Happy Birthday [The] Sergio!





May your swim set be sweet, and the puke you toss afterwards as colourful as "Play Doh" ice cream! :D

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ok....so you want WOMENS in the report from the camp....you will have some .....THE SERGIO with is dark tan is a lure for the women.....that s why i hang out around him!

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Jonathan Caron / Professional Coach / ironman champions / age group world champions
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b/c you are so white, people think a snowman is on the pool deck

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Brian Stover USAT LII
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Khai.... you know how to make me happy :)

and im saying this in a pure heterosexual point of view :D

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S�rgio Marques
When it hurts is when it feels good ;-)
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Maybe it's just you, I just got an email from a Slowtwitcher that wants to come here for the weekend!

"I just got an email from a Slowtwitcher that wants to come here for the weekend!"
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Another GUY?!

Haim

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"Why squirrel hate me?"

Depends... He's not exactly a "man's man"... ;)

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"Non est ad astra mollis e terris via." - Seneca | rappstar.com | FB - Rappstar Racing | IG - @jordanrapp

Ok, I am dying to know! When does the Reality TV series start on this New Mexico nirvana?

Over 7,000 views on this thread? Yes, The Sergio is very hot.



;-)

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Behold the turtle! He makes progess only when he sticks his neck out. (James Bryant Conant)
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Friday is the day we vote out people and new people arrive ;-)

ROFLMAO.

Can I help set the immunity challenges or does that impose on your coaching territory?

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Behold the turtle! He makes progess only when he sticks his neck out. (James Bryant Conant)
GET OFF THE F*%KING WALL!!!!!!! (Doug Stern)
Brevity is the soul of wit. (William Shakespeare)

What exactly does that mean when one gets banished from New Mexico? Where the Hell do you go from there??? And if you say New Jersey, you will make me cry.

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Behold the turtle! He makes progess only when he sticks his neck out. (James Bryant Conant)
GET OFF THE F*%KING WALL!!!!!!! (Doug Stern)
Brevity is the soul of wit. (William Shakespeare)

I honestly thought of Newark... and if you came here, maybe you would be surprised. It's very beautiful out here.

Dear Fans of The Sergio,

Because of the overwhelming response to The Sergio thread, The Sergio is no longer taking emails, PMs, or IMs. While he appreciates the attention (especially from the women), he needs to remain focused on his goal of having a successful race at the Ironman World Championships in Kona, Hawaii. Therefore, if you would like The Sergio to attend your wife's birthday party or your daughter's graduation, please PM me directly and I'll make every attempt to work it into his very busy schedule.

For those fans in the greater Las Cruces area, please note that we have had to move The Sergio to a more secure location, which will remain confidential, so that he can continue to train without interruption. Again, he is extremely grateful for the love and support (especially from the American women) from his fans all over the world. Thank you.

Special Note: Ladies, should you feel it necessary to send pictures of yourself to The Sergio, please email those to me and I'll be sure he gets them.

Sincerely,

Shawn, President of The Sergio fan club

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Shawn
TORRE Consulting Services, LLC
http://www.TORREcs.com

AWESOME

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1) Newark actually would be a totally correct answer, and it wouldn't make me cry. Newark is generally to be avoided at all costs (although parts of it are improving).

2) Actually, I have flown my glider out of Moriarity for about a 3 hr flight once, back in 2000. Moriarity is just a hiccup on I-40. To be honest there are some really cool places in NM, but a furnitureless, mirror-walled, bachelor pad... hmmm.

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Behold the turtle! He makes progess only when he sticks his neck out. (James Bryant Conant)
GET OFF THE F*%KING WALL!!!!!!! (Doug Stern)
Brevity is the soul of wit. (William Shakespeare)

I just want to say that Jonnyo LOVES The Sergio Thread...

Do you think people would be upset if we answered questions posed in other posts on this thread?

For example, I will answer Monsieur Trois' query about PSI here. Since he will clearly read The Sergio Thread, it is just as good as actually answering in his post... I run ~120-125psi in 22mm tires when racing.

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Not as much as he loved his green shirt.

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Brian Stover USAT LII
Accelerate3 Coaching
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The Sergio is not amused...

or maybe he is just thinking.....witch lifeguard will be my date for tomorow????

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Jonathan Caron / Professional Coach / ironman champions / age group world champions
Jonnyo Coaching
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Nah, I was just kidding :-D

Wow... THAT is a great view you have in your backyard.

nice lawn too.

LOL... those pics are NOT recent.

I was going to say, I think I know where you can get a rug for your new apt.