My coach dropped me midseason and all I got was a trucker cap.

#WWAHD-#What would Ashley Horner do?

"I'm thinking about going tubeless."

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Too old to go pro but doing it anyway
http://instagram.com/tgarvey4

"You got this"

This is all you need...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B03dFMG8nR4

I've seen variations on that theme before but they never cease to crack me up. "F**k you. You are insane. You realize you will not get laid for 6 months...It's OK b/c I will be an Ironman..." Truly classic!!!

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"Anyone can be who they want to be IF they have the HUNGER and the DRIVE."

Let me see your pain cave

Can you check my bike fit

My gear stinks - how do I get rid of bad smells

Can I wear buoyant swimmers

My wife wants to divorce me because of triathlon

“I stripped all of the paint off of my bike frame to save 180 grams.”

Is the swim wetsuit legal? I hope it's not. I'm more comfortable without one which makes me faster.

Ironman may fudge the numbers so its wetsuit legal but I'm not taking the chance on overheating!