gonehome wrote:
big kahuna wrote:
The only reason I can think of for moving to the South is if I wanted to marry my hawt first cousin. ;-)
Maybe she should move to Detroit . . . oh, yeah . . . that's forbidden by the Constitution; cruel and unusual punishment.
We don't want no camel jockeys neither. You gotta believe in Jesus and speak 'merican.
We'll take the Mormons but NO Catholics. Catholics can jess keep right on going to Mexico.
Don't piss Detroit off. It'll go on down to Georgia, just like the Devil, and put a can a whup-ass on all you pasty white slugs. We're not the most violent murder city in the U.S. anymore (apparently, Chicago's grabbed that honor), but we do crazy in a way that'd make the typical in-bred Southerner shit himself in fear.