Resolved: Florida Must Be Expelled From The United States

Nov 9, 18 11:00

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So I see pretty much the same kind of idiocy that disquieted the nation so acutely back in 2000 is once again rearing its pointy, little and ugly head down in the Sunshine State.

Can't we just kick Florida out of the Union and be done with it before any more of them escape and turn us all into zombies or something? ;-)

"Politics is just show business for ugly people."

Re: Resolved: Florida Must Be Expelled From The United States [big kahuna] [ In reply to ]

Nov 9, 18 11:05

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big kahuna wrote:

So I see pretty much the same kind of idiocy that disquieted the nation so acutely back in 2000 is once again rearing its pointy, little and ugly head down in the Sunshine State.

Can't we just kick Florida out of the Union and be done with it before any more of them escape and turn us all into zombies or something? ;-)

We were fine down here in the sunshine State before all Y'all carpetbaggers came down and screwed everything up! Now Git!!

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Re: Resolved: Florida Must Be Expelled From The United States [big kahuna] [ In reply to ]

Nov 9, 18 11:06

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big kahuna wrote:

So I see pretty much the same kind of idiocy that disquieted the nation so acutely back in 2000 is once again rearing its pointy, little and ugly head down in the Sunshine State. Can't we just kick Florida out of the Union and be done with it before any more of them escape and turn us all into zombies or something? ;-)

You may be onto something there. Just cut 'em loose. With Florida gone the US would instantly be 33.6% less crazy.

Remember - It's important to be comfortable in your own skin... because it turns out society frowns on wearing other people's

Re: Resolved: Florida Must Be Expelled From The United States [Guffaw] [ In reply to ]

Nov 9, 18 11:11

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Guffaw wrote:

big kahuna wrote:

So I see pretty much the same kind of idiocy that disquieted the nation so acutely back in 2000 is once again rearing its pointy, little and ugly head down in the Sunshine State. Can't we just kick Florida out of the Union and be done with it before any more of them escape and turn us all into zombies or something? ;-)

You may be onto something there. Just cut 'em loose. With Florida gone the US would instantly be 33.6% less crazy.

Most of the crazy people now in Florida are transplants of other states. Stoopid Yankees!!

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Re: Resolved: Florida Must Be Expelled From The United States [big kahuna] [ In reply to ]

Nov 9, 18 11:12

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Somehow, I feel targeted by this post.

Re: Resolved: Florida Must Be Expelled From The United States [big kahuna] [ In reply to ]

Nov 9, 18 11:17

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California's nuts, too. Maybe it's all the sun?

Re: Resolved: Florida Must Be Expelled From The United States [SRQ_3sport] [ In reply to ]

Nov 9, 18 11:22

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SRQ_3sport wrote:

Guffaw wrote:

big kahuna wrote:

So I see pretty much the same kind of idiocy that disquieted the nation so acutely back in 2000 is once again rearing its pointy, little and ugly head down in the Sunshine State. Can't we just kick Florida out of the Union and be done with it before any more of them escape and turn us all into zombies or something? ;-)

You may be onto something there. Just cut 'em loose. With Florida gone the US would instantly be 33.6% less crazy.

Most of the crazy people now in Florida are transplants of other states. Stoopid Yankees!!

Tallahassee yoga studio shooter? From New York and Maryland. I would say that the northern states are sending us all of their crazy people, but I know for sure that they're keeping plenty for local use.

Re: Resolved: Florida Must Be Expelled From The United States [rick_pcfl] [ In reply to ]

Nov 9, 18 11:25

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rick_pcfl wrote:

SRQ_3sport wrote:

Guffaw wrote:

big kahuna wrote:

So I see pretty much the same kind of idiocy that disquieted the nation so acutely back in 2000 is once again rearing its pointy, little and ugly head down in the Sunshine State. Can't we just kick Florida out of the Union and be done with it before any more of them escape and turn us all into zombies or something? ;-)

You may be onto something there. Just cut 'em loose. With Florida gone the US would instantly be 33.6% less crazy.

Most of the crazy people now in Florida are transplants of other states. Stoopid Yankees!!

