Your call footballmom, in or out. I knew I shouldn't have let Tibbs watch the door while I went to the bathroom. We could just make him read the rotorcranks vs powercranks thread in its entirety.

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**Note above poster works for a retailer selling bikes and related gear*

They can come to the party as long as they know the password and are regular ST posters, even if they are card carrying TNO-sers...it's the phukin' season. We'll just make them sit in the Lavendar Room for an hour with kittycat and record10carbon going at each other, that should the uninitiated packing home.

Oh look, Slowman's latest columnist JR is going to make an appearance in person. The dudes will crushed to find out it's Pink Boy.

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As the party starts to slow down Kestrelkerri cranks up the music and gets everybody up to dance. But she about has a cow when some guy she hasn't met yet asks her to dance and he isn't wearing a dance helmet!

Now that the floodgates have been opened for the TNO crowd they are coming in droves. They are all complaining Hazen shut down the bar at 10pm and told everyone to go home, the party was over.

MJuric has started to organize a smackdown. ST'ers on one side of the room TNO'ers on the other. The TNO'ers are out for blood. Many of them can be heard screaming for cerveloguy. They want him bad, they still don't forget when he told them all to get road bikes instead of tri-bikes. beatnic_tx and jendz are scanning the room for Erik Clark. Beatnic_tx is screaming Erik I googled your results, and you are slow!!! Jendz is screaming "Erik you are obsessed, quit stalking me." Erik screams back "hey jendz your bike is too big, I will never be your boytoy"

pandemonium erupts

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Striving to have sex more than 66 times per year

Am I going to have to get up off the couch? I am still watching the stream of hotties that have been brought to the party courtesy of Khai. I am only on page 94 and as I understand it there are plenty more to come.

While watching the hotties I have been listening to Martin C wax philosophical the merits of steel frames vs. all else, and no amount of shots from AndyPants' friends will stray him from his position.

It has been entertaining watching kittycat and Record go it, and despite my hunger, I am still not eating the food.....

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Formally azclydesdale, back in Northeast Ohio.

This party needs some of the Austin crowd! (Austinites, chime in!). cray, aus_tri, erichollins, runboorun and ATX_TRIHEAD are here with TexMex and margaritas!

LOL this thread is hilarious!!!!:D

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S�rgio Marques
When it hurts is when it feels good ;-)
Sergio-Marques.com

The portuguese guys are on the dance floor..

Sergio is waching Sissi dancing (his feet are too tired to moove..). Klep is waching this blonde girl dancing salsa... SAC is chasing a girl friend, for some reason.. Helder is looking for some corean girls to dance with... Sedi is looking for someone that fits him..

Tigerchic, and SAC, begin dancing the exotic forbidden dance. Marisol,Sergio,Tibbs, KittyKat, KestralKerriand Record 10 join in --there is one extra pair of feet in there-- oh Francois is back--Football Mom while trying to break up the dance is co-erced to join in--The TNO crowd, in a effort to keep up--begin dancing the Electric Slide--USAT referees show up and begin handing out draft penalties-

Foofighterfan has just taken control of the DJ table and has put the rock back in the party. The Beatles' Hey Jude is absolutely blaring and he's got the whole party is singing Na na na na na
na na na na yeah, na na na......, however he's too busy asking everyone to explain their screen names.....what is he missing out on right now?

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People I've loved, I have no regrets
Some I remember, some I forget
Some of them living, some of them dead
All I want is to be home ".....Foo Fighters, Home

TNO'ers have now taken control of the DJ table .... and it's all New Age/sensitive music. Lots of Yanni, John Tesh, Kenny G, Barry Manilow. Maybe throw in some Lawrence Welk. Men must wear coats and ties, and women must wear proper dresses. No "sexy" dancing. Lots of phriday phun discussions.

The pole dancing smackdown starts in 15 minutes in the tiki lounge.

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A solitary man

Jim, Kittycat and ironclm have gone into dojo mode and have wrested control of the turntable from the TNOers. Sounds of GREEN DAY fill the room and everyone is on their feet.

Who's judging? I think kittycat, marisol, trigoneroadie, andypants, tigerchik, greydog, fasterthanTIM, and Monk are all signed up, oiled up, and ready to schwing. Speaking of which, here comes Mrs. Schwingding to see what the ruckus is all about and is leading schwingding away by the ear.

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ready to schwing

LOL

To fully apppreciate that statement, you have to say it out loud.

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A solitary man

Kittycat opens up another bottle of wine, she is really warmed up by now. She entertains everybody and gets into astrology. She proceeds to tell SAC that no, sagittarius women are not good for him and tells Marisol that capricorns are good in bed.

Record wants to go in the hot tub and tries to get everyone in there with him.

Monterey, Kestrelkerri,Ironclm and Marisol compare notes on the ST guys. By now, they have a much better idea of which ones are hot, and which ones are really geeky.. They all tell SAC that the Garfield T-shirt has to go if he ever wants to meet a woman.

Klep looks like he is on speed, he is jumping all over, him and Sedi are knocking stuff off the furniture, they have that much energy. Someone please make them run a 20 miler and tell them to come back after that. The portuguese are not drinking but they are refilling their coke glass a zillion times: free refills!

The men and women of TNO are now sitting in the corner, casting disapproving and judgmental looks at the goings-on. And, of course, having phriday phun.

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Oldbrit, who has unsuccessfully been trying to find a decent pub in New Joisey to while away the off season has somehow gotten lost due to self induced pre-senile dementia and finds himself in the Rockies with a bunch of odd named hairless men and some rather frisky filly's.He recalls the huge green object that came uninvited to have a close up with the lens of his (then)brand new Rudy's in his last race of 2005 and decides to request don't look back in anger by oasis from the DJ.FOOFIGHTERFAN is having none of it and OLDBRIT decides to see if he can organise a seasonal game of carry the walnut................

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non illigitamus carborundum

Frank Day is at the door, waiting for his date, the 11 year-old who is riding her PC to the party.

He assumed she would come to the party but he ends up waiting all night as she had the wrong date and showed up one week early.

ROTFLMAO.

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"How bad could it be?" - SimpleS

Support Crew comes in with Gonnagitcha late (because Joe was out running). He hands out autographed copies of his new book “Triple Ironman for Dummies”. He has a couple of beers in the hot tub and leaves early because he has to get a couple hundred more miles in on the bike to make it 13,000 for the year.

After he leaves, Support Crew hands out cards to everyone that got a book that says “don’t ever do anything Joe Bonness tells you.”

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Monk pole danced so frantically and long he ends up with blisters covering the entire bottoms of his feet and has to retire to the Victorian Lace Bedroom with a 20-year-old Brandy and bags of ice. We find out that Brandy is a 20-year-old red-head who has a father figure fixation and speaks Icelandic.

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THIS PARTY NEEDS ...

Big Tex