All the funny ones I know have already been posted, but one I like is " it's not enouph to want it, everyone out here wants it. You have to be willing to bleed for it."

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Run, work, run, sleep, repeat until fast, injured or insane.

I read this one on a bumper sticker in Clearwater:


If you can read this you are drafting!

+1 got a good laugh from this.

If you feel good during an Ironman, don't worry, it will pass.

"Swimming is for the birds" - Kenny Souza

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

Start slow and taper........

Love Eastbound and Down

Besides my name, my Road ID sez: HTFU. Tim

"the worst hell i can think of is that when you die
the person you became meets the person you could have become"

"but if you stop swimming you drown."



Actually, you float.

Triathlon - Golf For The High-Strung
(First considered after talking to my father about golf...he told me it would be "a bad idea" for me to try the 'sport,' I would "probably wrap a club around a tree within 30min." Thanks, Dad!)

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- There are two kinds of people. Those who say "I can't", and those who have massive credit card debt. This is the Ironman. -

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Saw this sign at the Big Kahuna last weekend:

"Embrace the Suck"

Macca came up with that one, I believe.

Macca, in his book (I´m here to win), says the same thing!! =)))

Yall have a great weekend of training!

He might have been the one to bring it to triathlon, but it was military jargon before he said it.

As a former golfer, I love this quote!!!

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"Though she be but little, she is fierce" ~Shakespeare | Powered by HD Coaching | 2014 Wattie Ink Triathlon Team | Facebook | Instagram | Twitter

I was running a half marathon a couple of years ago and some of the local college kid volunteers were manning a corner of the course. One of the girls is trying to encourage runners and sees me. She says, "Hey looking good there! You are the first OLD guy!" as several of her friends giggled.

I knew I couldn't believe anything she said, 'cause I was definitely NOT the first old guy.

Greg

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If you are a Canuck that engages in gratuitous bashing of the US, you are probably on my Iggy List. So, save your self a bunch of typing a response unless you also feel the need to gratuitously bash me. If so, have fun.
"Don't underestimate Joe's ability to f___ things up" - Barack Obama, 2020

You should have replied, "and you're the first fat girl! Congrats!"

Thanks!

I bow in your general direction in response to the open letter to unsupportive SOs. (I'm so thankful my wife lets me tri, and officiate...)

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"There is always another level of crazy" - came up this morning during a conversation around how marathoning and ironman triathlon has become so popular that we see friends upping the ante with ultras and double ironmans, etc.

"Ask for me tomorrow and you shall find me a grave man." Mercutio, Romeo and Juliet

My Road ID says: "I am the stuff men are made of" -John Wayne

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If you ain't first you're last. - Ricky Bobby.

...which instantly segues to the P.Z. Pearce quote:
"If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, then triathlon must have taken Him completely by surprise."

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Do you even have room for anything else on there? Haha - they barely fit my name and an emergency phone number.