Re: Matt Gaetz-Come on down!!!! [Nutella] [ In reply to ]

Apr 9, 21 20:54

Post #226 of 436 (1400 views)

Nutella wrote:

There is a lot to unpack here but the winner might be that Gaetz's sex trafficking buddy claimed he had IEDs hidden in his ass

https://lawandcrime.com/high-profile/heres-what-we-know-right-now-about-matt-gaetzs-indicted-tax-collector-friend-joel-greenberg/

Quote:

“Joel continued to negotiate via phone,” the report continues. “During the negotiations, Joel made suicidal comments stating at various times that he would take pills, utilize firearms, and that he had improvised explosive devices. Joel also said he had hidden several items in his anal cavity.”

Well shit man, where do you hide your IED’s?

Re: Matt Gaetz-Come on down!!!! [chriskal] [ In reply to ]

Apr 9, 21 20:59

Post #227 of 436 (1396 views)

This whole thing is theater of the absurd.

America sigh

Re: Matt Gaetz-Come on down!!!! [windywave] [ In reply to ]

Apr 9, 21 21:07

Post #228 of 436 (1390 views)

windywave wrote:

This whole thing is theater of the absurd.

America sigh

Of course it is. But, then again, why waste a perfectly good cavity? Have to put your IEDs somewhere.

**an aside. In this context IEDs has no apostrophe, correct? I used one in the prior post and it feels and looks wrong, but I’ve had enough beer that the finer points of grammar are escaping me I think.

Re: Matt Gaetz-Come on down!!!! [chriskal] [ In reply to ]

Apr 9, 21 23:13

Post #229 of 436 (1358 views)

chriskal wrote:

Nutella wrote:

There is a lot to unpack here but the winner might be that Gaetz's sex trafficking buddy claimed he had IEDs hidden in his ass

https://lawandcrime.com/high-profile/heres-what-we-know-right-now-about-matt-gaetzs-indicted-tax-collector-friend-joel-greenberg/

Quote:

“Joel continued to negotiate via phone,” the report continues. “During the negotiations, Joel made suicidal comments stating at various times that he would take pills, utilize firearms, and that he had improvised explosive devices. Joel also said he had hidden several items in his anal cavity.”

Well shit man, where do you hide your IED’s?

I know some of you kinky guys stuff all kinds of vibrating devices up there, but an IED is clearly taking it to the next level of excitement.
I doubt he did that, BTW. You guys have to much fantasy and he’s too much of a pussy...

Last edited by: windschatten: Apr 9, 21 23:18

Re: Matt Gaetz-Come on down!!!! [Nutella] [ In reply to ]

Apr 10, 21 2:08

Post #230 of 436 (1328 views)

Nutella wrote:

Joel made suicidal comments stating at various times that he would take pills, utilize firearms, and that he had improvised explosive devices. Joel also said he had hidden several items in his anal cavity.”

serially or at the same time?

Re: Matt Gaetz-Come on down!!!! [windschatten] [ In reply to ]

Apr 10, 21 4:05

Post #231 of 436 (1297 views)

windschatten wrote:

chriskal wrote:

Nutella wrote:

There is a lot to unpack here but the winner might be that Gaetz's sex trafficking buddy claimed he had IEDs hidden in his ass

https://lawandcrime.com/high-profile/heres-what-we-know-right-now-about-matt-gaetzs-indicted-tax-collector-friend-joel-greenberg/

Quote:

“Joel continued to negotiate via phone,” the report continues. “During the negotiations, Joel made suicidal comments stating at various times that he would take pills, utilize firearms, and that he had improvised explosive devices. Joel also said he had hidden several items in his anal cavity.”

Well shit man, where do you hide your IED’s?

I know some of you kinky guys stuff all kinds of vibrating devices up there, but an IED is clearly taking it to the next level of excitement.
I doubt he did that, BTW. You guys have to much fantasy and he’s too much of a pussy...

Re: Matt Gaetz-Come on down!!!! [Nutella] [ In reply to ]

Apr 10, 21 6:09

Post #232 of 436 (1243 views)

Chris Dorworth [third dbag on the left] and now former Republican lobbyist and former Republican Florida state legislator and best buds with both Matt Gaetz and Joel Greenberg, was fired by his frim/left his firm today to spend more time with his family/spend more time with his lawyers.

