1. The Steelers will be a total shit show. They will lose Bell to the Colts and Brown to the 49ers.
2. Brian Flores will do a good job with Miami but they still won't make the playoffs.
3. The Bears will win their division, and the Packers will finish 3rd. JSA won't be happy but will still post that the Bears suck.
4. The Jets, Cards, Jags, Giants will remain the shittiest teams in the NFL.
5. McVay won't repeat the Rams great season.
6. Gronk will retire but the Pats will still make the AFC conference championship and Edelman's beard will be ridiculous again.
7. The Browns will have a winning record.
8. Conference championships will be Pats - Chiefs and Bears - Saints.
9. Cowboys fans will have their hearts broken again (sorry jmh)
10. Mahomes will throw for more than 50 TDs in the regular season.
You can add your own made up crap below.
2. Brian Flores will do a good job with Miami but they still won't make the playoffs.
3. The Bears will win their division, and the Packers will finish 3rd. JSA won't be happy but will still post that the Bears suck.
4. The Jets, Cards, Jags, Giants will remain the shittiest teams in the NFL.
5. McVay won't repeat the Rams great season.
6. Gronk will retire but the Pats will still make the AFC conference championship and Edelman's beard will be ridiculous again.
7. The Browns will have a winning record.
8. Conference championships will be Pats - Chiefs and Bears - Saints.
9. Cowboys fans will have their hearts broken again (sorry jmh)
10. Mahomes will throw for more than 50 TDs in the regular season.
You can add your own made up crap below.