Thought it could be funny to use this thread to post overused/cliche things that triathletes say! Let the fun begin...
"Is this carbon?"
"Is this carbon?"
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Re: Sh*t triathletes say [runnerak47]
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"Keto"
Re: Sh*t triathletes say [Twinkie]
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Re: Sh*t triathletes say [sharkd]
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Shut up legs
Re: Sh*t triathletes say [runnerak47]
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Yea but they still haven't done an ironman
Gone with the wind
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Re: Sh*t triathletes say [runnerak47]
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"My coach thinks I should......."
Re: Sh*t triathletes say [runnerak47]
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"What's THAT guy doing on THAT bike?"
The more people I encounter the more I love my cats.
The more people I encounter the more I love my cats.
Re: Sh*t triathletes say [runnerak47]
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“But is it aero?”
808 > NYC > PDX > YVR
2024 Races: Taupo
808 > NYC > PDX > YVR
2024 Races: Taupo
Re: Sh*t triathletes say [runnerak47]
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Re: Sh*t triathletes say [Slug]
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Slug wrote:
"What's THAT guy doing on THAT bike?"This is a sprint ?
Re: Sh*t triathletes say [sharkd]
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Re: Sh*t triathletes say [runnerak47]
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What's your one mile PR?
Fast swimmers in the slow lane..
Are the new super bikes that super?
Bike weight limit in triathlon.
What wheels/rims are optimized for a 28mm tire
How to become a good TRI climber
Racing So Close To Kona
Career Advancement vs. Triathlon
Strange Denizens of the Pool....
You want more...(-;
Fast swimmers in the slow lane..
Are the new super bikes that super?
Bike weight limit in triathlon.
What wheels/rims are optimized for a 28mm tire
How to become a good TRI climber
Racing So Close To Kona
Career Advancement vs. Triathlon
Strange Denizens of the Pool....
You want more...(-;
Re: Sh*t triathletes say [monty]
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Should I use a road bike for this course?
Re: Sh*t triathletes say [jaretj]
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Should more people use aero frames with TT cockpits?
Gone with the wind
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Gone with the wind
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Re: Sh*t triathletes say [runnerak47]
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We should develop a noodle boat so people who can't swim can still enter triathlons.
Re: Sh*t triathletes say [runnerak47]
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Every race when I run by the volunteers I try to make funny quips, my favorite is "I make bad life choices."
Re: Sh*t triathletes say [runnerak47]
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I’m going a long ride so in a way I really DO need 3 cookies with lunch...
I still lapped everyone on the couch!
I still lapped everyone on the couch!
Re: Sh*t triathletes say [runnerak47]
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Everyone keeps telling me the P5X is a great bike. I can't wait to finish my first triathlon on a $16,000 starter bike!
Re: Sh*t triathletes say [runnerak47]
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Dude, you may die if you swim in 76.2 degree water in your wetsuit.
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Re: Sh*t triathletes say [Lock_N_Load]
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My legs are craving some squats.
Re: Sh*t triathletes say [runnerak47]
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On a bike ride: "My legs are a still tired from this morning's run!"
On a run: "My legs are trashed from my 60-miler this morning!"
At a swim: "This is just a recovery from my earlier bike/run."
"I could run/bike/swim that fast if I just focussed on one sport"
On a run: "My legs are trashed from my 60-miler this morning!"
At a swim: "This is just a recovery from my earlier bike/run."
"I could run/bike/swim that fast if I just focussed on one sport"
Re: Sh*t triathletes say [runnerak47]
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The swim is cancelled.
Re: Sh*t triathletes say [mproctor]
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Your seat is too high.
Re: Sh*t triathletes say [mproctor]
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mproctor wrote:
The swim is cancelled.😅this made me laugh
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AlyraD wrote:
mproctor wrote:
The swim is cancelled.😅this made me laugh
This made me cry😢
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