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On behalf of the LR mens . . .
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 . . .I would like humbly to request the assistance of the womens in tracking down the origin of this photo:



We've already established that this photo is NOT of SallyShortyPnts, so that should narrow it down a little.

http://forum.slowtwitch.com/...;;page=unread#unread

Thanks!

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Re: On behalf of the LR mens . . . [xraycharlie] [ In reply to ]
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Glad I'm eliminated from that gene pool

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Re: On behalf of the LR mens . . . [SallyShortyPnts] [ In reply to ]
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Why so averse? I love seeing those at pools ;)



When someone pulls laws out of their @$$, all we end up with are laws that smell like sh!t. -Skippy
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Re: On behalf of the LR mens . . . [original PV] [ In reply to ]
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For the purpose of going FAST on a bike for a long time, it's not a PED (performance enhancing device)

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Re: On behalf of the LR mens . . . [SallyShortyPnts] [ In reply to ]
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Just to keep everyone updated, I have received a PM that appears to eliminate another suspect.

I'm really hoping that this thread will end up in a fancy drawing room, with me smoking a pipe and saying, "We KNOW that the wearer of the thong is someone in this room."

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Re: On behalf of the LR mens . . . [xraycharlie] [ In reply to ]
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I primarly smoke a Dunhill Briar but I've an extra Meerschaum that you could borrow if you like. I also just got a nice Cavendish blend for the trip home for the holidays to enjoy by the fire.

Was it ghiagirl in T1 with the candlestick? Or perhaps trailbait at practice with the lead pipe?

The sleuthing shall continue!



When someone pulls laws out of their @$$, all we end up with are laws that smell like sh!t. -Skippy
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Re: On behalf of the LR mens . . . [original PV] [ In reply to ]
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Of course, the fastest way to figure this out would be if all of the womens just said "not it." Last one to say it would, of course, be "it."

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Re: On behalf of the LR mens . . . [xraycharlie] [ In reply to ]
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wrong colour hair, and she looks much more petite than i..

cheers!

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Re: On behalf of the LR mens . . . [mistressk] [ In reply to ]
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wrong colour hair, and she looks much more petite than i..

cheers!

-mistress k

Ditto.

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Re: On behalf of the LR mens . . . [xraycharlie] [ In reply to ]
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Thought she was my wife for a moment. :-)

Don't get why the thong underneath the shorts she'll be cycling in. Definately not PED. Must be a newbie.
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Re: On behalf of the LR mens . . . [xraycharlie] [ In reply to ]
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I wouldn't get too excited about this....She probably won't want to have sex later because her crotch is on fire from wearing panties under bike shorts.
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Re: On behalf of the LR mens . . . [GhiaGirl] [ In reply to ]
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Hahahaha, my thought exactly!

I think the ST Womens know better ;)
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Re: On behalf of the LR mens . . . [GhiaGirl] [ In reply to ]
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Guys trying to track this photo down aren't having s@x anyway, that's why they are looking at photos of women in T1. ;)
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Re: On behalf of the LR mens . . . [GhiaGirl] [ In reply to ]
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I wouldn't get too excited about this....She probably won't want to have sex later because her crotch is on fire from wearing panties under bike shorts.

So maybe this actually does motivate her to bike faster, just to put an end to it?

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Re: On behalf of the LR mens . . . [xraycharlie] [ In reply to ]
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i'll bite. . ..

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Re: On behalf of the LR mens . . . [xraycharlie] [ In reply to ]
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That looks so uncomfortable it made me shudder.

Not me. I haven't worn tri shorts in over 2 years. Thongs however.....

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Re: On behalf of the LR mens . . . [JenHS] [ In reply to ]
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Aha!! You fell into my little trap!

(Well, actually you didn't, but I've just always wanted to say that while solving a mystery.)

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Re: On behalf of the LR mens . . . [xraycharlie] [ In reply to ]
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But if none of the other womens respond then is it not ipso facto her?



