I am mostly replying to you because it’s the most recent post but also, I am going to be devastated if you don’t actually bring your cat to triathlons.

I think I was going to say something like, “you shouldn’t be a jerk or think that being a triathlete makes you better than other people, but I think it’s kind of weird that people that do multiple triathlons, spend time training for them and have accounts on a triathlon message board go to such pains to not identify as triathletes. Clearly, you all are triathletes. Who cares?”

But I honestly can’t stop thinking about taking a cat to a race, so who knows what I was going to say about identifying as a triathlete….

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Move on. Keep training. Be an adult.