Tom, I seem to have the same problem you've had.

I think I've got it down to a few possible causes. First, I thought it had to do with me not having a very ncie bike, but this isn't the case for you.

Second, I thought it just had something to do with getting frequent massages. That doesn't seem to fit you either, though.

The only similarity between myself and yourself seems to be the apperent lack of significant other.

So if I were to sucessfully diagnose this, I'd say you suffer from missingfemalecompainionidius. I'm going to go out on a limb here and writeing you a prescription for some mesaGoDatin'linium. take twice a week and check back with me in a month.