I don't care about Donny Two-Scoops and whatever porn star he was giving hush money to, quite frankly, because he's Donny Two-Scoops. We're surprised by anything he's done or does?
But what I found amusing was the porn star payee's name. "Stormy Daniels." Good porn name. Not quite up there with Linda Lovelace or Jenna Jamison or John Holmes or Dick Rambone or the other instantly memorable names. It reminds me more of a soap opera actress's stage name, but it's a good one nonetheless.
So what's your porn name? Use these male and female charts to find out. Just take the initial of your first name and combine it with your month of birth and BAM! You're all set for a fulfilling (or filling, at least) career in the San Fernando Valley! ;-)
"Politics is just show business for ugly people."
But what I found amusing was the porn star payee's name. "Stormy Daniels." Good porn name. Not quite up there with Linda Lovelace or Jenna Jamison or John Holmes or Dick Rambone or the other instantly memorable names. It reminds me more of a soap opera actress's stage name, but it's a good one nonetheless.
So what's your porn name? Use these male and female charts to find out. Just take the initial of your first name and combine it with your month of birth and BAM! You're all set for a fulfilling (or filling, at least) career in the San Fernando Valley! ;-)
"Politics is just show business for ugly people."
