Reply to all aspiring derailists:

So far, y'all suck. Your feeble attempts lack the subtlety and nuance to steer this thread off topic.

Study the post history of Duffy and you will see how it's done. Here's a hint, you have make it look like you're actually responding to the original topic for a successful derailment. Stealth.

Get to work, bitches!

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Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

Nah...

It's easy to derail this thread. You just have to post something objectionable enough to get Slowman to pull it. (Sadly, I don't have the testicular fortitude to try it. Maybe Chip can step in...)

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"100% of the people who confuse correlation and causation end up dying."

What could possibly get this tread pulled? Oh, I know. The same thing that gets rid of puss from a big boil: you get a needle and Lance it!

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Remember - It's important to be comfortable in your own skin... because it turns out society frowns on wearing other people's

NSFW pix
Libelous statements
Use of the word that shall not be named
Mention of unmentionable websites

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"100% of the people who confuse correlation and causation end up dying."

OBAMA SUCKS!!!

There. Officially derailed. ;-)

Wrong!

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Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

Wrong that Obama sucks, or wrong that the thread wasn't derailed? Hey...how do you get to be in charge of deciding that? I want a representative committee, diverse and inclusive, natch, made up of various LR members to decide just when this thread's been officially derailed. ;-)

there you go making another strawman argument

Lance loves you.

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Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

You loose again! Suck it, right wing shill.

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Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

Nice Reply.

Hey! Did you notice his pocket is ripped exposing a plastic bag, maybe a poop bag?

This is the best effort so far. I give a C+.

All you other sucka bitches out there take note! TriBeer in da house! Almost.

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Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

Did I miss not getting an A+ because I didn't compliment the yellow outfit and how well it fit?

You missed it because it was responding to a Lance comment and yellow is his color...

Damn it! That was close. Almost got a derail on that one. You're good.

Back to the drawing board, Mottu Fahcku.

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Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

How long have you been sleeping with sheep?

I really want an A+. This hurts!

http://cleverbot.com/

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Instagram or twitter me softly @xatefrogg

Everybody gets an A+ Congratulations to everyone.

Thank you.

OP -- This thread has been officially derailed as Everyone is a Winner!

I'm a CrossFitter.

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"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." -- Bertrand Russell

Is that someone who fits people who are crossdressers? I didn't know people could make a living doing that. You must be good at it.

Frank Day had the testicular fortitude, he also had Power Cranks. Thats right, power cranks! What are power cranks you ask???? Well let me begin my dissertation...

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When someone pulls laws out of their @$$, all we end up with are laws that smell like sh!t. -Skippy

Keep the government out of PowerCranks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYISTO5pi88

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Jen

"In order to keep a true perspective on one's importance, everyone should have a dog that worships him and a cat that will ignore him." - Dereke Bruce