Why are you selling it? Is it a one size fits all? Do you accept western union transfers?

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"I swim because that's how I get to ride my bike."

you can tell me the size you need and we shall supply it to you.for more information email me om: mohammad8701@gmail.com

Thanks.

Ill take two!!

email me on: mohammad8701@gmail.com so that we can proceed.

does it come in clear and size 78?

buh-bye

I need a size 42 and I'd like to do the deal asap. I'll need 750 wheels as well to increase my speed! What is the price?

I'd prefer to do the negotiations here as it's a secure forum and gmail accounts are easily hacked.

Thx

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"I swim because that's how I get to ride my bike."

Hi,

Thanks for the mail,We shall supply you with the size 42 and also the 750wheels,the price of the bike is $3450usd,and regarding the payment we accept western union money transfer.

If you are ready to buy the bike today the shipment will proceed today and you will be getting it in 2days time through FedEx.

Shipping bill is free.

All you need to do is get back to me with the information below:

Full Name:

Address:

Tel No:

Get back to me with these information so that we can proceed.

Kindly send these information to my mail for security reasons ok.{mohammad8701@gmail.com}

Awaiting your response
Regards

Changed my mind.
I want three units.
I need three sizes:
1) 42
1) 43.5
1) 44
All need to have the 750 wheel size. For my safety and protection I would prefer that you post your account details on the forum so that I and other interested buyers can make a combined purchase.

Can you shipped the bikes to Havana, Cuba two day air?

I would like to get my SS# painted on my bike. Would you need that too?

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I *heart* weak, dumb ass people...

Would you consider $3000 usd funds? I recently had some unexpected expenses to deal with. I would keep the price private if you could do $3000! Can you ship the bike before friday? I have an offroad TT on May 7th and need the bike by then.

thx

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"I swim because that's how I get to ride my bike."

Hello,to you kind sir,
I am the unrecognised true King of Australia and have been oppressed by the illegal government of this land.I have $100,000,000 in Australian currency buried in a shoe box on a nearby mountain top but my government is trying to take what is rightfully mine.Unfortunately I do not have the resources to find the money and need your help.If you send me $10,000USD so I can buy hiking boots and a shovel I will gladly send you $1,000,000USD once I have recovered the funds.

Please send me you full name,bank name and account details and I will make sure you are rewarded for your kind deeds.

The true believers will tell the story of your generosity for generations.

Sincerely

His Royal Majesty King Ima Scam

I'm interested. i'm gonna run a backtrace first.

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Strava

do you have the downhill MTB racer version of the P4 with the elliptical wheels? if so please advise where i can arrange an immediate wire transfer to begin our transaction. thanking.

Not Interested, as I have the P4 Red Triathalon edition already. However I am looking to upgrade to the P5. Do you have any of those, size 54?

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There was a seller here last week selling a P4 for half that price. Can you price match?

I am the unrecognised true King of Australia and have been oppressed by the illegal government of this land


that is SO good, i'll be using that line later today!

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"Do you spend time with your family? Good. Because a man that doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man" V. Corleone

King Ima,

The mountains of Australia are fairly treacherous if my recollection from geography taught in Texas public school is correct. I better send you double just to make sure you have enough supplies. I’m only asking for 50% of the $100,000,000 because you are taking on a majority of the risk. Don’t worry we will soon have you back on the throne. All Hail the true King of Australia. Western Union Wire on the way!

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Amazonian

oooooohhhhh, I hope this thread doesn't get yanked for a while. This is gold!

Ooooo! Do you have the 419 special edition of this bike?

this is the ONE for sale thread that gets to stay on the main forum. besides, i need a size 42 myself.

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Sir,

Are you able to offer Zipp wheels? I'm looking for the tri spoke version.

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Do you have tandems available?

Not interested in the red edition. Do you offer the gold edition? I am sure it might cost more as the price of gold it pretty high these days.

