I just ran to Target to pick up some Diet Coke for the office. Simple task right, in and out. No such luck. Why you may ask, because people who should not breed had their out of control demon seeds swarming all over the place. The kids were just going wild, yelling, screaming, running away, knocking items off shelves, dancing in the isles, playing videogames oblivious to their cart that had blocked off the isle. Just going ape shit without a care for anybody but themselves.



And what were all the mothers (it was 100% moms in this case) of these future voters doing, you guessed it, not a damn thing. Some were talking on cell phone, “ya, shopping at Target, you?” Some were quietly and nicely asking their kids to improve their behavior but not following through. But most were just ignoring the out of control behavior like it wasn’t happening. So of course the kids have to get louder and louder in an attempt to get some reaction from the neglectful parent.



Having kids is like doing an Ironman. Sure anybody can do it but you have to put the work in if you want a positive result. Those of you thinking about having kids but are not quite sure, do us all a favor and don’t. They are not pets, they are not plants, they are not finishers medals to show off to your friends, they are little humans and if you don’t put in the time and work they will end up being out of control little assholes and you will be 100% responsible.



OK, Deep breath, I feel better now.



Dave