Well, Isaac - I wear socks that my fiancee knits for me out of wool I spin from my cat's fur. When I started wearing these socks, I became wealthy. Not only that, but women were going crazy for me! (Don't tell my fiancee) And to top it all off, I developed the ability to see infrared light! My cat's name is Captain Squinty Todd. Sock's made from his fur are only $999.97. All these people who want "data" are just suckers and will never know the joys that you and I do! These socks have changed my life! They can change yours too! Let me know how many pairs you want.

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Ed O'Malley
www.VeloVetta.com
Founder of VeloVetta Cycling Shoes
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