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Thanks Dan, this is such a good deal it would be hard to pass up. Maybe we can get a group rate? You should look into that!

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B width or D width?

Wouldn't it be easier if I just posted my credit card number here so you can just bill me and send the bike?
Kindly let me know or email me at jchapATX@dowecheatumandhow.com

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You need to peg this.

This shit is rich! LOL

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I ka nana no a 'ike -- by observing, one learns | Kulia i ka nu'u -- strive for excellence
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I think I am on to something here. I am sure we could get at least 100 of us together and get a group rate. Say if he gave us $800 savings it would only be $2650 each.

Thats only $265,000. What do you think guys? We could ALL have the P4 2011 Red Edition. Imagine the bike porn thread?

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Same team bro!

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Maybe Emilio can set us up with 100 matching suits?

On the other hand, Mohamad do you have the matching 4000 Mile suits too?

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What color is the bar tape?

damn, i want in give me 2. my wife doesn't even ride but she'll want one. can i get a kid carrier put on back for my dog. he's a vizsla and is kind of red colored. he'll like the bike.

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Dear Moohamad,

Deal sounds great,,,,,would you be interested in partnering with me? I have a few hundreds of thousands of dolla in my bank account and would love to join you in this great bike selling device. I live here in great state of Tennessee,,,far far way from your holy lands but I trust you greatly even though our friendship is just via computer screen. Please advice where I send my much dollars.

Your friend in Tennessee,

Nootsack

Dang-it! You guys pushed him too far, too fast and scared him away! This was GOLD!

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Emery's Third Coast Triathlon | Tri Wisconsin Triathlon Team | Push Endurance | GLWR

Sounds like an awesome deal!

Do you think you could organise a couple of upgrades for me though?

What I'm looking for would be putting a Campag Super Record 11 speed on with the electronic shifter conversion. If possible I want to go for the left hand crankset as I am left handed and always get in a muddle with the gear changes going the wrong way around if the drive train is on the other side. I would also want to put a set of Crank Brothers Cobalt wheels on instead of the standard wheels. I would need to take your recommendation regarding which disc set and brake calipers/levers would go best with the aero set-up. Finally a pair of Vittoria triathlon EVO tubulars.

What would this add to the cost of the build please?

I have a Western Union shop just down the road from where I work so if you can post the bank details on here by return to receive the money that would be really great.

Thanks again and I look forward to getting my new bike.

Real Name: Jordan Rapp

SS# 140-67-0311

CC# 5150-1406-7035-1501

Exp 4-1-12

Please send me 8 each P4 Traithlons ASAP.

Please take one and ship to Buckingham Palace as my gift to Kate and Will.

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Perfect.


Maybe someone should alert Cervelo that there is a market for 42's rolling on 750's!

Only one bike as a wedding gift? Why didn't you order the tandem? What will Will ride?

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Any 650c front/ 700c rear versions left? Ill take the Mapei limited edition version if in stock.

Thanks!

Dear mohamad,

Do you have both metric and imperial bikes available? Cervelo being a Canadian company, I did some research on the metrication of the country but could not find definitive information about the bike industry and that specific company. As a Frenchman living in the US, I may have to get one of each if possible. Do you have a conversion table? I believe that my size is a 23 9/16 inches.

Can you tell by my Stack/Reach metrics if I am a 42 or 42.5?
But only if I can get the 650c wheel option
Tom
King of Greenwater, washington

If you guys keep asking me, I'm gonna start asking for your CC info!

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DO NOT LISTEN TO OR READ ANY MORE POSTS! I will glady take the bike for what you are offering...sounds great. However, I need for you to put a banana seat on the P4. I had one of those seats on my first bike many years ago and they are hard to find and impossible here to purchase on a P4.

Dear Muhaaakkkmad
I would like a p4 unicycle with dura red, and campy shifters in a size 69. Please hurry, I'm trying out for the Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey asap.

