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Re: TSLA: Where is the bottom? [jkhayc] [ In reply to ]
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jkhayc wrote:
and here you are

I'm not the one who is disavowing interest in all things Tesla, as you were. See the difference?

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Re: TSLA: Where is the bottom? [klehner] [ In reply to ]
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where'd i do that?
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Re: Shitpost/Defend Tesla here! [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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Elons $55 billion payout has been voided.

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-68150306

TSLA shares down. Again.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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Re: Shitpost/Defend Tesla here! [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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What’re your thoughts on the decision? Seems strange to reverse the shareholder decision.
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Re: Shitpost/Defend Tesla here! [jkhayc] [ In reply to ]
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Replying to last.

Tesla down to $161.

"It's a growth company with no growth"

- Wells Fargo analyst Colin Langan

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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Re: Shitpost/Defend Tesla here! [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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BLeP wrote:
Replying to last.

Tesla down to $161.

"It's a growth company with no growth"

- Wells Fargo analyst Colin Langan

To be fair this is hitting the whole EV industry. There is still growth, but it is slower linear growth, not the crazy growth that Tesla's stock price was based on. Musk said the new, $25K vehicle would be released in 2025, but then said "grain of salt," (as if we need to be reminded at this point - at least he's self-aware) which probably means 2027 or so.

But by then BYD may have made inroads in global markets at that price point. Or lower. BYD said they're not going to attempt going after the U.S. market. But then they said they're going to bulid a plant in Mexico. Which is an indication maybe they're lying. If they try to enter the U.S. market expect Musk to switch from his "hate the government" mode to his "love the government" mode as he lobbies hard for protectionist tariffs on imported Chinese EVs. (Which, to be fair, I think a reasonable tariff makes sense to protect U.S. laborers from the lower-standard-of-living foreign laborer).
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Re: Shitpost/Defend Tesla here! [trail] [ In reply to ]
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By 2027 I expect that Tesla will be in a world of hurt and the $25,000 vehicle will only delay the inevitable.

Tesla is a one way street to BlackBerryville.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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Re: Shitpost/Defend Tesla here! [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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BLeP wrote:
By 2027 I expect that Tesla will be in a world of hurt and the $25,000 vehicle will only delay the inevitable.

Tesla is a one way street to BlackBerryville.

That likely means the Chinese have won the auto industry. I don't think that's a good thing.
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Re: Shitpost/Defend Tesla here! [FishyJoe] [ In reply to ]
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FishyJoe wrote:
BLeP wrote:
By 2027 I expect that Tesla will be in a world of hurt and the $25,000 vehicle will only delay the inevitable.

Tesla is a one way street to BlackBerryville.

That likely means the Chinese have won the auto industry. I don't think that's a good thing.

China might have taken over Europe by then. They will find a much tougher road into North America.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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Re: Shitpost/Defend Tesla here! [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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BLeP wrote:
Replying to last.

Tesla down to $161.

"It's a growth company with no growth"

- Wells Fargo analyst Colin Langan

Regarding growth, l wonder how many potential tesla customers don't buy teslas because (1) the company has secret departments to scam customers and (2) because the company is being run by an unhinged moron.

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Re: Shitpost/Defend Tesla here! [FishyJoe] [ In reply to ]
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More shit delivery numbers for Tesla.

Poor Elmo.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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Re: Shitpost/Defend Tesla here! [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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BLeP wrote:
More shit delivery numbers for Tesla.

Poor Elmo.

Worse than I thought. I expected slowed growth, but not an actual decline.

Tesla has even started doing <gasp> ads.
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Re: Shitpost/Defend Tesla here! [trail] [ In reply to ]
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trail wrote:
BLeP wrote:
More shit delivery numbers for Tesla.

Poor Elmo.

Worse than I thought. I expected slowed growth, but not an actual decline.

Tesla has even started doing <gasp> ads.

Let’s just start calling them BlackBerry, The Sequel.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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Re: Shitpost/Defend Tesla here! [trail] [ In reply to ]
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trail wrote:
BLeP wrote:
More shit delivery numbers for Tesla.

Poor Elmo.


Worse than I thought. I expected slowed growth, but not an actual decline.

Tesla has even started doing <gasp> ads.

Really, any links to some.. Curious what a Tesla Ad looks like with no marketing department.

