OK, Vitus has convinced me to stop posting political stuff. Anyway, my man won and anything I would say seems like gloating, so here is a non-political question (four-part)--

Have you/would you ever hold a cell phone conversation while sitting on the throne? Is there a mute button you can press during critical moments? What would you say if the person on the other end caught on and realized where you were? What if someone called you and you realized it--Would you wash your ear?

Reason I ask is I just got back from the head, and there was a guy in there talking on his phone.