Did you know Prince Will did the swim leg as part of team at an Olympic distance race at Pembroke Dock in Wales a few years ago?

Oh! So, who's the runner for their relay team? Maybe Paula Radcliffe, as she works her way back into shape! ;-)

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I'd really like a hand-crank version. Do you have any available?

I would like to have a P4 in size 53.5 and 29er tires as well with the full suspension modification. I have my accountant dispense payment of certified funds ($50,000USD) to your account. She;s only cut p check by the even $50,000 (fivety-thousand US funds currency). This is a regrettable fault of her accounting and I trust that you will do the right thing upon the receipt of the payment, as I cannot afford to have you dispose of the balance due to she unfortunate error. Please cashes the check and immediately in wiring the difference ($57,000) to my verified Western Union acc't, in the name of Tupac Shakurmoneymakur. I appreciate your partnership and look forward to continuing to give you the business.

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I tweet!

I will take one size magnum pleases. I can email you my checking account #'s as soon as it arrives.

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Can I get a 61in? I'm a rather tall bloke and I prefer crossfit cranks please, triple if possible.

You seem like a man that can get things. Here's what Im looking for. A full carbon frame unicycle with aerobars, Zipp disc, and speedplay pedals.

Thanks to all. This is perfect reading for 12:30 am on a Thursday morning.

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I've heard a Hed3 works better in the Crosswinds on a Unicycle.

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Can they make me a 24k solid gold one to match my toilet seat?

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When will this sell end? I am still waiting for my tax returns to come back. Can you please list the Western Union info so that I can send you the money? Also, am Ii insured for all damages during shipping?

Thank you.

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My marathon PR is "under three, high twos. I had a two hour and fifty-something."

Would you be willing to trade for my P5?

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http://www.USProTri.com

See my post #16. I already have the P4 Red Triathlon bike, wanted to trade for a P5 but no response from the OP. How tall are you?

I'd like to arrange a trade. Of course, you need to pay for shipping and ship me your P5 first, as I am overseas and can't get to my P4 Red for a few weeks, but as soon as I get back I'll send it to you. And I'll reimburse your shippping, just provide me your bank # and routing # and I'll deposit the money in your account directly.

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Hello,

My name Peggy...

Mohammed,

First, let me apologize for the sarcastic responses to your post. I realize you are only raising money for the cause and don't deserve the sarcasm. Like many, you are looking for bin laden and to become a true believer. Let me save you some time and effort. I have also searched slow twitch, and have found bin racin, bin bitchin, and the bin gripin family, a few bin winnin and lots of the bin trainin clan, but no bin laden.

I was also interested in the cause and to reap the great rewards, but, sadly, I live in orange county, ca and there just aren't 72 virgins here.

Best of luck.

Please tell me you have the zero drop version... I really need that. It's the only P4 that'll fit, and they're SUPER rare. If this is indeed a zero drop version, I'd gladly pay full retail AND shipping. Really. My digits will be forthcoming via text. Please, PLEASE tell me this is a real zero drop...

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I dunno,Slowman's shoulders hav bin laden with all our juvenile problems for years..

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That sounds too sketchy. I run my own shipping service and would gladly help you both free of charge! Just ship your P4 and P5 to my address and I will oversee the exchange. For your convenience, I can also do a pickup service at your home. My associate, Mohamad, will be by shortly.

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Our new friend "TriMo?" at least knows one very important thing. Give the customer what they want! (oh, and he knows to sell the sizzle not the steak!)

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"Happiness is a myth. All you can hope for is to get laid once in a while, drunk once in a while and to eat chocolate every day"

When will my bikes and virgins ship? I'm waiting.........

This is by far the best thread ever on ST.

I am wondering is the 42 cm frame with 750 wheels still available?

nice resurrect. poor mohammed logged off 34 minutes after he first logged in and made his initial post. never to log on again. but i kept his account live just in case.

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aka Slowman