"Poser"

This was the portuguese fashion police call.

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Only wear clothes designed for running. Also, extra points are scored for growing Prefontaine-esque facial hair. See below:

just wear your aerohelmet with it. then they will know your not a professional elite runner superhero poser.

UPTIGHT???

UPTIGHT???

Don't f-ing call me up tight. I'll kick your f-ing @ss.

Uptight. WTF do you know about uptight?

Mahalo dude!

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Cousin Elwood - Team Over-the-hill Racing
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Wear whatever feels good on you. I don't own a running singlet nor a pair of true running shorts. So I race in DeSoto tri shorts and a Sugoi tri tank.

If people laugh at me, I follow them, trip them, and then spit on them. I can get away with that, because anyone I can catch is usually fat and out of shape.

Remember, he who laughs last, thinks slowest.

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Cousin Elwood - Team Over-the-hill Racing
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"I am fed up losing races to 6ft Carrot/Dog/Pink Fairy.. and one unforgetable half marathon I lost by a few seconds to a giant Cigarette.. !!"

Last year at Bay to Breakers, I got beat by a homeless guy pushing a shopping cart full of empy soda cans.

Oh, and a naked guy who looked like Elvis.

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Cousin Elwood - Team Over-the-hill Racing
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And no leg shaving. Shaved legs are for tri posers. Runners are furry.

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Cousin Elwood - Team Over-the-hill Racing
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[reply]And no leg shaving. Shaved legs are for tri posers. Runners are furry.[/reply]

LOL. I was going to post that I came to a decision to wear running shorts and a long sleep dri-fit shirt, and shave my legs.

As for my opinion, wear whatever you want. Why does everybody have to conform anyway?

BUT...since you obviously are concerned with how most will see you, I'd say AndyPants advice is best. Wear tri shorts if you must, but definitely avoid the tri top/tri short combo and the one piece trisuit.

Also, if you are very, very fast, or an older person you're granted more slack.