Watching our Carny stuffed into a tuxedo at the dinner, this whole British pomp looks ridiculous. Wonder how much money wasted on this stuff?

And watching bonespurs review the redcoats...he probably liked their headgear, but probably suggested it be bleach blond.

So how tall is that Queen anyway? In the pictures she looks like she is under 5 feet, maybe 4"9 or so. Little one.

The funniest part of this deal is Trump saying Markle is Nasty while on tape and then going back and saying. "Na uh, I never said that" When they have him on the damn tape saying it.

Hope he doesn't pull a Frank Drebbin with the Queen at the ball tonight.

I think he already commented on the headgear of the royal guard to the queen: "nice beavers!"

Liars gonna lie.

all his adult kids and several of their spouses are there. Even Tiffany is there!. Why are US taxpayers paying for the Trump family vacation?

Would be interested in seeing the total cost for both countries. if there really is 1000 people from the US there as i think i saw on the BBC, and all that hardware they take with them, the cost to plan and execute that trip must be more than Trump's businesses can lose in a year.

The cost for extra police in London must be tens of millions - but he does bring in a lot of protesters to spend money in the city and help local businesses; and is also good for the giant inflatable baby industry.

Where were the Opposition leader and the Speaker of the House? Talk about classless.

I believe they were outside calling him a sexual predator

As to the speaker, I genuinely do not know if he'd ordinarily be invited

He is usually invited. The fucking douche. He's such a smug fuck. I hope he's bankrupted by sexual harassment suits after he leaves

They took the opportunity to add "snubbed Donald Trump" to their political resume. That shit sells well in countries not named USA.

Classy? Nope.

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How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

Well when it your best ally ever.... I could see Corbyn becoming Speaker and Trump going Fuck you and imposing economic sanctions and a naval blockade.

Corbyn is a uncouth classless commie which is fine. That's what he has been and always will be.

Bercow is just an unmitigated douche whom I detest.

So, it's not cool to treat your allies like shit?

When did that start?

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How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

I agree about both HOWEVER bercow is all that sits between the UK and the fucking lunatics of the UK tea party

Eyeroll emoji

the very first time you and i agree on anything. i could also see trump doing that.

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Dan Empfield
aka Slowman

False. Poorly executed I deduct 2 points.

Is Trump too miserly to spring for a half way decent tailor? His suits look off the peg but for someone with arms and legs 2 inches longer than his. His white tie combo last night looked appalling. A student hiring white tie for a ball with a hour to spare could have got a much better fit. He looked comically badly turned out.

he famously wears his ties too long, looks like he went the same way with the vest, and the tailor didn't know to adjust the jacket hem down to compensate.

either way, good advice from experts probably wasn't taken

Corbyn will never be speaker

Bercow will quit.

Nick boles would command a majority, I think they'll avoid repeating the bercow experience ;)

Corbyn could be PM though

Absolutely possible. Corbyn as PM is less crazy than Trump as President.

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Remember - It's important to be comfortable in your own skin... because it turns out society frowns on wearing other people's

I think at present that is extraordinarily unlikely given what's transpiring

Labour remain voters are moving to lib dem

Tory leave voters to brexit

Tory remain voter to lib dems

All Scots to SNP - Labour have been wiped out in scotland

I think we are looking a new tory pm going for another referendum

No tory is willingly going to commit to a general election by supporting a vote of no confidence UNLESS that individual comes back and attempts to push through "no deal"

There is no such thing as no deal. Eventually we would have to sit down to trade talks with EU if we want terms better than Afghanistan who trade on wto terms

The EU will say, sure, let's talk after you have paid 39bn, guaranteed citizen rights and no hard border in Ireland without using unicorn technology

Labour are unelectable with JC

Neither party at moment can rule without a coalition

Tories need dup as no one else would ever work with them except possibly a Brexit party but that might be tail wagging the dog

Labour would need greens, lib dems and Scots to rule. Won't happen without second ref In Scotland for snp and second in UK for lib dems

The shoes remind me of Cousin Eddie's shoes from Family Vacation too.

See now why would you go and insult Cousin Eddie like that? Just mean man.