Tallahassee yoga studio shooter? From New York and Maryland. I would say that the northern states are sending us all of their crazy people, but I know for sure that they're keeping plenty for local use.

I'm still in NY....

Re: Resolved: Florida Must Be Expelled From The United States [big kahuna] [ In reply to ]

Nov 9, 18 11:33

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I think your idea has merit...but if we kick Florida out of the union, where are the old people going to go while waiting to die?

Re: Resolved: Florida Must Be Expelled From The United States [big kahuna] [ In reply to ]

Nov 9, 18 11:33

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Having visited Florida twice in the past few years and driven 1,500 miles all over the state last time I was there... I happily concur, losing Florida would be a good thing. Just gotta build a wall first so the crazies don't try to escape.

Re: Resolved: Florida Must Be Expelled From The United States [big kahuna] [ In reply to ]

Nov 9, 18 12:11

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big kahuna wrote:

So I see pretty much the same kind of idiocy that disquieted the nation so acutely back in 2000 is once again rearing its pointy, little and ugly head down in the Sunshine State.

Can't we just kick Florida out of the Union and be done with it before any more of them escape and turn us all into zombies or something? ;-)

Straight up trade Florida for Cuba?

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Re: Resolved: Florida Must Be Expelled From The United States [Go Pound Sand] [ In reply to ]

Nov 9, 18 13:03

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Go Pound Sand wrote:

I think your idea has merit...but if we kick Florida out of the union, where are the old people going to go while waiting to die?

Current choice #2: Arizona.

Re: Resolved: Florida Must Be Expelled From The United States [scorpio516] [ In reply to ]

Nov 9, 18 13:10

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just break the pan off the panhandle and that would suffice.

Re: Resolved: Florida Must Be Expelled From The United States [big kahuna] [ In reply to ]

Nov 9, 18 13:50

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The best part of this election was that Broward "hanging chard" County created a ballot such that the Senate ballot question was placed off in a corner that no one looked at. Estimated that 3% of people just missed that area.

Re: Resolved: Florida Must Be Expelled From The United States [SRQ_3sport] [ In reply to ]

Nov 9, 18 13:54

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SRQ_3sport wrote:

big kahuna wrote:

So I see pretty much the same kind of idiocy that disquieted the nation so acutely back in 2000 is once again rearing its pointy, little and ugly head down in the Sunshine State.

Can't we just kick Florida out of the Union and be done with it before any more of them escape and turn us all into zombies or something? ;-)

We were fine down here in the sunshine State before all Y'all carpetbaggers came down and screwed everything up! Now Git!!

There definitely is a snowbird infestation, and they hang out in all those condo canyons, that's for sure. :-)

"Politics is just show business for ugly people."

Re: Resolved: Florida Must Be Expelled From The United States [Francois] [ In reply to ]

Nov 9, 18 13:57

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Francois wrote:

Somehow, I feel targeted by this post.

Nope. When you lived there, the state's average IQ increased greatly. Can you move back there, ASAP?

"Politics is just show business for ugly people."

Re: Resolved: Florida Must Be Expelled From The United States [Go Pound Sand] [ In reply to ]

Nov 9, 18 13:58

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Go Pound Sand wrote:

I think your idea has merit...but if we kick Florida out of the union, where are the old people going to go while waiting to die?

Back to f*cking New York and Connecticut!! ;-)

"Politics is just show business for ugly people."

Re: Resolved: Florida Must Be Expelled From The United States [torrey] [ In reply to ]

Nov 9, 18 14:08

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torrey wrote:

The best part of this election was that Broward "hanging chard" County created a ballot such that the Senate ballot question was placed off in a corner that no one looked at. Estimated that 3% of people just missed that area.

Oh. My. F*cking. God. Are you serious? First it was butterfly ballots, and now this. Can't those morons down there just design a simple ballot? Is that too much to ask?

And who's the supervisor of elections down there? Somebody named "Doctor Brenda Snipes," right? What's she a doctor of? Screwing up elections?

"Politics is just show business for ugly people."

