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Re: So a guy named War Machine has a porn star girlfriend and, surprise! Shit goes wrong... [Rambler]
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Re: So a guy named War Machine has a porn star girlfriend and, surprise! Shit goes wrong... [Rambler]
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Rambler wrote:
The letter on right looks like a K to me, the one in the middle maybe. What do you think it says?The porn star's name is Christy Mack. The tattoo says Mack.
How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
Re: So a guy named War Machine has a porn star girlfriend and, surprise! Shit goes wrong... [BLeP]
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What happens when he breaks up with the porn star, does he become a Mack truck fan?
Re: So a guy named War Machine has a porn star girlfriend and, surprise! Shit goes wrong... [Rambler]
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Rambler wrote:
What happens when he breaks up with the porn star, does he become a Mack truck fan?Something tells me this guy might not be a long term thinker.
Slowguy
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Re: So a guy named War Machine has a porn star girlfriend and, surprise! Shit goes wrong... [slowguy]
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slowguy wrote:
Something tells me this guy might not be a thinker.
Fixed it for you.
Re: So a guy named War Machine has a porn star girlfriend and, surprise! Shit goes wrong... [NJSteve]
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NJSteve wrote:
Something tells me this guy might not be long term.
Fixed it for you.
(as in he will not be taken alive)
Re: So a guy named War Machine has a porn star girlfriend and, surprise! Shit goes wrong... [slowguy]
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If these two can't make it work there's no hope for any of us!
Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.
- Chinese proverb
Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.
- Chinese proverb
Re: So a guy named War Machine has a porn star girlfriend and, surprise! Shit goes wrong... [Duffy]
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I like the Property Of ... Tattoo. I am going to suggest that my wife gets one. I will post pictures, as I am sure she will think it is a great idea and get one right away.
Re: So a guy named War Machine has a porn star girlfriend and, surprise! Shit goes wrong... [rick_pcfl]
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I can't think of a better way to show her how much you love her than making her get a tattoo like that.
Surprise morning anal sex is a close second.
Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.
- Chinese proverb
Surprise morning anal sex is a close second.
Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.
- Chinese proverb
Re: So a guy named War Machine has a porn star girlfriend and, surprise! Shit goes wrong... [rick_pcfl]
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rick_pcfl wrote:
I like the Property Of ... Tattoo. I am going to suggest that my wife gets one. I will post pictures, as I am sure she will think it is a great idea and get one right away.don't you think you should tell her she getting one? you know, to go along with the Propery Of persona.
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Re: So a guy named War Machine has a porn star girlfriend and, surprise! Shit goes wrong... [Duffy]
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Duffy wrote:
I can't think of a better way to show her how much you love her than making her get a tattoo like that. Surprise morning anal sex is a close second.
Now you're sounding like my prison bunkmate.
Re: So a guy named War Machine has a porn star girlfriend and, surprise! Shit goes wrong... [Duffy]
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Found by police in the ever so creative hiding place of a hotel in Simi Valley...
http://www.foxsports.com/...klong-manhunt-081514
Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.
- Chinese proverb
http://www.foxsports.com/...klong-manhunt-081514
Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.
- Chinese proverb
Re: So a guy named War Machine has a porn star girlfriend and, surprise! Shit goes wrong... [Duffy]
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Yeah, he's a criminal mastermind . . .
“This is yet another example of how our joint agency efforts are apprehending fugitives who think they can hide,” Nevada U.S. Marshall Christopher Hoye said in a statement.
Yeah, thank goodness for those joint agency efforts. If not for those, who knows how long War Machine would have run free?
Also, I think everyone in law enforcement today watched entirely too much GI Joe as kids. How else to explain the embarrassingly bad acronyms?
Jonathan Koppenhaver, who is also known as War Machine, was arrested by the Nevada Fugitive Investigative Strike Team, or FIST, led by U.S. Marshalls, and Simi Valley police Friday afternoon after a week-long, two state manhunt for the mixed martial artist.
"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world."
“This is yet another example of how our joint agency efforts are apprehending fugitives who think they can hide,” Nevada U.S. Marshall Christopher Hoye said in a statement.
Yeah, thank goodness for those joint agency efforts. If not for those, who knows how long War Machine would have run free?
Also, I think everyone in law enforcement today watched entirely too much GI Joe as kids. How else to explain the embarrassingly bad acronyms?
Jonathan Koppenhaver, who is also known as War Machine, was arrested by the Nevada Fugitive Investigative Strike Team, or FIST, led by U.S. Marshalls, and Simi Valley police Friday afternoon after a week-long, two state manhunt for the mixed martial artist.
"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world."
Re: So a guy named War Machine has a porn star girlfriend and, surprise! Shit goes wrong... [vitus979]
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This is essentially an extreme domestic abuse case and they had two police agencies doing a huge manhunt for the guy - who wasn't even armed. Does anyone here wonder if they would have even bothered looking that hard if it wasn't all over the media and there wasn't an MMA fighter and a porn star involved?
My sister said it best when she was looking for government support regarding Lyme disease here in Canada: "We just need a celebrity or someone's close relative to catch the disease and then we will get all the help we need." So sad.
My sister said it best when she was looking for government support regarding Lyme disease here in Canada: "We just need a celebrity or someone's close relative to catch the disease and then we will get all the help we need." So sad.