The departure likely centers around a federal investigation into whether or not Gaetz and Dorworth funded a phony campaign for the state legislature intended to undermine the Democratic candidate. Said Democratic candidate ended up losing by fewer votes than the phony candidate received.

Re: Matt Gaetz-Come on down!!!! [WelshinPhilly] [ In reply to ]

Apr 10, 21 7:32

Post #233 of 436 (1192 views)

It feels like I have an IED (AED?) in my bum when my wife fixes black beans and barley. They are really good, but they probably add about 50 psi to my morning movement.

Re: Matt Gaetz-Come on down!!!! [Tri2gohard] [ In reply to ]

Apr 11, 21 22:15

Post #234 of 436 (1076 views)

Goes down to Lago to get an audience and the support of Drumpf.
It never was about supporting those old runty prunes.

What an idiot. Not realizing Drumpf resents someone claiming to have grabbed more pussy than him.

This is just too good entertainment.
I don’t need stand-up comedy clubs back. They can’t beat this.
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Last edited by: windschatten: Apr 11, 21 23:15

Re: Matt Gaetz-Come on down!!!! [Nutella] [ In reply to ]

Apr 12, 21 1:32

Post #235 of 436 (1043 views)

Greenberg is such a hot mess.

my favorite detail from the NYT article:

A poorly installed server to allow for cryptocurrency payments to the tax collector’s office was blamed for a fire this year.

Re: Matt Gaetz-Come on down!!!! [kiki] [ In reply to ]

Apr 12, 21 6:04

Post #236 of 436 (969 views)

kiki wrote:

Greenberg is such a hot mess.

my favorite detail from the NYT article:

A poorly installed server to allow for cryptocurrency payments to the tax collector’s office was blamed for a fire this year.

" cascade of criminal charges against Mr. Greenberg filed in four indictments, including that he used driver’s licenses surrendered to his office to create fake IDs for women with whom he “engaged in ‘sugar daddy’ relationships.”"

he was the "tax collector" - why are people surrenduring IDs to the tax collector? - why is the tax collecor making ids? Shouldn't this be the DMV?

Re: Matt Gaetz-Come on down!!!! [ChiTownJack] [ In reply to ]

Apr 12, 21 6:52

Post #237 of 436 (927 views)

gaetz is a clown in a clown filled party. And trump continues his hold on 70 million dumarses in this country. And dems useless per this former repub staffer. God help us.

https://www.mikelofgren.net/...-party-is-over-book/

Re: Matt Gaetz-Come on down!!!! [ChiTownJack] [ In reply to ]

Apr 12, 21 7:15

Post #238 of 436 (927 views)

ChiTownJack wrote:

kiki wrote:

Greenberg is such a hot mess.

my favorite detail from the NYT article:

A poorly installed server to allow for cryptocurrency payments to the tax collector’s office was blamed for a fire this year.

" cascade of criminal charges against Mr. Greenberg filed in four indictments, including that he used driver’s licenses surrendered to his office to create fake IDs for women with whom he “engaged in ‘sugar daddy’ relationships.”"

he was the "tax collector" - why are people surrenduring IDs to the tax collector? - why is the tax collecor making ids? Shouldn't this be the DMV?

Apparently they could go though these guys too. Seems like a Florida man kind of thing. I'm curious if other counties destroy them immediately or if they keep them all in a box to be destroyed later and this was a Greenburg invention to make it easier to get usable id's for fakes.

I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.

Last edited by: j p o: Apr 12, 21 7:16

Re: Matt Gaetz-Come on down!!!! [j p o] [ In reply to ]

Apr 12, 21 9:27

Post #239 of 436 (852 views)

Denied an audience with the ki... err.... ex-president

https://www.cnn.com/...d-meeting/index.html

Re: Matt Gaetz-Come on down!!!! [g_lev] [ In reply to ]

Apr 12, 21 9:39

Post #240 of 436 (822 views)

g_lev wrote:

Denied an audience with the ki... err.... ex-president

https://www.cnn.com/...d-meeting/index.html

At this point, cult leader is probably the most appropriate title.