Re: Resolved: Florida Must Be Expelled From The United States [big kahuna] [ In reply to ]

Nov 9, 18 14:14

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That's kinda like cutting off your dick though...

Suffer Well.

Re: Resolved: Florida Must Be Expelled From The United States [torrey] [ In reply to ]

Nov 9, 18 14:25

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torrey wrote:

The best part of this election was that Broward "hanging chard" County created a ballot such that the Senate ballot question was placed off in a corner that no one looked at. Estimated that 3% of people just missed that area.

Re: Resolved: Florida Must Be Expelled From The United States [jmh] [ In reply to ]

Nov 9, 18 14:28

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jmh wrote:

That's kinda like cutting off your dick though...

Yeah... and then there's the question of the nuts. What happens to those?

"Politics is just show business for ugly people."

Re: Resolved: Florida Must Be Expelled From The United States [big kahuna] [ In reply to ]

Nov 9, 18 14:34

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Just keep drilling baby, drilling.. Florida will be gone soon enough, some of it now, the rest by the time our kids/grandkids start taking their kids to Disneyland Cuba...

Re: Resolved: Florida Must Be Expelled From The United States [Go Pound Sand] [ In reply to ]

Nov 9, 18 15:51

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Go Pound Sand wrote:

I think your idea has merit...but if we kick Florida out of the union, where are the old people going to go while waiting to die?

They can go to New Jersey. It will speed things up as they would rather die than stay there. :)

Re: Resolved: Florida Must Be Expelled From The United States [rick_pcfl] [ In reply to ]

Nov 10, 18 8:57

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rick_pcfl wrote:

Go Pound Sand wrote:

I think your idea has merit...but if we kick Florida out of the union, where are the old people going to go while waiting to die?

They can go to New Jersey. It will speed things up as they would rather die than stay there. :)

Great Florida tourism brochure: ;-)

"Politics is just show business for ugly people."

Re: Resolved: Florida Must Be Expelled From The United States [big kahuna] [ In reply to ]

Nov 11, 18 3:36

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Suffer Well.

Re: Resolved: Florida Must Be Expelled From The United States [A-A-Ron] [ In reply to ]

Nov 11, 18 6:03

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I happily concur, losing Florida would be a good thing. Just gotta build a wall

And have Florida pay for it.

That'll show em.

Re: Resolved: Florida Must Be Expelled From The United States [big kahuna] [ In reply to ]

Nov 11, 18 7:05

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Re: Resolved: Florida Must Be Expelled From The United States [trail] [ In reply to ]

Nov 11, 18 7:34

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trail wrote:

How quickly can we get Bugs on this, you think? ;-)

"Politics is just show business for ugly people."

Last edited by: big kahuna: Nov 11, 18 7:35

Re: Resolved: Florida Must Be Expelled From The United States [A-A-Ron] [ In reply to ]

Nov 11, 18 15:09

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A-A-Ron wrote:

Having visited Florida twice in the past few years and driven 1,500 miles all over the state last time I was there... I happily concur, losing Florida would be a good thing. Just gotta build a wall first so the crazies don't try to escape.

And make Florida pay for it.

Re: Resolved: Florida Must Be Expelled From The United States [big kahuna] [ In reply to ]

Nov 12, 18 5:38

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I've said it before: Florida's not even supposed to be there

https://en.wikipedia.org/...erglades_Pseudoatoll

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Re: Resolved: Florida Must Be Expelled From The United States [big kahuna] [ In reply to ]

Nov 12, 18 5:56

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Was there last week....no objections here.

Re: Resolved: Florida Must Be Expelled From The United States [tyrod1] [ In reply to ]

Nov 12, 18 8:07

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tyrod1 wrote:

Was there last week....no objections here.

With each passing day that drags out that election down there, I think we need to rename the place FLORI-DUH! ;-)

"Politics is just show business for ugly people."

Re: Resolved: Florida Must Be Expelled From The United States [big kahuna] [ In reply to ]

Nov 12, 18 9:01

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Heard "duh" a lot there. Went to a gas station/convenience store called "WaWa". Yikes...happy vet day to u and others on board.

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