Re: So a guy named War Machine has a porn star girlfriend and, surprise! Shit goes wrong... [David B]
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David B wrote:
This is essentially an extreme domestic abuse case and they had two police agencies doing a huge manhunt for the guy - who wasn't even armed. Does anyone here wonder if they would have even bothered looking that hard if it wasn't all over the media and there wasn't an MMA fighter and a porn star involved? My sister said it best when she was looking for government support regarding Lyme disease here in Canada: "We just need a celebrity or someone's close relative to catch the disease and then we will get all the help we need." So sad.
I agree with you to a point, but if you look at the tweet history of this Douche Machine guy (none of which I knew about until he beat up the hot, sexy, takes it up the butt C. Mack) he has threatened numerous times to kill a bunch of people and then kill himself, among other threats. They kind of have to take that seriously given today's climate. Plus the cops didn't want Dog to find him first because that's embarrassing.
And lastly, how maybe of those LEOs do you think are spanking it while watching Ms. Mack take a double anal? They're all in love with her.
Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.
- Chinese proverb
Re: So a guy named War Machine has a porn star girlfriend and, surprise! Shit goes wrong... [vitus979]
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vitus979 wrote:
Yeah, he's a criminal mastermind . . . “This is yet another example of how our joint agency efforts are apprehending fugitives who think they can hide,” Nevada U.S. Marshall Christopher Hoye said in a statement.
Yeah, thank goodness for those joint agency efforts. If not for those, who knows how long War Machine would have run free?
Also, I think everyone in law enforcement today watched entirely too much GI Joe as kids. How else to explain the embarrassingly bad acronyms?
Jonathan Koppenhaver, who is also known as War Machine, was arrested by the Nevada Fugitive Investigative Strike Team, or FIST, led by U.S. Marshalls, and Simi Valley police Friday afternoon after a week-long, two state manhunt for the mixed martial artist.
Post of the year.
"In the world I see you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Towers. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying stripes of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway." T Durden
Re: So a guy named War Machine has a porn star girlfriend and, surprise! Shit goes wrong... [Rambler]
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Rambler wrote:
The letter on right looks like a K to me, the one in the middle maybe. What do you think it says?Looks like MACK to me.
Re: So a guy named War Machine has a porn star girlfriend and, surprise! Shit goes wrong... [Duffy]
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And lastly, how maybe of those LEOs do you think are spanking it while watching Ms. Mack take a double anal? They're all in love with her.She's on the cover of this months Inked magazine, the sex issue.
Slowguy
(insert pithy phrase here...)
Re: So a guy named War Machine has a porn star girlfriend and, surprise! Shit goes wrong... [Duffy]
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Oops.
"In the world I see you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Towers. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying stripes of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway." T Durden
"In the world I see you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Towers. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying stripes of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway." T Durden
Re: So a guy named War Machine has a porn star girlfriend and, surprise! Shit goes wrong... [slowguy]
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And lastly, how maybe of those LEOs do you think are spanking it while watching Ms. Mack take a double anal? They're all in love with her.She's on the cover of this months Inked magazine, the sex issue.
Good for her. She's a good looking chick. Ankles are a little thick and she has an unfortunate situation going on with her labia minora, but other than that...
Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.
- Chinese proverb
Re: So a guy named War Machine has a porn star girlfriend and, surprise! Shit goes wrong... [Duffy]
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Update: http://www.cagepotato.com/...ison-without-parole/
Facing life w/o parole. Damn.
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"Sweep the leg...Do you have a problem with that?" - John Kreese
Facing life w/o parole. Damn.
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"Sweep the leg...Do you have a problem with that?" - John Kreese
Re: So a guy named War Machine has a porn star girlfriend and, surprise! Shit goes wrong... [CobraKai Triguy]
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'In the end, the fighter born Jon Koppenhaver hadn’t fled to Canada or Mexico, as was rumored — he simply jumped the Nevada/California border and holed up in a budget hotel with some pizza.'
"The runner-up John Dunbar, a US Navy Seal, led after the second transition and had a chance to win but ran out of water on the marathon course; his support crew resorted to giving him beer instead." -http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ironman_Triathlon
"The runner-up John Dunbar, a US Navy Seal, led after the second transition and had a chance to win but ran out of water on the marathon course; his support crew resorted to giving him beer instead." -http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ironman_Triathlon
Re: So a guy named War Machine has a porn star girlfriend and, surprise! Shit goes wrong... [CobraKai Triguy]
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What state actually allowed him to change his name to War Machine?
How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
Re: So a guy named War Machine has a porn star girlfriend and, surprise! Shit goes wrong... [BLeP]
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BLeP wrote:
What state actually allowed him to change his name to War Machine?I believe the same one that allowed meta world peace (California of course)
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"Sweep the leg...Do you have a problem with that?" - John Kreese
Re: So a guy named War Machine has a porn star girlfriend and, surprise! Shit goes wrong... [vitus979]
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vitus979 wrote:
Yeah, he's a criminal mastermind . . . “This is yet another example of how our joint agency efforts are apprehending fugitives who think they can hide,” Nevada U.S. Marshall Christopher Hoye said in a statement.
Yeah, thank goodness for those joint agency efforts. If not for those, who knows how long War Machine would have run free?
Also, I think everyone in law enforcement today watched entirely too much GI Joe as kids. How else to explain the embarrassingly bad acronyms?
Jonathan Koppenhaver, who is also known as War Machine, was arrested by the Nevada Fugitive Investigative Strike Team, or FIST, led by U.S. Marshalls, and Simi Valley police Friday afternoon after a week-long, two state manhunt for the mixed martial artist.
I'm sorry but how did nobody point out that a guy who dated and beat a porn star was eventually FISTed himself?