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Triathlete since 9:56:39 AM EST Aug 20, 2006.
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Re: Shitpost/Defend Tesla here! [trail] [ In reply to ]
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trail wrote:
BLeP wrote:
More shit delivery numbers for Tesla.

Poor Elmo.


Worse than I thought. I expected slowed growth, but not an actual decline.

Tesla has even started doing <gasp> ads.

So dropping pries, and dropping sales.. not a really good combinations.

Just Triing
Triathlete since 9:56:39 AM EST Aug 20, 2006.
Be kind English is my 2nd language. My primary language is Dave it's a unique evolution of English.
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Re: Shitpost/Defend Tesla here! [DavHamm] [ In reply to ]
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DavHamm wrote:
Really, any links to some.. Curious what a Tesla Ad looks like with no marketing department.

They're on...wait for...X. And trail doesn't do X. Also on FB, and I don't do FB either.
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Re: Shitpost/Defend Tesla here! [FishyJoe] [ In reply to ]
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FishyJoe wrote:
BLeP wrote:
By 2027 I expect that Tesla will be in a world of hurt and the $25,000 vehicle will only delay the inevitable.

Tesla is a one way street to BlackBerryville.


That likely means the Chinese have won the auto industry. I don't think that's a good thing.

I thought that Tesla was an aspiring humanoid robot company that was just using FSD in cars as the AI test bed. Pink (kind of, maybe, I'm not sure)
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Re: Shitpost/Defend Tesla here! [trail] [ In reply to ]
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trail wrote:
DavHamm wrote:

Really, any links to some.. Curious what a Tesla Ad looks like with no marketing department.


They're on...wait for...X. And trail doesn't do X. Also on FB, and I don't do FB either.

Yeah I don't do twitter, (and he was always Prince) but I do watch to many videos on FB but no tesla ads yet, will keep my eyes out. Maybe the know I already have an EV so not in the market segment.

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Triathlete since 9:56:39 AM EST Aug 20, 2006.
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Re: Shitpost/Defend Tesla here! [trail] [ In reply to ]
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trail wrote:
DavHamm wrote:

Really, any links to some.. Curious what a Tesla Ad looks like with no marketing department.


They're on...wait for...X. And trail doesn't do X. Also on FB, and I don't do FB either.


what you really shouldn't be doing is referring to yourself in the third person.

FTR - X advertising seems to get good ROI for the advertiser
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Re: Shitpost/Defend Tesla here! [jkhayc] [ In reply to ]
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jkhayc wrote:
FTR - X advertising seems to get good ROI for the advertiser

Well particularly for Tesla, which I assume gets the bro deal rate.
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Re: Shitpost/Defend Tesla here! [FishyJoe] [ In reply to ]
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FishyJoe wrote:
BLeP wrote:
By 2027 I expect that Tesla will be in a world of hurt and the $25,000 vehicle will only delay the inevitable.

Tesla is a one way street to BlackBerryville.


That likely means the Chinese have won the auto industry. I don't think that's a good thing.

I tend to disagree because Asia has long produced cars for the RoW that aren't in the US that are super cheap, well before EV's were becoming a thing.

I'm guessing the combo of safety standards and US content for batteries and manufacturing incentives will hurt them becoming a thing here.

Personally, it's one thing to have China in an entertainment app stealing data. Another entirely for masses of autos that are connected to the internet somehow. "Oh, you said something we hate, we're turning off all your cars you bought". Yeah, no thanks.
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Re: Shitpost/Defend Tesla here! [trail] [ In reply to ]
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trail wrote:
jkhayc wrote:

FTR - X advertising seems to get good ROI for the advertiser


Well particularly for Tesla, which I assume gets the bro deal rate.

yes, i would imagine they have favorable rates, which is quite common among related companies.
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Re: Shitpost/Defend Tesla here! [trail] [ In reply to ]
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trail wrote:
DavHamm wrote:
Really, any links to some.. Curious what a Tesla Ad looks like with no marketing department.

They're on...wait for...X. And trail doesn't do X. Also on FB, and I don't do FB either.

Actually, tesla ads are all over YouTube too.

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Re: Shitpost/Defend Tesla here! [DarkSpeedWorks] [ In reply to ]
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That Cybertruck tent add-on really came out great! $100K dutch oven if you fart in there with that airflow.


Last edited by: trail: Apr 3, 24 6:21
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Re: Shitpost/Defend Tesla here! [trail] [ In reply to ]
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Yeah, having unhinged people run companies rarely turns out well.

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