Excuse me while I go kill myself out of shame now. Not only do I have to feel inferior just hanging out in the same room as The Sergio, now all of my many flaws and failings are being brought to light on a public forum. I am not worthy to even eat out of the same refrigerator that The Sergio uses. Woe is me. If I am not ready to ride this afternoon, it is because I have flung myself from a far off mountain...

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"Non est ad astra mollis e terris via." - Seneca | rappstar.com | FB - Rappstar Racing | IG - @jordanrapp

You guys don't know anything about The Sergio. He is a major fraud! He has learned everything from his master Paulo, which has learned from the great Guru, which has learned from Klep.

:-P

Fraud? Blasphemer! Hot pictures or not, such treason will not be tolerated on The Sergio Thread...

Does this look like a "fraud"? This is a man who gives his all...

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"Non est ad astra mollis e terris via." - Seneca | rappstar.com | FB - Rappstar Racing | IG - @jordanrapp

this is a fake picture//// there isnt such nice furniture in our appartement......you are a liar rappo!!!

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Jonathan Caron / Professional Coach / ironman champions / age group world champions
Jonnyo Coaching
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Jordan,



Did you notice the date is on the picture. Thats a year old, and unless Paulo is running a hotel... I call a fake...

Peace

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"Bros b4 Hos, man" House MD

Team Aquaphor 06-08

This is from our training camp last year in El Paso. I am just pointing out that The Sergio does not leave anything on the table when he trains... I never said this was a picture from today...

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"Non est ad astra mollis e terris via." - Seneca | rappstar.com | FB - Rappstar Racing | IG - @jordanrapp

Thanks for pointing out your intentions with the picture. Now I understand the monumental effort :) With another year of training since the picture we can only imagine the results.

Love your posts!



Peace

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"Bros b4 Hos, man" House MD

Team Aquaphor 06-08

I'm not sure if my life is so boring that I can't have this much fun, or if your lives are so boring that this is what you think is fun.

Either way.........bump.

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-----------------------------Baron Von Speedypants
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http://forum.slowtwitch.com/...runtraining;#1612485

I may need some volunteers to help sort through fan mail and pictures. It's getting crazy here at The Sergio Fan Club offices.

If you are waiting for your signed 8x10 glossy of The Sergio, please be patient. The post office can't handle the massive amounts of fan mail.

Appearance Update: The Sergio will be the keynote speaker at the 'Issues For Men' conference at St. Cloud State University in Minnesota on October 2nd. For more information please click here. Seating is limited, so please pre-register.

Special Note: Ladies, if you're going to send...um, undergarments, please make sure they are clean. Thanks.

Thank You,

Shawn, President of The Sergio Fan Club

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Shawn
TORRE Consulting Services, LLC
http://www.TORREcs.com

How can a man with no issues help the rest of us mortals? What is The Sergio going to say, "I am perfect, and if you all were like me, then you would not have issues."? Then again, maybe just being around The Sergio would help these people who have "issues." Like the same way that people go see Michaelangelo's David... Either way, I know I already have my tickets! The Sergio is in the house!!

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"Non est ad astra mollis e terris via." - Seneca | rappstar.com | FB - Rappstar Racing | IG - @jordanrapp

please make sure they are clean

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What? Like no skid marks? What fun is that?

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-----------------------------Baron Von Speedypants
-----------------------------RunTraining articles here:
http://forum.slowtwitch.com/...runtraining;#1612485

you mean, only ladies can send their underpants?

Being his manager you are the one to bug with all "those" questions. So..


Is The Sergio, running for president?

When is The Sergio Abs machine coming out?

Will The Sergio sing, produce and act on the "The Sergio, El Paso's ranger"?

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Due to on-going negotiations, I can't comment.

However, why would The Sergio run for president when he is already King of the World?

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Shawn
TORRE Consulting Services, LLC
http://www.TORREcs.com

Shawn,

Do you have Sergio's race schedule for 2007? Will he race premier triathlon races like for example the Malibu Triathlon?

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"Yeah, no one likes a smartass, but we all like stars" - Thom Yorke


smartasscoach.tri-oeiras.com

The Malibu Triathlon is certainly a possibility because as The Sergio puts it, "There are a lot of hot chicks there!!!"

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Shawn
TORRE Consulting Services, LLC
http://www.TORREcs.com

To be the El Paso ranger, he should actually go to El Paso...to say hi for instance...as...what's the word...?
courtesy?

Sorry Las Cruces..

The Sergio doesn't say hi to people. People say hi to The Sergio.

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Obviously...

It's starting to slip, so back up to the first page it goes.

This might give the hottie thread (may itrest in peace) a run for it's money.

It was my understanding that the hottie thread was nothing more than a place for sexy women to attract The Sergio?

I heard "Hottie Thread"!!! Happy B-day Sergio....and weirdo roomates!

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Charlotte, NC

Yes, Klep is the chosen one....

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clm
Nashville, TN
https://twitter.com/ironclm | http://ironclm.typepad.com

At least someone agrees with my theory: that hairless 15yo boy is teaching older guys 'how to deal with women' in tree lessons:

First lesson - Meet the girl, chat a little.

Second lesson - The D Day - The Date Day

Third lesson - The Other D Day - The Dump Day