Re: Matt Gaetz-Come on down!!!! [g_lev] [ In reply to ]

Apr 12, 21 10:18

Post #241 of 436 (788 views)

g_lev wrote:

Denied an audience with the ki... err.... ex-president

https://www.cnn.com/...d-meeting/index.html

"Gaetz has "been mostly relaxing with his fiancée this week during recess."'

Wait, she's still with him? - I call bullshit

Re: Matt Gaetz-Come on down!!!! [ChiTownJack] [ In reply to ]

Apr 12, 21 10:20

Post #242 of 436 (784 views)

ChiTownJack wrote:

g_lev wrote:

Denied an audience with the ki... err.... ex-president

https://www.cnn.com/...d-meeting/index.html

"Gaetz has "been mostly relaxing with his fiancée this week during recess."'

Wait, she's still with him? - I call bullshit

How old is she?

Re: Matt Gaetz-Come on down!!!! [ChiTownJack] [ In reply to ]

Apr 12, 21 10:23

Post #243 of 436 (779 views)

ChiTownJack wrote:

"Gaetz has "been mostly relaxing with his fiancée this week during recess."'

Wait, she's still with him? - I call bullshit

now she's being used as a human shield against the vile accusations. What a gent.

Re: Matt Gaetz-Come on down!!!! [scorpio516] [ In reply to ]

Apr 12, 21 10:28

Post #244 of 436 (761 views)

scorpio516 wrote:

ChiTownJack wrote:

g_lev wrote:

Denied an audience with the ki... err.... ex-president

https://www.cnn.com/...d-meeting/index.html

"Gaetz has "been mostly relaxing with his fiancée this week during recess."'

Wait, she's still with him? - I call bullshit

How old is she?

17 3/4 years ...

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Re: Matt Gaetz-Come on down!!!! [DarkSpeedWorks] [ In reply to ]

Apr 12, 21 10:41

Post #245 of 436 (738 views)

DarkSpeedWorks wrote:

scorpio516 wrote:

ChiTownJack wrote:

g_lev wrote:

Denied an audience with the ki... err.... ex-president

https://www.cnn.com/...d-meeting/index.html

"Gaetz has "been mostly relaxing with his fiancée this week during recess."'

Wait, she's still with him? - I call bullshit

How old is she?

17 3/4 years ...

Yeah, but he thought she was 18.1.

I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.

Re: Matt Gaetz-Come on down!!!! [ChiTownJack] [ In reply to ]

Apr 12, 21 10:46

Post #246 of 436 (726 views)

ChiTownJack wrote:

g_lev wrote:

Denied an audience with the ki... err.... ex-president

https://www.cnn.com/...d-meeting/index.html

"Gaetz has "been mostly relaxing with his fiancée this week during recess."'

Wait, she's still with him? - I call bullshit

He originally wanted to hang out with his side chica during recess, but her school wouldn't let him on the premises.

Re: Matt Gaetz-Come on down!!!! [ChiTownJack] [ In reply to ]

Apr 12, 21 10:48

Post #247 of 436 (721 views)

ChiTownJack wrote:

g_lev wrote:

Denied an audience with the ki... err.... ex-president

https://www.cnn.com/...d-meeting/index.html

"Gaetz has "been mostly relaxing with his fiancée this week during recess."'

Wait, she's still with him? - I call bullshit

Recess?! Jesus, I thought it was just teenagers.

Re: Matt Gaetz-Come on down!!!! [TimeIsUp] [ In reply to ]

Apr 12, 21 12:26

Post #248 of 436 (2059 views)

Oh my, there are text messages.

https://www.politico.com/...oel-greenberg-480962

Re: Matt Gaetz-Come on down!!!! [Nutella] [ In reply to ]

Apr 12, 21 12:42

Post #249 of 436 (2033 views)

One thing Gaetz has going for him is that Greenburg has less than zero credibility. But jeebus christo these guys are shit criminals.

I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.

Re: Matt Gaetz-Come on down!!!! [j p o] [ In reply to ]

Apr 12, 21 12:47

Post #250 of 436 (2023 views)

j p o wrote:

One thing Gaetz has going for him is that Greenburg has less than zero credibility. But jeebus christo these guys are shit criminals.

One of the things he has going against him is he looks too much like Ray Liotta.

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