When someone pulls laws out of their @$$, all we end up with are laws that smell like sh!t. -Skippy
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Re: On behalf of the LR mens . . . [original PV] [ In reply to ]
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Good point - especially if we are going to allow such legal precedents as "whoever smelt it, dealt it." (1966)

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Re: On behalf of the LR mens . . . [xraycharlie] [ In reply to ]
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Or the SCOTUS decision on "I'm rubber, you're a fucking douche bag, what bounces of me, you're still a douche bag" Barry P v. Chainpin (1994)



When someone pulls laws out of their @$$, all we end up with are laws that smell like sh!t. -Skippy
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Re: On behalf of the LR mens . . . [xraycharlie] [ In reply to ]
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Not me..... but reminds me of a funny story. I have a pair of charcoal gray cycling shorts that I wore out on a ride with a male friend. It was a very bright day. About half way through the ride he says to me, Are you wearing a THONG under your cycling shorts??? I say No, why would you say that? He pauses, then says, Oh it's not a thong..... I guess I should tell you then that your cycling shorts are see-thru!

Yeah... those shorts have been relegated to indoor trainer rides now!
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Re: On behalf of the LR mens . . . [Cassie] [ In reply to ]
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Got an even better story than that Cassie. We had a guy in our master's swim group wearing a faded red speedo that he must have owned from the 1970's. It was way beyond just "well worn". The womens in the group took up a collection to purchase him a brand new one.

I'm sure you get the picture.:-)
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Re: On behalf of the LR mens . . . [xraycharlie] [ In reply to ]
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OMG, I can't even imagine wearing butt floss on a bike. That nether region will never be the same. Of course the guys aren't thinking of that, but us women know the real truth......

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Re: On behalf of the LR mens . . . [Cassie] [ In reply to ]
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Your story begs the question: If you were a somewhat inexperienced female who was wearing underwear under her bike shorts would you feel uncomfortable if a guy told you that bike shorts were meant to be worn commando? A girl in our riding group a few years ago always had underwear on when we rode. I tried to get some of the other women in the group (including my wife) to gently let her know but they wouldn't do it. I ended up telling her and feeling totally weird while I was doing it, she seemed a little thrown by my comments too. Women of the forum, did I do the right thing?
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Re: On behalf of the LR mens . . . [sevans] [ In reply to ]
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First, I don't know why the women in your group wouldn't tell her that. It would have saved her possible chafing and would have been a female bonding moment!

Secondly, I'm sure it was guy(s) who told me, back 25 years ago when I was first cycling, and they just told me matter-of-factly, along with everything else they were telling me as a newbie, so I don't remember thinking it was strange.

Do you remember exactly what you said to her? Tell us that and then we'll critique you ;)
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Re: On behalf of the LR mens . . . [Cassie] [ In reply to ]
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Do you remember exactly what you said to her? Tell us that and then we'll critique you ;)

I said what any guy would say: "Hey, your ass looks really sweet in that thong but it could lead to some uncomfortable chafing in your lady area". Was that ok?


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Re: On behalf of the LR mens . . . [sevans] [ In reply to ]
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sevans wrote:
Do you remember exactly what you said to her? Tell us that and then we'll critique you ;)

I said what any guy would say: "Hey, your ass looks really sweet in that thong but it could lead to some uncomfortable chafing in your lady area". Was that ok?


I see at least 3 poor word choices in one sentence ;)
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Re: On behalf of the LR mens . . . [Cassie] [ In reply to ]
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You mean that I said 'guy' instead of 'dude'?
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Re: On behalf of the LR mens . . . [sevans] [ In reply to ]
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I was referring to the part within the quotation marks, but sure, you go with that..... :)
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Re: On behalf of the LR mens . . . [Cassie] [ In reply to ]
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I should have said "Whispering eye"?
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Re: On behalf of the LR mens . . . [Cassie] [ In reply to ]
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I'm kidding of course. I would never refer to a women's wedding tackle as 'lady bits', 'whispering eye' or 'vertical bacon sandwich'. I just said that bike shorts were made to be worn with nothing underneath.
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Re: On behalf of the LR mens . . . [sevans] [ In reply to ]
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I swear urbandictionary.com was invented so that I can decipher your posts!
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Re: On behalf of the LR mens . . . [xraycharlie] [ In reply to ]
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Oh

My

God


I was wondering where my pink thong ended up...


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Re: On behalf of the LR mens . . . [xraycharlie] [ In reply to ]
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WE HAVE A WINNER!!!

I told you they were not my Pants.

Now we know they belong to AndyPants..

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Last edited by: SallyShortyPnts: Dec 23, 10 22:44
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Re: On behalf of the LR mens . . . [AndyPants] [ In reply to ]
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AndyPants wrote:


I was wondering where my pink thong ended up...


AP

Hmm . . .

Ended up on some chick who stayed at your place once?

Or, ended up on the Internets?

Or, ended up way, way, up in . . . [sniggering too hard to finish the sentence]

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