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Re: Official Rules of the Elitist Triathlete [equ1nt1s]
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Re: Official Rules of the Elitist Triathlete [equ1nt1s]
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Nate?
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Brawndo's got what plants crave. Brawndo's got electrolytes. And that's what plants crave. They crave electrolytes. Which is what Brawndo has. And that's why plants crave Brawndo. Not water, like from the toilet.
Re: Official Rules of the Elitist Triathlete [Hamner]
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Jim?
Re: Official Rules of the Elitist Triathlete [equ1nt1s]
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Was searching for something else and came across this. It's been 3 years and was wondering how some of this might have changed according to the eyes of the ST masses.
Re: Official Rules of the Elitist Triathlete [JPDMD25]
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#9 might have to be amended with the advent of FLO wheels.
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The secret of a long life is you try not to shorten it.
-Nobody
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The secret of a long life is you try not to shorten it.
-Nobody
Re: Official Rules of the Elitist Triathlete [mck414]
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Re: Official Rules of the Elitist Triathlete [equ1nt1s]
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Nice work. I read the whole thing, slowly, on my iPhone, while on my 38K tempo run. I'd show you the file, but my phone battery died just as I finished reading.
Later!
Brian
Swim. Bike. Run. Repeat as necessary.
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Later!
Brian
Swim. Bike. Run. Repeat as necessary.
Welcome to the Church of Briantriology!
Re: Official Rules of the Elitist Triathlete [alex_m]
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alex_m wrote:
Well done (insert golf clap)
this
Re: Official Rules of the Elitist Triathlete [JPDMD25]
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JPDMD25 wrote:
Was searching for something else and came across this. It's been 3 years and was wondering how some of this might have changed according to the eyes of the ST masses.What this guy said.
just your average age grouper . no one special . no scientific knowledge . just having fun.
Re: Official Rules of the Elitist Triathlete [equ1nt1s]
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If you are ever engaged in conversation with a Masters Swimmer who calls themselves a "distance expert" because they race the 500 and 1650 free, reply with a casual "that's quaint," followed by a muffled chuckle. For the sake of preserving your dignity, however, do not, under any circumstances, agree to join this person for a swim workout.
"They're made of latex, not nitroglycerin"
"They're made of latex, not nitroglycerin"
Re: Official Rules of the Elitist Triathlete [equ1nt1s]
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21. Post-race composure is paramount to one's image. At no point should one ever look tired.
The exception is an itu race, where collapsing on the carpet within 5s of finishing is mandatory to demonstrate that you left it all on the course.
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The exception is an itu race, where collapsing on the carpet within 5s of finishing is mandatory to demonstrate that you left it all on the course.
ECMGN Therapy Silicon Valley:
Depression, Neurocognitive problems, Dementias (Testing and Evaluation), Trauma and PTSD, Traumatic Brain Injury (TBI)
This made me LOL simply because the finish is completely different in ITU the pros break down and almost die and after finishing an ironman they come in dancing and smiling like it was easy.