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Ashley Horner Cliff's Notes Version - the show that keeps on shitting.
This thread is for results only for those who are too lazy to read the 2000+ post thread. If you see a result, post it up here. My source is the thread, take it for what it's worth.

Day 1 - Haiti, swim was short, bike was on a huffy averaging 21mph, run unknown. Finish status unknown. Results suspicious.

Day 2 - travel, no ironman, streak is already broken except day 1 doesn't count as an ironman. No results, but travel plans/schedule suspicious.

Day 3 - Virginia - finished in 16 hours, complained about it halfway through the run, results aren't verified. Results suspicious.

Day 4 - Maryland - finished in 16.5 hours, starting to struggle. Already beat 93.78% of slowtwitch predictions.

Day 5 - Delaware - she had trouble getting out of bed and got off to a late start. Her tracker stopped for 4 hours at mile 21 on the bike. She sent out an Instagram from the emergency room complaining about how she looked. Stick a fork in her, she's done.

Day 6 - Delaware do-over, or "re-Dover" - Ashley's coach consulted with 8 doctors, they all said it was a stupid idea to keep going. Ashley decided to go anyways. Her coach ditched her. She swam 3.8K and rode 112.5 miles. No run apparently. This train wreck is getting more and more painful to watch everyday.

Day 7 - still in Delaware I guess. She decided to take a few days off, you can read her version of the story at the following link. The funniest part is that she claims her fitness was 100% ready for this challenge. https://www.instagram.com/...igshid=1nz6wy1m2c8hs

Final update - several days after she quit going, she finally admitted that she's finished. Had a bunch of BS reasons why she didn't fail and said a bunch of other stuff. Ashley, if you're listening, you should stick to posting garbage on Instagram...........long distance triathlon is not your forte.

Final Update + 1 - She has now admitted that she wasn't ready and needs to go back and train. She's planning to hold a virtual ironman on 9/22 where you have to pay to sign up and the money goes to her charity. Says she plans to come back next year and try some version of her challenge again, although the format is TBD. Also a lot more blah blah blah blah..............
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