous bashing of the US, you are probably on my Iggy List. So, save your self a bunch of typing a response unless you also feel the need to gratuitously bash me. If so, have fun.
"Don't underestimate Joe's ability to f___ things up" - Barack Obama, 2020

Ugh, IE is the worst browser ever. There is a known error where IE won't save the file as a gif, only a bmp.

Do you have Chrome? If no, get Chrome.

In Chrome, right click on the gif and choose save image as...

Save it to your desktop.

Once you have the file saved right click on it and choose open with...

Open it with Internet Explorer. You could choose chrome as well to open it but IE should be one of the options listed and opening it with chrome takes more explanation than I care to give.

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How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

Hah! Already did that...at home!

Unfortunately, here in the corporate world, I have to use the tools they give me.

Greg

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If you are a Canuck that engages in gratuitous bashing of the US, you are probably on my Iggy List. So, save your self a bunch of typing a response unless you also feel the need to gratuitously bash me. If so, have fun.
"Don't underestimate Joe's ability to f___ things up" - Barack Obama, 2020

I googled "rooty tooth fresh and fruity candy ass" and this is the first image (I shit you not)...

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- Chinese proverb

BTW, you should check this guy's youtube channel. It's, uh, unique. And strangely entertaining, dark and powerful.

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- Chinese proverb

The egg, clearly. Chicken evolved from earlier bird species, which also laid eggs. So eggs where there before chicken, that much is quite clear. Now another (unsolveable) problem is where exactly do you place the line of demarcation between chicken and ancestors of chicken? Since the changes in the traits that would finally define chicken as we know them today occurred gradually, you can't point to a specific individual somewhere along the time line and say "this is the first chicken, and its parents where not yet chicken".


Cheers,
malte

1232 bc

Thank you for your honest attempt at contributing to this thread.

Cheers,
malte

Just a reminder.

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Is that a bruins fan?

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I don’t know, man. Looks like the thread is back on track.

I play the long game.

You lose, bitch!

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- Chinese proverb

The game is over, slut. You admitted defeat.

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How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

It was a ruse.

You fell for it completely, whore.

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- Chinese proverb

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How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

Good thing Airbnbs are banned in santa barbara. Keeps the riff-raff out of our exclusive community.

Nice try.

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- Chinese proverb

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- Chinese proverb

Ha! Trump is sucking on a Popsicle. That's so gay.

Your attempts at re-railing my thread won’t work.

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The genius in what I’ve done here lies in the fact that YOU are the one to re-rail the thread.

When I “admitted defeat” to you that was just all part of the plan. I knew the you (and only you) would resurrect, and subsequently re-rail, the thread. The plan worked perfectly, harlot.

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Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

I reuse my plastic grocery bags as trash bags. I don't put bananas in bags anyway. I'd put them in one of those reusable fabric grocery bags, but I'm afraid I'd forget to wash it and I get a GI bug.

I had the last of 12 urchin spines removed from my foot yesterday.

Yes, my feet are dirty....

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- Chinese proverb

Never went back to soap?

Only 12? Pansy...

I want to see the before picture!