Your passive-aggressive "crush" on Dev is starting to creep me out:
http://forum.slowtwitch.com/..._string=dev;#3701874
http://forum.slowtwitch.com/..._string=dev;#3711341
http://forum.slowtwitch.com/..._string=dev;#3682122
http://forum.slowtwitch.com/..._string=dev;#3682026
http://forum.slowtwitch.com/..._string=dev;#3679780
http://forum.slowtwitch.com/..._string=dev;#3701874
http://forum.slowtwitch.com/..._string=dev;#3711341
http://forum.slowtwitch.com/..._string=dev;#3682122
http://forum.slowtwitch.com/..._string=dev;#3682026
http://forum.slowtwitch.com/..._string=dev;#3679780