Okay that's the best one on here... and so true!

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Trisquirrel

You do marathons? How cute!

Saw a girl at my last triathlon wearing a shirt that said on the back:

"You just got chicked"

Nice.

I designed my own tri-suit and have yet to wear it. The logo is integral, but on the back it says "To the Pain!" (from the Princess Bride).

I also like "Shut up legs! - Jens Voigt

and

"What would Jens do?"

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Damn! My wife's shirt says, "I don't do triathlons, I do triathletes." Crap. I need to keep an eye on her at the races...

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Sign in Louisville few years back.....


PR or ER

And Ethiopians can???

Signs I liked from IMC......

at the top of Richters a girl with a sign asking "Is your junk numb yet?"

at the base of Yellow Lake pass a young lady with a sign that said "Bet you can't wait to get off that bike"

about 1/2 way through the run, the same young lady with the other side of the sign " Bet you wish you had your bike back now"

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Steve

"Almost drowned, crashed the bike, puked on the run. When's the next Tri?"

This must have been written for me after last weekend's Oly race.

"we like it long, and we like it hard" XC logo on our headbands
"go in hard, come out wet" swimming motto

I think I've got the swimming like I'm gonna drown down pat...

My fav - for chicks and gay guys:

"I like my triathlons long and hard"

Saw this earlier this week:

"Your workout is my warm up"

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"Suck it up, Buttercup"
(me, to myself, every day)

Actually a two-liner:

How do you spot the triathlete in a room?
You don't have to, he'll tell you all about it.

I've seen a few shirts with "Pace Booty" on the back..

'A threesome every weekend - Swim, Bike, Run'

I am going to get my daughter a better version: "My Dad is Faster than Your Mom"

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Rock Chalk!

I can't believe these haven't come up.

"Go faster, Daddy. Mommy wants to go to Hawaii."
"Speed Hurts. How fast do you want to go?"
“Success isn't the result of spontaneous combustion. You must learn to set yourself on fire”

You know you are a triathlete when:

"You have a $4000 bike strapped to the top of your $2500 car!"

"You have more plastic water bottles than glasses in your cabinets."

"Vacation or more days off from work excite you because it means more weekly mileage!"

"You lose your job and within the same hour you realize, 'hey, there will be more time to train and nap...'"

Geez, these all apply to me.

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Punching cockroaches from day 1.

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Me too! Toyota Camry valued at less than $2k with race bike(s) in excess of that, an entire shelf dedicated to his/hers water bottles, and my last 2 vacations were races. When I was unemployed, I took a whole month to just train before seriously seeking employment. Good luck getting a job soon; you'll be mighty fit for the interview!

or...Kenyans can't swim

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I'll add one more to that:

You haven't bought casual attire in years because your entire wardrobe is made up of race shirts.

This might have already been mentioned (didn't read through the whole thread)

Nike had a cute women's tee recently.
On the front - My Pace?
On the back - Or Yours?

"F this triathlon sh_t. I'm taking up golf. This is bullsh_t."

I say that after just about every race. It hasn't made it to a t-shirt yet.

Does this bike make my butt look fast?