No....your first post seemed humourous. Then you turned into a total dick when responding to JDRUNS, while not actually answering his question. And the rest of your responses seem to indicate that it is you who has no sense of humor.

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Taco cat spelled backwards is....taco cat.

I don't see anything funny in your post, the same way I don't see anything funny in upside down American flag

Just today Michelle Malkin had an image of an upside down American Flag with the caption "Elections Have Consequences"

I used to respect her as a journalist. Today, not so much.......

I can forgive her and I can forgive you as soon as both of you apologize for offending me.

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**All of these words finding themselves together were greatly astonished and delighted for assuredly, they had never met before**

Ok… If you want to have a serious conversation about the correct split between blue and red states/counties then allow me to move beyond his obvious deception of not providing a truly accurate representation of the US. This one is accurate (notice the color which is reflective of the fact that no one area is truly blue or red):

http://www-personal.umich.edu/~mejn/election/2012/countycartpurple1024.png

(from the following article: http://www-personal.umich.edu/~mejn/election/2012/)

How's that for answering his fucking question?

Did you get bullied as a child? I suggest you take the dress off and grow some thick skin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FMtxACKlYM

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**All of these words finding themselves together were greatly astonished and delighted for assuredly, they had never met before**

So, your first post is purely humor and nothing else. Then you pitch a fit when someone, who apparently doesn't get your sense of humor, offers a different interpretation of blue vs. red. When called on that you now seem to be saying, no, you were in fact serious and that the other guy was being obviously deceptive, all while acting like a spoiled brat. If in fact you were just trying to be funny, why didn't you just say so in your first responses to your OP? You complain about other people not having a sense of humor and needing to grow a thick skin, but it appears that if anybody needs to follow that advice, it's you. Seriously...go back and read through this whole thread...you turn into a total asshole from the get go, and just seem intent on digging a deeper hole with every response.

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Taco cat spelled backwards is....taco cat.

Even liberals are saying you should be nicer:

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/politics/2012/11/liberal_schadenfreude_obama_s_win_brings_out_too_mean_gloating_on_social.html

You're right. Good post.

I'll admit that I've witnessed what I would consider to be some pretty horrendous treatment of liberals by conservatives on this forum after the election so my attitude was to dish it right back. That's a lousy attitude on my part. My apologies and thanks for reminding me that empathy would be a much better approach.

Got me. I was thinking Red vs Blue. Am I safer in a Red City or Blue?

Got me. I was thinking Red vs Blue. Am I safer in a Red City or Blue?


Is there such thing as a Red City? ;-)

Open up that goddman big tent of tolerance... open it up! I'll bring the butt plugs and chablis. We can be fun, too.

Boise? Helena?

Maybe it's not red or blue, I just hate cities.

butt-chugger alert!


:)

From an email that was forwarded to me ....

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, regressive, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is a model separation agreement:

1. Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy. Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides had such distinct and disparate tastes.

2. We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.

3. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.

4. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.

5. We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel.

6. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.

7. We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.

8. You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.

9. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks.

10. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood ..

11. You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.

12. You can have the peace-niks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.

13. We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.

14. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLain. You can also have the U.N., but we will no longer be paying the bill.

15. We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.

16. You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors..

17. We'll continue to believe healthcare is an earned luxury and not a right.

18. We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."

19. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya," or "We Are the World".

20. We'll practice trickledown economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.

21. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our constitution and our flag.

22. Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American

P.S.: Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara Streisand, and Jane Fonda with you.

P.S.S..: And you won't have to "Press 1 for English" when you call our country.

Oh no. We need to keep Ted Turner. He owns most of the red states.

I would take this deal any day of the week.
The attitude of the author reaks of idiocy. This has to be the best example of liberalism ever written - it has all the hate, arrogance, elitism, and bigotry anyone could ask for.

 
>The attitude of the author reaks of idiocy. This has to be the best example of liberalism ever written - it has all the hate, arrogance, elitism, and bigotry anyone could ask for.