Of course he tested positive for high levels of testosterone.

Anyone who watched stage 17 can plainly see that the man has balls the size of watermelons.

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Yes, and I'm sure Pantani, Ullrich, Basso, and Virenque had big balls too.

Let's make AC/DC the official Rock Group for the 2006 Tour DAY France:

"Landis has big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And Lance has a big ball
And Basso's got big balls
But the Peloton has got the biggest balls of them all

And their balls are always bouncing
The road is always full
And everybody attacks and attacks again
If your name is on the start list
No one can take you faster
Everybody says we've got
Great balls of fire

CHORUS

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy crits
But when they're held for the tour DAY france
They're the balls that I like best
Their balls are always bouncing in the sprints
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be injected with testoserone every night!"