I’ll go first-
2 guys are walking in the woods and a snake jumps up and bites one guy in the dick. He yells to the other guy- run back to the city and get help! (As he falls to the ground holding his crotch).
The other guy runs to the city and finds a doctor. He asks the doctor what to do as he explained his friend was bitten in the dick by a snake.
The doctor said- You have to suck out the poison.
He runs back to the woods and finds his friend. His friend (still grasping his crotch laying on the ground) asks- Did you get help?
The friend says he found a doctor.
The guy who was bitten asks- What did he say?
The friend says- sorry man, the doctor said your gonna die.
2 guys are walking in the woods and a snake jumps up and bites one guy in the dick. He yells to the other guy- run back to the city and get help! (As he falls to the ground holding his crotch).
The other guy runs to the city and finds a doctor. He asks the doctor what to do as he explained his friend was bitten in the dick by a snake.
The doctor said- You have to suck out the poison.
He runs back to the woods and finds his friend. His friend (still grasping his crotch laying on the ground) asks- Did you get help?
The friend says he found a doctor.
The guy who was bitten asks- What did he say?
The friend says- sorry man, the doctor said your gonna die.