That's a bald move.

That’s shear madness.

Ewe you look marvelous, darling.

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The secret of a long life is you try not to shorten it.
-Nobody

fleeced of his fleece? And now wearing a blanket of poly fleece. The miracles of modern science.

They should have left some mutton chops on him

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I miss YaHey

Finally captured after living life on the lam

Sheep to barber - "Wooled you mind taking a little off the top?"

Bit of a hairy job, I’d imagine.

If I had ears like that I'd wear my hair long too.

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I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.

short baaack and sides

I recognize that jacket he's wearing. They sell them at Woolworths.

I think you meant “sheep to baa-baa”

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Proud member of the MSF (Maple Syrup Mafia)

Baarak Have 'U sein' my new look?

That one was right there in front of me and I missed it. Glad you saw it.

Fake News!
Just somebody trying to pull the wool over our eyes.

plot twist:

Baaarak is female and is an absolute ewenit

Extra clever!

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Eliot
blog thing - strava thing

The before picture kinda looks like Ja-Baa-Baa the Hutt

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

I'm sure he felt a little sheepish after being recaptured and realizing that living on a farm is so much more comfortable

And somehow PETA thinks this is animal abuse to sheer sheep. Yikes.

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~Brad

It looks like life for her took a ewe turn. She looks to be in a baaaaad mood.

now that it's a feta compli he'll get over it

This thread is the GOAT.

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''The enemy isn't conservatism. The enemy isn't liberalism. The enemy is bulls**t.''

—Lars-Erik Nelson

Pretty sure that is a sheep.

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I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.

They feel the same when you close your eyes.

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Eliot
blog thing - strava thing

Me too.

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''The enemy isn't conservatism. The enemy isn't liberalism. The enemy is bulls**t.''

—Lars-Erik Nelson

Not baaaaaaaaaad.

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They constantly try to escape from the darkness outside and within
Dreaming of systems so perfect that no one will need to be good T.S. Eliot

People should clean under the sofa more often

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They constantly try to escape from the darkness outside and within
Dreaming of systems so perfect that no one will need to be good T.S. Eliot

"Milk a bull and you've got a friend for life"

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

These jokes are great, so hopefully a serious comment is okay. That sheep must feel so cold!

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maybe she's born with it, maybe it's chlorine
If you're injured and need some sympathy, PM me and I'm very happy to write back.
disclaimer: PhD not MD

So cold it's shearvaaaaaaaaaahring.

he felt worse before!

Dr. Tigerchik wrote:

True.
He also must have dense bones from supporting all that wool weight.

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maybe she's born with it, maybe it's chlorine
If you're injured and need some sympathy, PM me and I'm very happy to write back.
disclaimer: PhD not MD

just to cap this off, Baarak's story is up on youTube. He was immense, poor guy. This may bring a tear . . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWf_S_LhV34

You mutton get too emotional.

rick_pcfl: Harry's Razor blades - just learned something

before and after

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Chris
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“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!”
― Hunter S. Thompson,

He was living the good life as a matte artist's muse. That's all gone now, and he's not happy about it. Says Baarak in a recent interview with Sheeple Magazine:
"I was hopping along, minding my own business. All of a sudden, up he comes. Shaves me. One minute I'm an artist's muse with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by your leave. 'You're cured mate.' Bloody do-gooder."

  
He looks unshorn of himself.

Correction - He looks rather shorn of himself :-)

all the same, he must be giving shanks