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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [FiGo] [ In reply to ]
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I can't believe no one has posted this one yet:
"Pain is temporary, quitting is forever."


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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [Devlin] [ In reply to ]
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i think all my swim training is helping my biking and running.

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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [Josey Wales] [ In reply to ]
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Don't drown
Don't crash
Don't walk
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [FiGo] [ In reply to ]
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"Can of Corn and I'll be fine"

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Can of corn and I'll be fine
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [Devlin] [ In reply to ]
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My two favorites:

'swim like you busted out of alcatraz, bike like you stole it, run like her husband caught you'

'this sounded like an awesome idea 10 months ago'

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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [FiGo] [ In reply to ]
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We are all dopers
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [FiGo] [ In reply to ]
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Some of my favourites:

“At the end of your life you will not be saying ‘I just wish I’d spent more time sitting on my butt watching TV’.”

“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”

“Nothing worth gaining was ever gained without effort.”

“There is no other way to race than all out.”

“Tough times don’t last. Tough people do.”

“When you get hurt and all your sacrifice adds up to nothing… are you willing to put it all on the line again?”

“There are no atheists the last eight miles of an Ironman.”

“If there is no vision in life, that is worth striving for, longing for and that you wish to become reality, then there is also no reason you should take pains.” - Ad

“Triathletes have the capacity to propel their body at high speeds, through wind and weather over long distances. I call that flying.”

“It doesn’t get any easier; you just get faster.”

“Pain is about seeing how strong you are mentally.”

“The answer is hard work. What are you doing on Christmas Eve? Are you riding your bike? January 1st - are you riding your bike?” - Lance Armstrong

“Some people consider the marathon the ultimate endurance event. We consider it a cool down.” - Ad

“Pain is weakness leaving the body.” - US Marine Corps

“I once met three guys named pain, suffering and sacrifice. Now we are inseperable. We are best friends.” - Lance Armstrong
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [paul_tx] [ In reply to ]
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I saw a guy from Austin wearing that same shirt four or five years ago. Still think it's funny...
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [tigerchik] [ In reply to ]
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Here's one for you TC:

We swim because we are too SEXY for a sport that requires clothes
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [tigerchik] [ In reply to ]
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"You do Marathons, how cute"[/quote] I want a shirt with that on it to wear around my running friends :D


Here you go:






http://t-shirts.cafepress.com/design/20546198

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

Emery's Third Coast Triathlon | Tri Wisconsin Triathlon Team | Push Endurance | GLWR
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [FiGo] [ In reply to ]
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"i know god, and I have friends; i'm just here to qualify."


and what my wife said to me the night before IMF2003...
"i don't know honey, maybe i'll just try to finish," me
"wussy", her (i qualifed)


"on on" al @ gotrisports


looking around the med tent after IMF..."this can't be a sport."


Damn, that's a cold ass honkey.
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [Sid] [ In reply to ]
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My wife (a non athlete) has a T shirt that says, "I don't do triathlons, I do a triathlete."
I just spit my dinner all over the computer...



-Jason

I believe cars are the new second hand smoke. -Dave Zabriskie
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [swift] [ In reply to ]
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my tri club in college once made a shirt that had a gorilla on the front and said:

"racing is a lot like wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you get tired you stop when the gorilla gets tired"

http://student.uncw.edu/.../GORILLA%20SHIRT.pdf



-Jason

I believe cars are the new second hand smoke. -Dave Zabriskie
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [paul_tx] [ In reply to ]
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Yep, I saw that one too. I of course had to buy it, it still cracks me up.
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [GhiaGirl] [ In reply to ]
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I love it!!!!

maybe she's born with it, maybe it's chlorine
If you're injured and need some sympathy, PM me and I'm very happy to write back.
disclaimer: PhD not MD
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [tigerchik] [ In reply to ]
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Perfect timing. Thanks for these! I have been looking for inspirational and motivational one liners and there are some good ones here. Kep the motivatinal ones coming!

Park

http://www.racesaregreat.com
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [FiGo] [ In reply to ]
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My husband (who will be an official IV starter this year at IMC) wants to make a shirt that says:

"I DID IRONMAN"
(in the beer tent)

Personally I think he will be able to come up with some better one's after his time in the med tent.
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [Gnat] [ In reply to ]
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One of my favorites...If your relationship is working your not training hard enough.
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [FiGo] [ In reply to ]
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from an SBR ad a few years ago and still my favorite -

"if triathlon was easy they would call it football"
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [FiGo] [ In reply to ]
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I still like the term "Softride".
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [FiGo] [ In reply to ]
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"Why Train When You Can Buy Speed?" -- Arundel Chrono Box (used this one as my tag line for a while...)


"100% of the people who confuse correlation and causation end up dying."
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [FiGo] [ In reply to ]
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If I don't beat you on the course....there's always the parking lot!
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [FiGo] [ In reply to ]
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I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn't have anything to regret for the rest of their life.

- Lance Armstrong in Dodgeball
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [Rokko] [ In reply to ]
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I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn't have anything to regret for the rest of their life.

- Lance Armstrong in Dodgeball
classic.
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Re: Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans [Devlin] [ In reply to ]
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"I can out swim the cyclists, out bike the runners, and out run the swimmers. That usually gets me a solid 50% finish."
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