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Re: Official Rules of the Elitist Triathlete [equ1nt1s] [ In reply to ]
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I love it!

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Re: Official Rules of the Elitist Triathlete [equ1nt1s] [ In reply to ]
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Nate?

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Re: Official Rules of the Elitist Triathlete [Hamner] [ In reply to ]
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Jim?
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Re: Official Rules of the Elitist Triathlete [equ1nt1s] [ In reply to ]
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Was searching for something else and came across this. It's been 3 years and was wondering how some of this might have changed according to the eyes of the ST masses.
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Re: Official Rules of the Elitist Triathlete [JPDMD25] [ In reply to ]
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#9 might have to be amended with the advent of FLO wheels.

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Re: Official Rules of the Elitist Triathlete [mck414] [ In reply to ]
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This is great!


When your legs get tired, run with your heart
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Re: Official Rules of the Elitist Triathlete [equ1nt1s] [ In reply to ]
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Nice work. I read the whole thing, slowly, on my iPhone, while on my 38K tempo run. I'd show you the file, but my phone battery died just as I finished reading.

Later!

Brian

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Re: Official Rules of the Elitist Triathlete [alex_m] [ In reply to ]
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alex_m wrote:
Well done

(insert golf clap)

this
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Re: Official Rules of the Elitist Triathlete [JPDMD25] [ In reply to ]
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JPDMD25 wrote:
Was searching for something else and came across this. It's been 3 years and was wondering how some of this might have changed according to the eyes of the ST masses.

What this guy said.

just your average age grouper . no one special . no scientific knowledge . just having fun.
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Re: Official Rules of the Elitist Triathlete [equ1nt1s] [ In reply to ]
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If you are ever engaged in conversation with a Masters Swimmer who calls themselves a "distance expert" because they race the 500 and 1650 free, reply with a casual "that's quaint," followed by a muffled chuckle. For the sake of preserving your dignity, however, do not, under any circumstances, agree to join this person for a swim workout.

"They're made of latex, not nitroglycerin"
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Re: Official Rules of the Elitist Triathlete [equ1nt1s] [ In reply to ]
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21. Post-race composure is paramount to one's image. At no point should one ever look tired.


The exception is an itu race, where collapsing on the carpet within 5s of finishing is mandatory to demonstrate that you left it all on the course.

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Re: Official Rules of the Elitist Triathlete [Titanflexr] [ In reply to ]
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This made me LOL simply because the finish is completely different in ITU the pros break down and almost die and after finishing an ironman they come in dancing and smiling like it was easy.
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