Login required to started new threads

Login required to post replies

Prev Next
Jesus was gay?
Quote | Reply
If I was a betting man I would say have to say no, but I do think Jesus would have no problem telling another man his sandals looked fabulous. Personally, I'm offended they depicted Jesus as a white man. Alternative facts for you, alternative facts for you, alternative facts for everyone!

https://www.foxnews.com/...christians-jesus-gay
Quote Reply
Re: Jesus was gay? [TimeIsUp] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
Now imagine if they did the same with the Prophet Mohammed.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
Quote Reply
Re: Jesus was gay? [TimeIsUp] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
12 dudes in robes hanging out together with no women to be found? Not that there is anything wrong with that.

I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.
Quote Reply
Re: Jesus was gay? [TimeIsUp] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
He never married and had 12 close guy "friends". He kept encouraging people to turn the "other" cheek.
There is even a bible passage that talk about Doubting Thomas fingering his holes.
That boy be 100% gay.

Remember - It's important to be comfortable in your own skin... because it turns out society frowns on wearing other people's
Quote Reply
Re: Jesus was gay? [TimeIsUp] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
How many of those 1m offended Christians would give a shit about a cartoon of Muhammad?
Quote Reply
Re: Jesus was gay? [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
BLeP wrote:
Now imagine if they did the same with the Prophet Mohammed.

What, you don't think Muslims are capable of submitting a petition like Christians?

"The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."
Quote Reply
Re: Jesus was gay? [jkca1] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
jkca1 wrote:
BLeP wrote:
Now imagine if they did the same with the Prophet Mohammed.


What, you don't think Muslims are capable of submitting a petition like Christians?

Oh some would. Others would just start killing whitey.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
Quote Reply
Re: Jesus was gay? [jkca1] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
Here is my favourite joke to tell social conservative religious types who oppose to gay couples having kids:


Q: You know what made Jesus gay?
A: Because he had 2 dads



Remember - It's important to be comfortable in your own skin... because it turns out society frowns on wearing other people's
Quote Reply
Re: Jesus was gay? [TimeIsUp] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
Just wait, the next thing there going to come out with is that Jesus was Jewish.

Just Triing
Triathlete since 9:56:39 AM EST Aug 20, 2006.
Be kind English is my 2nd language. My primary language is Dave it's a unique evolution of English.
Quote Reply
Re: Jesus was gay? [DavHamm] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
DavHamm wrote:
Just wait, the next thing there going to come out with is that Jesus was Jewish.

I have always wondered how Christian anti-Semites get around that little bit of history.

"The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."
Quote Reply
Re: Jesus was gay? [Guff] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
Guff wrote:
Here is my favourite joke to tell social conservative religious types who oppose to gay couples having kids:


Q: You know what made Jesus gay?
A: Because he had 2 dads


That actually wouldn't mean Jesus was gay, just his two dads. Logic fail. Deduct 3. Execution failm Deduct 3. Double minor add on Deduct 4.
Quote Reply
Re: Jesus was gay? [TimeIsUp] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
They send out an online petition, which a mill+ signed, for Netflix to cancel the show... which would be remarkably stupid because now there's even more free advertising and reasons to go watch the show... to be outraged and talk about the show more. So, how does this whole petition thing supposed to work again?






Take a short break from ST and read my blog:
http://tri-banter.blogspot.com/
Quote Reply
Re: Jesus was gay? [Tri-Banter] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
Tri-Banter wrote:
They send out an online petition, which a mill+ signed, for Netflix to cancel the show... which would be remarkably stupid because now there's even more free advertising and reasons to go watch the show... to be outraged and talk about the show more. So, how does this whole petition thing supposed to work again?

I never would have watched or heard about the show without the petition. Now, well my Saturday afternoon is planned out.

"The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."
Quote Reply
Re: Jesus was gay? [Tri-Banter] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
Tri-Banter wrote:
They send out an online petition, which a mill+ signed, for Netflix to cancel the show... which would be remarkably stupid because now there's even more free advertising and reasons to go watch the show... to be outraged and talk about the show more. So, how does this whole petition thing supposed to work again?

Ask Barbara Streisand
Quote Reply
Re: Jesus was gay? [windywave] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
windywave wrote:
Guff wrote:
Here is my favourite joke to tell social conservative religious types who oppose to gay couples having kids:


Q: You know what made Jesus gay?
A: Because he had 2 dads



That actually wouldn't mean Jesus was gay, just his two dads. Logic fail. Deduct 3. Execution failm Deduct 3. Double minor add on Deduct 4.

Ruining a joke through nitpicking. Deduct 25 points.
Quote Reply
Re: Jesus was gay? [Kay Serrar] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
Kay Serrar wrote:
windywave wrote:
Guff wrote:
Here is my favourite joke to tell social conservative religious types who oppose to gay couples having kids:


Q: You know what made Jesus gay?
A: Because he had 2 dads



That actually wouldn't mean Jesus was gay, just his two dads. Logic fail. Deduct 3. Execution failm Deduct 3. Double minor add on Deduct 4.

