"Hey, we somehow got onto this boat with these billionaires for this post race party and now all these UK billionaires want to bid for this triathlon race they just saw."

I feel like every ProTriNews podcast is a very lower enlisted "no-shit there I was story" that my troops used to tell every time we'd be in the field for over a week.

ETA: This isn't to be negative, I find the parallels epically hilarious.

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Washed up footy player turned Triathlete.