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State of the (ST) union - CRISIS!!!
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Okay, so we've been seeing a lot of negative shit here recently, from IMK bashing to "fuck off" defensiveness when someone replies sharply to a somewhat (or perhaps truly) dumbass question. No, this has nothing to do with making flat coke - that guy took his lumps with grace, and has earned my respect for his ability to laugh at himself under fire.

I've seen people threaten to leave, leave and come back, talk about leaving, and people asking others to leave.

I've seen Tibbs' name take a beating whenever someone posts something that appears different, or contrary. Tibbs was a good guy - I dug that cat, and hope that he's well.

None of this is why I started this thread, however. People can bitch all they want, and it don't bother me none. An IM in "Loovil" is no dumber than those horses they make walk like they're in some Monty Python sketch. No, what bothers me is FAR more disturbing. When the sanctity of bike porn gets mud smeared all over it, something must be done. Someone must take a stand. It makes me ill to see stock Trek Hilo's posted as porn. When someone asks for "The Ultimate build" the last thing I expect to see is "Full DA" or "Cane Creek brakes". You might as well recommend "Power Grips" (http://www.powergrips.com/) as pedals.

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Seriously - that shit is about as porn worthy as National Geographic. From now on, when I see a post that says "bike porn" I wanna see PORN, goddammit!

Please understand that there's nothing wrong with posting a pic of your beloved Hilo to share with the world - just don't call it what it ain't. There's a difference between an '84 IROC Camaro and a 66 'Vette. Know your bikes place, and respect it.




PS - you all understand this implicitly, but some people refuse to accept the truth - carbon does not automatically equate to porn.


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Last edited by: Khai: Oct 4, 06 15:16
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Re: Stste of the (ST) union - CRISIS!!! [Khai] [ In reply to ]
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Roger That!

Tom Demerly
The Tri Shop.com
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Re: Stste of the (ST) union - CRISIS!!! [Khai] [ In reply to ]
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Thank you for your post.
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Re: Stste of the (ST) union - CRISIS!!! [Khai] [ In reply to ]
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please spell check your post title. :)

Or I'll post another picture of my stock QR Tequilo and call it porn.

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Re: Stste of the (ST) union - CRISIS!!! [jpflores] [ In reply to ]
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Thank you. As much as I embrace my many imperfections, I don't care to place them under too many spotlights, either. :)


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Re: State of the (ST) union - CRISIS!!! [Khai] [ In reply to ]
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[reply] "fuck off" [/reply]

;)

See I wont use that Phrase but I can qoute you :)

Just Triing
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Re: State of the (ST) union - CRISIS!!! [Khai] [ In reply to ]
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Wait'll I post my bike porn (or is it now bike pron? :) ) pictures of my 2002 Trek 2000 with all the paint chips and torn decals. And it doesn't get any sweeter than that mixed Tiagra/105 drive system. I'm gonna take it over some sweet jumps later. My saddle and power meter are worth more than the rest of that bike.


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Re: State of the (ST) union - CRISIS!!! [Khai] [ In reply to ]
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BIKE PORN>>>>>





I dont care what anyone else says.

Just Triing
Triathlete since 9:56:39 AM EST Aug 20, 2006.
Be kind English is my 2nd language. My primary language is Dave it's a unique evolution of English.
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Re: State of the (ST) union - CRISIS!!! [Khai] [ In reply to ]
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There's a difference between an '84 IROC Camaro and a 66 'Vette.
Fuck yeah there is. I feel like a poser when I lean against the hood of my 66' Vette, parked under the freeway overpass, minutes after kicking someone's ass, listening to Styx. But substitue my '84 IROC Camaro and it just feels natural.




Your favorite mafia sucks.
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Re: State of the (ST) union - CRISIS!!! [DavHamm] [ In reply to ]
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You rock, bro


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Re: State of the (ST) union - CRISIS!!! [DavHamm] [ In reply to ]
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You're gonna make Paulo cry...


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Re: State of the (ST) union - CRISIS!!! [Khai] [ In reply to ]
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" I wanna see PORN, goddammit! "

One man's perversion is another man's pleasure. It's all in the eye of the beholder.
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Re: State of the (ST) union - CRISIS!!! [bryce_d] [ In reply to ]
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MY CAR PORN.



Just Triing
Triathlete since 9:56:39 AM EST Aug 20, 2006.
Be kind English is my 2nd language. My primary language is Dave it's a unique evolution of English.
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Re: State of the (ST) union - CRISIS!!! [Khai] [ In reply to ]
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in the Hilo's defense...it could be like the "Club Int'l" or one of the seedier porn sites that are all over the internet (or so i'm told). ;) it may not be your taste...but it's still porn in it's own right. right?
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Re: State of the (ST) union - CRISIS!!! [Khai] [ In reply to ]
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Amen bro. ;-)

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Re: State of the (ST) union - CRISIS!!! [Khai] [ In reply to ]
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re you off your meds?
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Re: State of the (ST) union - CRISIS!!! [Khai] [ In reply to ]
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You are right - and as of about a week ago Jon is doing well. I have his number if any of you all would like to prank call him.

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Re: State of the (ST) union - CRISIS!!! [DavHamm] [ In reply to ]
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Screw Ralph Nader. Unsafe at any speed my ass.:-)

My parents had a 61 and a 65 Corvair. Remember them well.
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Re: State of the (ST) union - CRISIS!!! [DavHamm] [ In reply to ]
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I just threw up in my mouth...

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Re: State of the (ST) union - CRISIS!!! [art vandelay] [ In reply to ]
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[reply]I just threw up in my mouth...

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As long as it wasn't in my car.

Just Triing
Triathlete since 9:56:39 AM EST Aug 20, 2006.
Be kind English is my 2nd language. My primary language is Dave it's a unique evolution of English.
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Re: State of the (ST) union - CRISIS!!! [Khai] [ In reply to ]
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Amen, brother Khai, and wilst i do not own any bike worthy of being porn, or pr0n for that matter. I too have been disallusioned lately. Now when I posted a pic of my new road bike. A Giant TCR2, I was truthful. I simply posted "My new ride" not "porn". I like my new bike and it was what I could afford, but Porn it ain't.


Jim

**Note above poster works for a retailer selling bikes and related gear*
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It was beginning to look like a crying TNO thread... [ In reply to ]
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However, how right you are.....
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Re: State of the (ST) union - CRISIS!!! [DavHamm] [ In reply to ]
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BIKE PORN>>>>>





I dont care what anyone else says.


This bike is porn only in the same way of those bizarre nasty German pornos w/ women stuffing bowling pins up their twats and/or a champagne bottle up their bung holes and then pour a round of drinks.

<<I dont care what anyone else says >>

Different strokes for different folks, but that bike is a bizarre fetish at best, NOT porn.


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Re: State of the (ST) union - CRISIS!!! [DavHamm] [ In reply to ]
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Dude, sweet vair. I grew up working on a 63 convertable. That's car porn in my book.
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Re: State of the (ST) union - CRISIS!!! [Khai] [ In reply to ]
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I'd agree. Ah... but these make me feel so much better:

http://www.vanillabicycles.com/

http://www.pegoretticicli.com/

http://rexcycles.com/

http://www.richardsachs.com/

See how that works? Pure. Bike. Porn.

Aaaahh....

The question of who is right and who is wrong has seemed to me always too small to be worth a moment's thought, while the question of what is right and what is wrong has seemed all-important.

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