Ruining a joke through nitpicking. Deduct 25 points.

Ruined it? It wasn't funny and is obviously illogical
Quote Reply
Re: Jesus was gay? [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
BLeP wrote:
Now imagine if they did the same with the Prophet Mohammed.

Yeah, for all the flack that Christians get for their violent history, I'm out on a limp by saying no one is going to get killed over this.
Quote Reply
Re: Jesus was gay? [windywave] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
windywave wrote:
Ruined it? It wasn't funny and is obviously illogical

The humour of it is in the silly little paradox.

Religious conservatives believe that having two fathers makes people gay.
They also naturally balk at Jesus being gay.
And their dogma tells them Jesus has two fathers (Joseph and God).

Yet those three statements clearly create a paradox.


P.S. Damn you for making me explain this.

Remember - It's important to be comfortable in your own skin... because it turns out society frowns on wearing other people's
Quote Reply
Re: Jesus was gay? [jkca1] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
Now, well my Saturday afternoon is planned out
---

Let us know how much outrage you have on Sunday






Take a short break from ST and read my blog:
http://tri-banter.blogspot.com/
Quote Reply
Re: Jesus was gay? [jkca1] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
jkca1 wrote:
DavHamm wrote:
Just wait, the next thing there going to come out with is that Jesus was Jewish.

I have always wondered how Christian anti-Semites get around that little bit of history.

Get around it, it’s why they are antisemites.

Jews overwhelmingly rejected Jesus, and had him killed.
Quote Reply
Re: Jesus was gay? [jkca1] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
jkca1 wrote:
DavHamm wrote:
Just wait, the next thing there going to come out with is that Jesus was Jewish.


I have always wondered how Christian anti-Semites get around that little bit of history.

When Jesus' Jewishness was mentioned to the conservative Baptist mother of a friend of mine, her response was: "Yes, but he wasn't THAT kind of Jew."

Not sure what "THAT kind of Jew" is, but that was her response. This was in the 1980s for historical context.

''The enemy isn't conservatism. The enemy isn't liberalism. The enemy is bulls**t.''

—Lars-Erik Nelson
Quote Reply
Re: Jesus was gay? [Guff] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
Guff wrote:
windywave wrote:
Ruined it? It wasn't funny and is obviously illogical

The humour of it is in the silly little paradox.

Religious conservatives believe that having two fathers makes people gay.
They also naturally balk at Jesus being gay.
And their dogma tells them Jesus has two fathers (Joseph and God).

Yet those three statements clearly create a paradox.


P.S. Damn you for making me explain this.

But he was raised in a household with a mother and father. The joke still fails. (Also you know what they say about if you have to explain a joke....)
Quote Reply
Re: Jesus was gay? [windywave] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
windywave wrote:
Guff wrote:
windywave wrote:
Ruined it? It wasn't funny and is obviously illogical


The humour of it is in the silly little paradox.

Religious conservatives believe that having two fathers makes people gay.
They also naturally balk at Jesus being gay.
And their dogma tells them Jesus has two fathers (Joseph and God).

Yet those three statements clearly create a paradox.


P.S. Damn you for making me explain this.


But he was raised in a household with a mother and father. The joke still fails. (Also you know what they say about if you have to explain a joke....)

You know, I grew up Catholic and I don't like ripping on the Virgin Mary. But if your young daughter came home pregnant and said, "Honest, I've never had sex. God must have done it." You'd probably have your doubts.

I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.
Quote Reply
Re: Jesus was gay? [ThisIsIt] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
ThisIsIt wrote:
jkca1 wrote:
DavHamm wrote:
Just wait, the next thing there going to come out with is that Jesus was Jewish.


I have always wondered how Christian anti-Semites get around that little bit of history.


Get around it, it’s why they are antisemites.

Jews overwhelmingly rejected Jesus, and had him killed.

yeah, and that is why he converted to Christianity before he was crucified. Unfortunately that just pissed off the Jews even more.
Quote Reply
Re: Jesus was gay? [j p o] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
j p o wrote:
windywave wrote:
Guff wrote:
windywave wrote:
Ruined it? It wasn't funny and is obviously illogical


The humour of it is in the silly little paradox.

Religious conservatives believe that having two fathers makes people gay.
They also naturally balk at Jesus being gay.
And their dogma tells them Jesus has two fathers (Joseph and God).

Yet those three statements clearly create a paradox.


P.S. Damn you for making me explain this.


But he was raised in a household with a mother and father. The joke still fails. (Also you know what they say about if you have to explain a joke....)

You know, I grew up Catholic and I don't like ripping on the Virgin Mary. But if your young daughter came home pregnant and said, "Honest, I've never had sex. God must have done it." You'd probably have your doubts.

No an angel told her God did it.
Quote Reply

Prev Next