I just wish I could be there when someone asks you what this shirt you're wearing means.

"Well, there was this woman, and she said she was going to do a lot of races, and she didn't, and so I make fun of her, and I bought this shirt because of it."
"and you made fun of her to her face?"
"oh no, no no no, just on this messageboard called Slowtwitch"
"say no more"

Lol...maybe it's a generational thing that everyone assumes everyone on here is just a keyboard warrior and wouldn't dare say s*** to someone's face or maybe it is just that I'm a genuine a******

Yeah, I wish I could've done it that way - like when I was actually working in the Ad Biz, and had access to a scanner + Adobe Photoshop & Illustrator - but I had to make due with a Sharpie, a phone, and PowerPoint

A PDF is on its way

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

I don't think personal interaction is a prerequisite for satire



And to be fair, some of us did call her out on her IG - which is as close enough to "to her face" as you're gonna get without actually traveling to V-Beach

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

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"If it costs you 30 minutes at Maryland so what" -dwreal

Thank you. Here is what they will look like!!!!
Need to no who's in. I want to order this WK.

Lol, Put me down for a medium.

Wow, that really turned out well



but I'm going to DIY my own, and donate $30 to @backonmyfeet instead

https://www.instagram.com/p/BueLnlHhFrb/

Good job going forward with it though; if I wear Team DSN at my next race, I'll certainly post a pic

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

I totally understand and I hope everyone donate something to them as well.doing such a short run of shirts though left no real great room to do this as a real charitable donation.

Last call guys. We really need a couple more people to get the price down to what was posted..

I'm in for a medium too if it happens! Hopefully this bump gets some more folks interested!

Good morning guys. Sorry that things got sidetracked. Kinf of a rough week around my place and this kind of fell in the priority list but I hope to be reaching out to guys go to the next day or two for PayPal. Sorry for any delay.

Men’s medium

And the back should say “I’m doing some squats after this nap”

Or "My body craves them" or whatever the exact quote is.

That’s a good stalker valentine. “My body craves you like Ashley Horner craves squats. “

We need to make this happen as well. Fishbum, get on it.

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SHIRTS ARE ORDERED!
I can add on till Monday morning at the latest if anyone else wants one also I'm going to need to start getting money together.

So one group of slightly less douchey legitimate triathletes made fun of another slightly more douchey less legitimate triathlete? Weird.

Soooooo what size shirt do you want